The Beginner's Guide to Being an Evil Overlord

[AroLombardi]

Become a highly trusted scientific official, one that makes many breakthroughs for science, then at one point make a complete bullshit study saying God definitely does not exist (don't ask how), and watch and see what the religious freaks do.

And if that doesn't work, destroy games, but keep a copy of every game for yourself and hide on a remote island.

 

[mangus]

1.Invent magic.
2.Use magic for evil.
3.Hoard magic.
4.Underpants
5.?
6.PROFIT!

Alternately, Try to convince people that solipsism is the way to go.

 

[Jaythulhu]

Give your most deadly henchman an incredibly embarrassing, childish nickname. Best advice for an evil genius I've ever heard.

 

[Tich]

1. Ascend
2. Become the only Ori.
3. Tell your followers to build giant spaceships
4. Send them on crusade to a galaxy (preferrably this one)
5. Kill all who do not believe, lie to those who do.
6. Destroy anything that stands in your way.
7. Yes, this should be pretty much your endgame.

 

[John Smyth]

1.Get Sir Mark Thatcher to invest in myself some money
2.Invade a small African country no one will miss
3.Build up a base of operations, stabilise nations economy, impose totalitarian police state
4.Use money generated from trade to finance similar operations around the globe
5.Each location taken is apparently controlled by a separate group to maintain the appearance of being less of a threat
6.????
7.Profit

Or you can just grow powerful hair like your avatar there, seriously that is some evil powerful hair.

Why thank you. It enabled me to travel through time once before, if you like you can come with me next time and meet Ceaser but your safety is guaranteed.