The Ban game

[havass]

Banned for insulting my forging skills. I'M SUING YOU.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Banned for not making the contract out of used tin cans and jam (Eddie Izzard, the great escape)

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for making obscure references!

 

[The Clown]

Banned because I'm cold.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for getting cold.

 

[scorptatious]

Banned for hogging the blanket.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for eating the blanket.

 

[The Clown]

Banned foe being the blanket.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Banned for not using a Snuggie.

The Snuggie is a *stops*

You guys want a snuggie?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for trying to sell/advertise Snuggies on the Escapist.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Banned because snuggies are Shit. Why would I advertise or sell one. Ever?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for not standing by your product.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for sitting on his product.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for sitting on his head and snapping his neck.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for several confidential reasons.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Banned because this goes beyond 'Confidential'.
Double banned bacause this goes beyond 'Top Secret'.
Triple banned because this is Super-duper-mega-giga-terra-centi-deci-UBER-awesomely Secret

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Covertly banned and quietly shipped off to an undisclosed Pacific island.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Banned for burning the pizza!

 

[MrJKapowey]

Banned because I escaped, and now I'm BACK FOR ROUD TWO MUTHAS!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for escaping.