The best line you ever saw on a movie

[Last Bullet]

I don't know if this counts, but (it should)... Joker: "How 'bout a magic trick? ... I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. ..TADA! It's- ah! It's gone!" I don't remember much else from Dark Knifght other than this, so it might be influencing my opinion of this movie being amazing.

 

[sansamour14]

mines kinda long but its V's alliteration in V for Vendetta

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

? V's alliterative introductory monologue upon meeting Evey

its impossible for me to memorize it

 

[Mechanix]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDztrw_0N8M

/thread

 

[Harkonnen64]

Pulp Fiction, when Mr. Wolfe says:

"We're thirty minutes away; we'll be there in ten."

Also, not so much a line as a monologue, but:

 

[fuhier]

I think

"I hope you left enough room for my fist because im going to shove it into your stomach and rip out your god damn spine!" Arnold- Running Man

 

[squintzepalladoris]

"Aww man, I shot Marvin in the face"

"Why'd you do that"

"I didn't mean to man, it was an accident"

Pulp Fiction

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Best line ever
"Smile you son of a- *BOOM*"
You should already know where that line comes from.

I'd just like to re-nominate dogshit [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UznxI3Z4NU8], policy [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfgRwmGwNuo], pretty much every villain line and most of Eric's lines in The Crow, Psalm 23 in Pale Rider, Doc Holliday having two guns [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u5A0H6PkqE] and Jennifer Connelly's angry speech in Blood Diamond ending with "get the **** out of my face and let me do my job!" She's gorgeous when she's furious.

What else?

"Except just now, by an old man with a stick." - The Mask Of Zorro

"They seem to have an open door policy on assholes, now, don't they?" - Heathers

"... an epistle. It's non-canonical ..." - The Constant Gardener

"Do you know how to shoot?"
"A little." - Enemy at the Gates

"We need our heroes."
"Do you know any heroes?"
"I know one." - Enemy at the Gates

"Gute Leute muß mann haben." - Das Boot

"You could try telling them I designed it. Do you think that might help?" - The Dambusters

"Well, they've a strong bass line, but they've no top tenors, that's for sure." - Zulu

"I do hate to be rude, but I'm a gentleman, and you're not."
"And?"
"Well, would you mind awfully FUCKING OFF?" - Plunkett and Macleane

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For a deviation slightly off-topic, there are also some wonderful lines in Buffy:

"Cordelia, I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex." - Xander, for insight and honesty.

"I'm going to kill them all. That ought to distract them." - Buffy, for the cold determination she put into that line. It was like seeing Sarah Connor walking across the lawn with a pistol in her hand in Terminator 2.

--

Almost every line Wednesday utters in The Addams Family Values, particularly "Be very afraid," "It means 'orphan'," "Homicide" and her "so I must scalp you" speech.

"You shouldn't play with matches." - Pale Rider

"Moriarty, why do you always have to be with the negative waves? Why can't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why can't you say something righteous and positive for a change?"
"Crap." - Kelly's Heroes

.....

Finally, of course, this (click to enlarge):

[http://s300.photobucket.com/albums/nn9/Sableagle/Detritus/?action=view&current=RetailCounterTherapy.jpg]

 

[V TheSystem V]

"Saw IN a movie" I think. But anyway, it's anything and everything that the Joker says in The Dark Knight.

This.

Also possibly anything from Brick Tamland in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Steve Carell was the only man for that role.

 

[havoc_91]

"i'm a member of the jarhead clan" ~the guy from Avatar~


"get off of my lawn!!!" ~clint eastwood~

 

[angry_flashlight]

This line's one I use a lot while playing BC2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9-Te-DPbSE&NR=1

Or the ever-classic "Yippee Kye Yay Mother Fucker!" from Die Hard

"Charlie Don't Surf!"
"The horror, the horror"

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"

 

[Aerodynamic]

"This is Bob. Bob had ***** tits."

 

[Jerious1154]

From the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:
"YOU WILL GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!"

And from Hot Fuzz:
"You're a doctor. Deal with it."
"Yeah, mother fucker."

That one cracks me up every time.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Perfect response to anything you don't agree with.

 

[Blemontea]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."

Kudos if you know where this line came from.

The Blues Brothers

OT: "all right you primitive knuckles heads listen up, this is my BOOMSTICK!" finally got to watch that movie recently

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Remember that speech Randel made in Clerks 2?

no...no, not the Lord of the Rings one...NO! Not the Ass-to-Mouth thing either! I meant the one that would get me banned from The Escapist to post. The one with Wanda Sykes...yeah...that was the best. That whole segment from the term porch monkey (It's cool! He took it back!!) to the very end. Especially Elias's question:

"Did Randel just call Mr. Dante a n*****?"

 

[CK76]

Starts in around 2:20

 

[eylkkyle]

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But seeing as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

-Dirty Harry