The Ban game

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned because my instructions included nothing about extra privileges for anyone.
I will not be particularly strict, but I will be fair.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You can pretend to, but if you try to use them I won't be nice.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Spoiler: Banned for needing a map.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for finding tits amusing.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Banned for not going to sleep.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for Queen and Country.
[sub]Incidentally Sweden is going to have a queen once the king dies.[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for wasting coffee.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for wasting coffee.

Pfft.
It's not 'wasting'. It's what keeps the Admiral alive.

The rest of you weaklings need sleep, food and water. I need only coffee.

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for running on caffeine only.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned because I was totally not planning to assassinate him.

Also, the prime minister of Sweden is very disappointed in you.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for making Fredrik Reinfeldt sad.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for needing more practice.