The best piece of advice you can give to people.
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I learned many things from uncle Bill, but none surpassed this piece of wisdom.
"Never bet on a five legged race horse unless you're making the kind of film we don't tell Grandma about."
"Never bet on a five legged race horse unless you're making the kind of film we don't tell Grandma about."
Have fun while you're here. Life is short. Try new things, travel, play as many video games as possible.
No one knows why we're here, do what makes you happy.
No one knows why we're here, do what makes you happy.
At least the idea wasn't as bad as the last drunk post I saw. It's actually pretty well worded once you get past the drunk grammar mistakes and typos.
OT: "Don't be an idiot."
-Dwight Schrute
OT: "Don't be an idiot."
-Dwight Schrute
OK, without any irony whatsoever, Marter, is it good-good or bad-good? Is it fun to laugh at or laugh with?Marter said:
My best piece of advice is: "Everything will pass, you are temporary, nothing you do will be remembered in 100 years time, so just live, love and be loved, enjoy everything you can, and don't EVER EVER screw your bros over some bullshit money shit, business should remain business, it can ruin friendships otherwise."
in otherwords, just chill, it'll all be over all too soon, better to be poor and happy than rich and stressed to death.
in otherwords, just chill, it'll all be over all too soon, better to be poor and happy than rich and stressed to death.
This is sound advice. Twist it a little to get; "Always consider the source" and you have words to live by.DugMachine said:
Even if the drink is unsullied, a drunken person is an easy victim. So find good reliable friends to drink with (you will do this anyway). There might be a rare occasion where your beer will be surprisingly warm and odd-tasting when you return from your pit stop, however, this will be all in good fun as good friends wouldn't do anything to harm you.
I have two additional rules for you.
1) Liquor before beer; never fear!
2) Separation of powers; don't let the party veto your studies.
... and apparently "get the hopper free"? Frickin ads
Well, unless you lose control over your body through brain/spinal damage for example or catch some horrible disease like hep C, AIDs or Ebola. Otherwise, all good..krazykidd said:
Obviously you need to understand the risks, and if they aren't severe, then your point applies.
YOLO and all that..
Go slap a russian border guard, set a priest at the Vatican on fire and rob a bank.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the best piece of advice I can give you is Wheatons law; 'Don't be a dick'. Oh, and never piss off a man with a loaded gun.
I have more advice:
1. Dear god use spellcheck, my eyes are bleeding.
2. If you want to avoid hangovers, drink a lot of water before going to bed. You will have to get up at night to relieve yourself. Use that to drink more water. You should be fine in the morning.
1. Dear god use spellcheck, my eyes are bleeding.
2. If you want to avoid hangovers, drink a lot of water before going to bed. You will have to get up at night to relieve yourself. Use that to drink more water. You should be fine in the morning.
