The Ban game

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned because that does it. *shoves puppies in a blender*

Banned because huskies aren't my favorite.

Banned because you think I care? *shoves a labrador into a furnace*

Try again... I'm not going to ban...

Doesn't matter what kind. I like the massacre. *tears the head of an Irish terrier*

Not even trying, are you?

*Crosses arms*

Keep trying.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

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I don't care about the pictures...

But you call me an accessory AND groped me...

For that... Ye shall die!

[sub]Unless you say sorry.[/sub]

Then accept my deepest and sincere apology.
I'm sorry.
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[sub][sub][sub]Do I get to keep the pictures?[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

...

I don't care about the pictures...

But you call me an accessory AND groped me...

For that... Ye shall die!

[sub]Unless you say sorry.[/sub]

Then accept my deepest and sincere apology.
I'm sorry.
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[sub][sub][sub]Do I get to keep the pictures?[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Accepted... And no. Delete them... Now.

Banned because you know what. *tears a German shepperd in half, slits the throat of a collie, sets fire to an English sheep dog, impales a doberman, bleeds a collie* I can do this all day honey.

Come on! What's my favorite dog?

 

[Mettking]

Banned for liking small animals, like this puppy.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Accepted... And no. Delete them... Now.

Yay!
...and :c Oh well.
*deletes pictures from local drive*

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned because I don't care what your favourite kind of dog is, I'm going to exterminate dogs, and then I'll move on to rabbits, then birds, then sheep, then horses, then koalas, then I may as well wipe out every mortal dirt I can find on this planet. Except maybe kittens.

*Starts killing kittens* Thanks for leaving those for me!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Except maybe kittens.

Which is why I don't care. Cats are the only animal, [sub][sub](except humans)[/sub][/sub], that I care for.

*Starts killing kittens* Thanks for leaving those for me!

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[sub][sub]*gropes*[/sub][/sub]

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for not having a voice as smexy as this.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned because I'm not going to exist anymore... No one likes me here anyway.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned because I'm not going to exist anymore... No one likes me here anyway.

That is not true.
At all.

 

[Mettking]

Banned for that stupid one shoulder pad thing.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned because I'm not going to exist anymore... No one likes me here anyway.

That is not true.
At all.

Okay... I'll postpone it... For now.

 

[mParadox]

Banned because I'm not going to exist anymore... No one likes me here anyway.

*sighs* Like Stu said. That's not true. Not even a little bit.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned because I'm not going to exist anymore... No one likes me here anyway.

That is not true.
At all.

Okay... I'll postpone it... For now.

Yay! *hugs*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned because everyone loves you.
"Except me"
Except Spike.

Banned for not specifying who you meant.