The avatar above is coming to kill your family.

[Anarchemitis]

Light is killing my family right now.
One röntgen per second at a time.

 

[StormShaun]

I always knew a bearded man would of done it, and for that, I respect him.

 

[staika]

He seems serious at first but once I show myself he is taken aback and I am able to take the upper hand and kill him with my shapeshifting powers!

 

[Rooster893]

YOU MAY BE A PONY LIKE THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR HIMSELF, BUT YOU FOOLISH MORTALS ARE NO MATCH FOR THE GODLY POWERS OF THE ULTIMAAATE WARRIOR PONY! SKROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Time to break out the shotgun.

 

[staika]

Oh its you again eh i know the perfect way to defeat you this time.
I use my applauding skills causing the pony to become lost in the attention.
The crowd screams to enter the ring that appears right behind him.
Upon entering the ring the ring collapses into a bottomless hole!

You will know fall down the hole forever!!!

Edit: damn ninjad D:

I use the master ball that I have to catch the TRAINER and now I control the trainer.
Random guy: hey you can't do that that's against the rules!
Me: screw the rules I have money!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I control the Armaldo to kill!

 

[Rooster893]

*clotheslines both of them until their heads are taken off*

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"look you can kill them, just stop bothering me with you MLP avatar,I just don't see the appeal of a little girl's kid show.
(Cue flame war)

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Despite our identical viewpoints, I must slay you for the sake of my family. Armaldo use Metal claw!

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Diablo1099 Used Double Post!
It's fairly effective!

 

[TheProfesser]

Throwing Knives... Sharp and effective.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Distracted with a photograph of a toddler and then shot.

 

[Nouw]

I use 'seduce' and while Clint Eastwood is admiring my melons I kill him my swords!

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I do the same

 

[Mrmac23]

The I AM DISPLEASED face defeats you by being so displeased with you that you lose all hope and jump off a cliff.

For the record, there is no body attatched to the I AM DISPLEASED face, just the head.

 

[retyopy]

It's a face drawn crudely with either MS paint or a pencil. What's it gonna do, frown at me to death?

 

[Spider RedNight]

OH, SHI--

I've no doubts about a smiling drama mask coming to kill me and my family. -goes to cry in the corner-

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

FBI? Pffff...
I killed an entire Brazilian Army base man to man with my bare hands...
...and my razor sharp legs.
why i have them, i do not know