The best line you ever saw on a movie

[daywalker1776]

By the title, I mean what thing a character said you think was the best that you can recall.

My personal best would be "I kick ass for the Lord" in the movie Dead Alive

 

[Queen Michael]

"Saw IN a movie" I think. But anyway, it's anything and everything that the Joker says in The Dark Knight.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Not really a movie, but in Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along blog when Captain Hammer says

"She's giving it up hard, cause she's with captain Hammer, and these [holds up hands] are not the hammer.... The Hammer is my Penis"

 

[Count Igor]

"He was in the Ass Kickin' Business. And...

Business is goood"

or
"I ain't gonna shoot them unless they shoot at me.
[sub]Oh lord, let's hope they shoot at me...[/sub]"

Both from the same film.
Also, didn't we just have this thread pretty recently?

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

It is from the beginning of The Way of the Gun. Sarah Silverman starts yelling for them to get off the car. Ryan Phillipe turns around and yells the greatest insult in movie history. It is very vulger and could offend some people, so watch at your own risk. It happens at about 50 seconds in.

Once again, this could be very offensive, so be careful.

 

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

"I've got a diem to carpe"


pretty much anything that Steve says in Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs

 

[Mr. Cheese]

I'm a lead farmer ************.

 

[Vrex360]

There were so many memorable lines in Snatch but it's really hard to pick out a perfect one because the best ones were huge highly detailed monologues that I would do great injustice to by trying to impersonate.

Still I guess I can still go with the classic:
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very, very naughty boy!"

-Life of Brian.

 

[Betancore]

I don't know about the best, but I really liked Apocalypse Now for 'I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time...'

 

[Kryzantine]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."

Kudos if you know where this line came from.

 

[KOuellete]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."

Kudos if you know where this line came from.

I love The Blues Brothers.

 

[King of the N00bs]

"To the pain!!!!!" from the Princess Bride

 

[sorry user name taken.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QUT0tweX1M


Amen

 

[beastwood225]

"you despise me dont you?"
"well if i gave you any thought i probably would"
from casablanca. i heard that and just laughed.

conversely, "put the bunny back in the box" made me cringe. especially in the southern drawl.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Betty White in Lake Placid, best line in a movie ever. Wait until the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX2vJJPXIpw

 

[Rook]

not a film but a animation on the internet.
"if i had a chicken,we'd laugh,and cry,and travel the world and......sing"
high five to anyone who has also seen this.i thought it was one of the most amazing trilogies i've ever seen

 

[antidonkey]

The only time I see lines in a movie is when I have the subtitles turned on and that's very rare........

but one can never go wrong with, "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

 

[Summerstorm]

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