The Ban game

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Do you know what a kris is?

An Indonesian dagger. Nice. But don't underestimate the crowbar.

With poison... Lots of poison...

But I meant a kris... sword... 3 feet of cold, hard, poison-covered metal... Plus!

*Stands up, blanket falls off*

I have an advantage!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Do you know what a kris is?

An Indonesian dagger. Nice. But don't underestimate the crowbar.

With poison... Lots of poison...

But I meant a kris... sword... 3 feet of cold, hard, poison-covered metal... Plus!

*Stands up, blanket falls off*

I have an advantage!

It's clearly a dagger. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kris]

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Wait, sure it's a powerful distraction, but I'm wearing body armour here.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Do you know what a kris is?

An Indonesian dagger. Nice. But don't underestimate the crowbar.

With poison... Lots of poison...

But I meant a kris... sword... 3 feet of cold, hard, poison-covered metal... Plus!

*Stands up, blanket falls off*

I have an advantage!

It's clearly a dagger. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kris]

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Wait, sure it's a powerful distraction, but I'm wearing body armour here.

It can be a sword.

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I'm quicker though... And Jackals... Remember? And anti-gravity...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

It can be a sword.

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I'm quicker though... And Jackals... Remember? And anti-gravity...

And I can turn invisible. [http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Ghost]
I've become quite adept of survival after Dark and Doc's many murder attempts.

[sub]And I have a camera in my eyepiece. Stop trying to kill me and I won't spread the pictures. Blackmail yay![/sub]

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned because I'm the freaking slayer!

Banned because I still yet draw breath.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

It can be a sword.

...

I'm quicker though... And Jackals... Remember? And anti-gravity...

And I can turn invisible. [http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Ghost]
I've become quite adept of survival after Dark and Doc's many murder attempts.

[sub]And I have a camera in my eyepiece. Stop trying to kill me and I won't spread the pictures. Blackmail yay![/sub]

*Strikes sexy pose*

*Sexy voice* Bring it ON!

Also... I can throw moons at you.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

@Nikki: And I have a fleet of powerful warships at my command, capable of traveling faster than light.

Spoiler

*saves another high-res picture of naked Nikki to local drive*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for enforcing rules, that's Para's job.

 

[mParadox]

Banned for being cruel to puppies.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned because that does it. *shoves puppies in a blender*

Banned because huskies aren't my favorite.

@Nikki: And I have a fleet of powerful warships at my command, capable of traveling faster than light.

Spoiler

*saves another high-res picture of naked Nikki to local drive*

Mmmmm... *Strikes another pose* Come on! That all you got?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Mmmmm... *Strikes another pose* Come on! That all you got?

*turns invisible*
...
*gropes*

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Mmmmm... *Strikes another pose* Come on! That all you got?

*turns invisible*
...
*gropes*

*Throws moon at you*

EEK!

*Throws more moons at you*

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned because that does it. *shoves puppies in a blender*

Banned because huskies aren't my favorite.

Banned because you think I care? *shoves a labrador into a furnace*

Try again... I'm not going to ban...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

*Throws moon at you*

EEK!

*Throws more moons at you*

The Admiral is unkillable. I offer a truce and a promise that this'll stay between us.

[/sub]*finger hovers over "Upload" button*[/sub]

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

*Throws moon at you*

EEK!

*Throws more moons at you*

The Admiral is unkillable. I offer a truce and a promise that this'll stay between us.

[sub]*finger hovers over "Upload" button*[/sub]

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I don't care about the pictures...

But you call me an accessory AND groped me...

For that... Ye shall die!

[sub]Unless you say sorry.[/sub]