The Beard Thread

[hooksashands]

The Rules for Posting Here
1. No nudity. No offensive images.
2. If you don't wish to divulge your full physical appearance, then snap a quick webcam photo of your lower face/jawline. It will add a sense of mystery.
3. Stubble is acceptable. Just don't expect anyone to be impressed.
4. This is essentially a user picture thread, but we're not in preschool here. Be respectful. Commenting on someone's appearance is fine. Insulting them is not.

Here is, to the best of my abilities, a beard scale:

Graham is more like a 3 in all his unshaven glory, but I thought it was best to show him in average form for comparision's sake. Actor/comedian Zach Galifianakias meanwhile, could easily hold the universe in his mane. 1 can be thought of as tennis ball fuzz, whereas 5 means you're almost to the level of Sasquatch. 0 means you're smooth as a waxed dolphin and not even on the scale.

Yours Truly

Come, my beardy brothers. Reveal your progress.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Wow. You sir are a legend.
Give me a few minutes and I'll post my beard.

 

[Hateren47]

There can be only one.

I modelled my beard on the Riker Beard, but with a little less neckbeard. I don't have a picture of it available and I can't be arsed to find one so you're gonna have to settle for an old picture of Jonathan Frakes. It looks alright on me. Better than no facial hair for sure.

On your scale I think I'm a solid 3, with Riker being a 4(+ a scale breaking 10 of epicness of course).

 

[Technocrat]

Hmm...I think it's probably a 2.5-3 on the beardometer. I have to keep getting rid of it for job reasons (grumble grumble)

Also, I'm not nude. I've got pants on. You just can't see them.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Crap, I just shaved.

I don't have much of a beard anyway, though I do have a moustashe... which I just shaved off.

 

[Kevonovitch]

gimmi 3 months, i'll have a greek style one, no lie!

 

[Nvv]

I can't grow anything beyond a scruffy teenage neckbeard. Not weird considering I am a teenager, but I do long for the day when it can be grown in full without looking ridiculous.

 

[The Rockerfly]

I have blonde hair and when I did grow a bit a beard I looked like a rapist

 

[drbarno]

I can only get what is barely stubble before growing into a really crap beard of sorts.

 

[DSEZ]

im only 15 i believe mine is either 2 or 2.5 we just started no shave november so ill come back at the end of the month

 

[Saltyk]

Damn. I don't have a camera to post a pic...
My beard is currently just under an inch thick around my jaw line. A lot of people seem to like it on me. At least i don't look like a 16 year old anymore.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Week old beard is probably a 1.5

Spoiler

 

[Klepa]

I have blonde hair and when I did grow a bit a beard I looked like a rapist

Same here.

I kept the beard.

 

[sjarri]

-snip-

 

[C95J]

This beard simply destroys the scale out of sheer awesomeness.

Spoiler: BEHOLD!

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[LaughingAtlas]

I have no camera, but I do have a mustache and long goatee, Snidely Whiplash style. Ironically, I had been asked many times "Are you going to kill me?" as a form of greeting back when I didn't shave at all, now people just ask if I'm an upperclassman.
Society: "Unshaven = hobo/murderer, Stereotypical bad guy facial hair = slightly older person."

EDIT: You know the "Dead man's hand" facial hair style in fallout 3? Pretty much that.

EDIT AGAIN: Wouldn't a 5 be a Santa Claus or Gandalf beard?

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

This beard simply destroys the scale out of sheer awesomeness.

Spoiler: BEHOLD!

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Well thats not fair! That like having a goldfish race with a shark in the tank.

 

[Baldry]

Uhm probably only at level 1-2 since I've only started re-growing my beard.

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

This beard simply destroys the scale out of sheer awesomeness.

Spoiler: BEHOLD!

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Well thats not fair! That like having a goldfish race with a shark in the tank.

LMAO

My beard is pretty bad atm. It goes all stubly, then it get longer and, as my friends put it, looks like a beard made of 'pubes' lmao. So I won't post a pic But atm, it's prob a 1.3 for stuble lol

EDIT: OP, you remind me of Sabretooth from Wolverine Origins... AWESOME!