The Average Douchebag
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I have yet to run into a douchebag in my current city and I've lived here for about 8 1/2 months now. [sub](Wow, already? Time sure flies...)[/sub] I'm gonna miss this place when I leave.
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I fell for it once, I'm not gonna fall for it again. Still funny each time I see it though.Pimppeter2 said:
What makes you think I was trying to insult you? It was just a sardonic remark regarding the current state of things, that's all. Because you have to admit, there's quite the proliferation going on regarding what's "awesome", "epic" and "win". Hence my remark.Darth_Dude said:
So it's nothing against you in particular. As for my spelling:
1. Despite the fact that im rather good at english in general, it's not my native tounge and for the most part of my days I have to pay respects to a completely different set of spelling and grammatical rules than the english ones, explaining why certain slip-ups tend to sneak in.
2. I noticed the spelling like a second after I posted the message in question but I just can't be bothered to rectify such things on a messageboard. It's not like im writing an essay in language or anything, thus my priority in regards to making sure that every single post is fully spell-checked tends to be quite low. If you can't live with that and have trouble understanding what it is im writing, then tough shit. I don't really feel a pressing urge to change my habits just so you'll find me compliant, as im quite sure you can understand. (I wouldn't expect you to do it had the situation been reversed)
In any case, it wasn't meant as an insult to begin with so there's no need to get snippy. But as a sidenote: im quite sure you wouldn't have stooped to the level of remarking upon spelling if you hadn't interpreted it as an insult would you?
Although the popped-collar/orange tan may be the douche's trademark, I think it is more their personality that defines them as douches. Remember, some douche's have learned how to hide in a crowd. You'll never see them coming...until it's too late!
Also, I would also like to add another visual representation of a douche.
Also, I would also like to add another visual representation of a douche.
Those pricks that wear random combinations of clothes to look "different", yet they look stupid. These are the guys that say how they're indie and going against the stream, but buy their clothes from high-end labels. They just buy the raggy looking high-end clothes and put them together in terrible combinations. Then, they top it off with some neon colours, and a stupid hair cut.
In other words, Hipsters. I hate them, and they're always around my University.
Also those "coolio" guys, who dress in that shiny sports stuff, like sweats and jackets, and spike their hair up (nothing wrong with spiking it tastefully, I do it, too a bit), and sit on the bus with their legs spread wide. Ugh. One time one of them got on my bus with those button-up sweats and I could see his hairy legs between the cracks! Disgusting.
I think these guys are known as Guidos or Wiggers.
In other words, Hipsters. I hate them, and they're always around my University.
Also those "coolio" guys, who dress in that shiny sports stuff, like sweats and jackets, and spike their hair up (nothing wrong with spiking it tastefully, I do it, too a bit), and sit on the bus with their legs spread wide. Ugh. One time one of them got on my bus with those button-up sweats and I could see his hairy legs between the cracks! Disgusting.
I think these guys are known as Guidos or Wiggers.
Hair gel.
Fake tan (orange skin, fucking terrible).
Pants around knees.
Rats tails.
Fucking short mohawks.
Shocking hair cuts.
"Oi bro, some ****'s gonna get fuckin' rolled down at Civic, let's go fuckin' join in, like, fuck." (i.e. swears more than me).
That's the type I see in Adelaide, more specifically the Modbury area.
Fake tan (orange skin, fucking terrible).
Pants around knees.
Rats tails.
Fucking short mohawks.
Shocking hair cuts.
"Oi bro, some ****'s gonna get fuckin' rolled down at Civic, let's go fuckin' join in, like, fuck." (i.e. swears more than me).
That's the type I see in Adelaide, more specifically the Modbury area.
What in the world is wrong with plaid shorts? I've swore by them sense 4th grade (when they weren't cool.) and I love them!Julianking93 said:
OT: Headphones that don't connect to anything that they wear around their necks.