The Best Chuck Norris Joke you know?

[Hatiras]

Remember when these kind of jokes used to be all the rave, well lets get it out of our system

~Chuck Norris knows the final digit of Pi

 

[Marter]

If Chuck Norris punched you in the face, you'd have to restrain yourself from thanking him.

 

[Kasawd]

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

 

[Stoic raptor]

You know they tried to make a Chuck Norris toilet paper.

It was a good idea, except the toilet paper wouldn't take shit from anybody

 

[Shemming]

Chuck Norris can win connect four in three moves ¬¬

 

[Quala]

Chuck Norris' first job was a paper boy. There were no survivors.

 

[Sir Broccoli]

Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swam through land.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Chuck Norris Jokes are as young as he is

 

[CharlesBronson]

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Norrissed

 

[Vampire cat]

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around earth in time to punch himself in the back of his head.

 

[Peteron]

Chuck Norris created the giraffe when he upercutted a horse

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

every night the bogeyman checks his closet for chuck norris

chuck norris can divide by 0

 

[Count Igor]

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win.

..
For ever.

Or:

The original title of Alien vs Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
It was soon cancelled, as no-one would pay for a film 14 seconds long.


I still go on the Chuck Norris joke website..
DON'T JUDGE ME!

 

[Yrgen]

Children wear superman jammies, superman wears Chuck Norris jammies.

 

[CharlesBronson]

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag a girl, he potato sacks her...

 

[Onchei]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

[RaisonD'etre]

When they first landed on the moon there was nothing except a sign that said "Chuck Norris was here".

 

[evilninja60]

Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands....now there just the islands