The Ban game

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for still not being a higher caliber than at the most .357.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Banned for still not being a higher caliber than at the most .357.

Banned because I'm a .50 caliber [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M2_Browning] cow. That's not a small bullet.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I know what .50 cal means.
I'm accusing you of lying about your size.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I know what .50 cal means.
I'm accusing you of lying about your size.

I'm sorry you feel that way. I never lie about size.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I guess you just need to compensate for something with that machine gun then.
I myself is happily use the Mateba Autorevolver [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mateba_Autorevolver]. The "Hunter" variant.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Make assumptions about me all you want.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'm not. I don't make assumptions about people. I am however pulling your leg.
[sub]Besides, revolvers are way cooler.[/sub]

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I disagree. Nothing is more awesome than a 50 cal in my opinion.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for not opting for the obvious choice; a bolter.

An assault rifle that fires .75 caliber rocket-propelled explosive bolts.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Banned because I'll pass.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for lasting a grand total of 17.3 seconds in the 41st millennium.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Banned for lacking a Hans Zimmer soundtrack.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned in the Emperor's name!

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Banned for cow kind!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for lacking power armour.

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for entrusting me with nukes.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Banned for lacking power armour.

Banned because:

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

You're banned because I can.

*Goes mad with power*

Banned because I'm quoting you. MUHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Now that depends on the kind of power armour.

Spoiler

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Banned for bringing that up again. My statement still applies.