The Beard Thread

[Saltyk]

I have a simple goatee and mustache. I'd rather not post a picture of it.

Spoiler: Since we are on the topic of facial hair

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Apparently my chin strap makes me mildly trustworthy or neutral like Abe Lincoln. Better than the Hitler!
[sub]Crap I didn't just invoke Godwin's Law by saying that did I?[/sub]

 

[Cain_Zeros]

You forgot a 10 on the Beard-o-meter:

Spoiler: 10

Myself, I'm a 0.

 

[the protaginist]

Right now i'm at about .6, because i just shaved and am 15. Tell ya what, i'll come back at the end of the month(no shave novemeber) and revive the thread.

 

[Woodsey]

I'm 16 and could probably muster a 0.2.

I'm sick of waiting to tell you the truth; I wasn't even a "late starter" by any means!

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I put forth a motion that classifies neck-beards under the negative spectrum.

 

[Irridium]

This thread makes me sad, as it reminds me that I may never be able to grow a beard :'(

CURSE MY HAIRLESS CHIN!

I can grow some chin fuzz, but its just not the same. At all.

I wants a beard...

 

[crudus]

I have a simple goatee and mustache. I'd rather not post a picture of it.

Spoiler: Since we are on the topic of facial hair

[a href=http://www.bennylingbling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/PHmF5.jpg]

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You may have to click the picture

Apparently my chin strap makes me mildly trustworthy or neutral like Abe Lincoln. Better than the Hitler!
[sub]Crap I didn't just invoke Godwin's Law by saying that did I?[/sub]

Yes you did. I am right under Philosopher which I guess I can be proud of

 

[Saltyk]

I have a simple goatee and mustache. I'd rather not post a picture of it.

Spoiler: Since we are on the topic of facial hair

[a href=http://www.bennylingbling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/PHmF5.jpg]

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You may have to click the picture

Apparently my chin strap makes me mildly trustworthy or neutral like Abe Lincoln. Better than the Hitler!
[sub]Crap I didn't just invoke Godwin's Law by saying that did I?[/sub]

Yes you did. I am right under Philosopher which I guess I can be proud of

Damn, I was afraid of that. Guess I should trust you, too, as your beard is more trustworthy than mine.

 

[hooksashands]

Dudes, the chinstrap is so low in the beard hierarchy it's not even considered a beard anymore. The Amish wear it specifically because it sucks so much.

I smell jealousy. It is a tangy odor, like italian salad dressing, and it is oozing from your pores.

@Saltyk: That's a much better graph. Thank you.

@Soylent Bacon: Off to a good start.

@Joshroom: Righteous.

@MassiveGeek: Thank you. I was waiting for a woman to pop in and talk about how much she appreciates a man's Samsonite scruffiness, if only to keep the "Beards suck lol" comments in the back row.

@the protaginist: Sounds like you're going through the werewolf cycle, not puberty.

@Tankichi: Consider this topic retroactive for such a beard-growing purpose.

 

[MzStrange]

facial hair is sexy.... *wink*

 

[Eric the Orange]

I wish I knew how to get my pictures up so I could post a picture of the foot long beard I sported in college.

 

[hooksashands]

Please get all the childish insults out of your system and move on.

 

[hooksashands]

And shitting in someone's topic is? Good one indeed.

 

[Folio]

Spoiler: let's get festive!

Only my natives understand this picture. Maybe someone can post Santa here, too.

 

[Ickorus]

I don't have a beard but my facial hair grows really damned fast so if I left it for about 2 weeks i'd probably look like this guy [http://gs061.k12.sd.us/big%20beard.JPG].