The best piece of advice you can give to people.

[Soviet Steve]

You know I downed a whole bottle of rum fairly recently and my written English was largely unaffected.

 

[grey_space]

Best piece of advice about drinking?

You know you don't have to get drunk to have a good time...

You have to get REALLY drunk.

 

[Vault101]

I think you mean "medieval on your arse"

My tip: Don't be a lazy bastard

no no..I mean pulp ficiton

 

[Evil Smurf]

I think you mean "medieval on your arse"

My tip: Don't be a lazy bastard

no no..I mean pulp ficiton

I was referring to the scene where Zed had just raped Marcellus, then Vincant saves the day. Then Marcellus then says "imma get medieval on yo arse!" To Zed.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Never drink soap.


Seriously, that stuff is not as tasty as you would think.

 

[KingsGambit_v1legacy]

Never believe anything that appears to good to be true, because it always is. This is a sincere piece of advice I offer for people to take or leave. I generally give people a lot of credit but often forget that there are as many clueless people as there are smart ones. You didn't win the spanish lottery, you're not the heir to a nigerian millionaire's fortune and anyone who Emails you "because they liked you're online profile" is a liar and doesn't exist.

Your family, and in many cases friends will be with you for life. But be very careful with the others you meet along the way. Particularly when it comes to significant others. If someone is all take and no give, they aren't the one for you, move on. The one for you will want you for you and will want to give as much as they receive.

I want to say avoid gambling as the house always wins, but noone will listen to that.

 

[Vault101]

I was referring to the scene where Zed had just raped Marcellus, then Vincant saves the day. Then Marcellus then says "imma get medieval on yo arse!" To Zed.

I know

that scene (the one I showed)..while memorable doesnt have any "iconic lines"..so I guess I just refered to it as pulp fiction...or saying "I meant what i meant"

 

[Redingold]

So now we've had Pinkamena, Sizzle Montyjing and Doclector, who's up next for drunken rambling posting?

Best advice I have is to always ask yourself what you think you know and how you think you know it.

 

[Doclector]

Prediction : you will wake up tomorrow with a hangover , re-read your post and say to yourself " my god what have i done ".

OT : i think there is a important life lesson hidden in this post , somewhere , for those who can read drunken english .

Possiblt/. I'll prob ably just laugh, to be honest. This has happened before, I just...kinda don't want the thought to go away before I can espcess it. Even whith terrible drunken engligh.

Yep, just like I guessed, pretty funny. And just like everyone else guessed, my head is killing me. Worth it. I'll get to re-writing the post in normal human english soon, though I've still got three weeks of freshers (or rather, re-freshers), so don't be surprised if it happens again.

Don't drink everything that's handed to you, especially at college. Looks like you didn't follow this advice OP ;D

Nope, I bought everything I drunk, and even when drunk, I am crazy paranoid, so I'm always keeping an eye on it. Hell, I've got sneaky drink stealers to worry about...

Trust me, you may regret some things, but theat is small compared to nnot trying at all.

Well, unless you lose control over your body through brain/spinal damage for example or catch some horrible disease like hep C, AIDs or Ebola. Otherwise, all good..

Obviously you need to understand the risks, and if they aren't severe, then your point applies.

YOLO and all that..

Go slap a russian border guard, set a priest at the Vatican on fire and rob a bank.

Of course, understanding the risks comes under common sense.

 

[Porygon-2000]

It gets better.

No matter what shit you're going through now, no matter how hopeless it seems, it's only ever temporary. Everything gets better. You just have to man up, and face your problems head on until then.

And remember, suicide is never never NEVER the only option!

 

[Adeptus Aspartem]

Get over it.

Imprint this into your mind, saves you a lot of hassle in your life. Most shit you're getting all caught up in, isn't actually worth the time.

That and: Bacon is best.

 

[Mr F.]

Any advice I can give anyone pales in comparison to the advice of Billy Brown.

You don't achieve anything by letting the past rule within you,
Getting all pent up and angry about stuff just eats away inside you,
What's that other line of yours..
'If you can't forgive and forget,
How's this,
Forget forgivin' and just accept that that's it',
See that's how it's gotta be.
Then you can fall in love, get on with your life and be free",

If anyone gets the reference I just made, you get one internet cookie.

 

[maninahat]

Best piece of advice?

Unless you know better, always give people the benefit of the doubt.

Always.

 

[maninahat]

Never drink soap.


Seriously, that stuff is not as tasty as you would think.

I once drank cologne for that reason. My kisses were like burning fire.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Aim high and expect to get knocked down... it's better than aiming low and expecting to be picked up!

This is one for aspirations and jobs! Basically, apply for something you think is just out of your reach... you never know, you just may get it... and if you don't, you may be offered somthing just below...

If you join at the bottom, and hope that your potential will be recognised and elevated to that position, then you may be in for a long wait...

This is why I applied to be an Officer in the military, and surprised myself by being accepted!

 

[Blood Brain Barrier]

1. Don't take advice from anyone, ever
2. ...are you still reading this?

 

[doomspore98]

At least the idea wasn't as bad as the last drunk post I saw. It's actually pretty well worded once you get past the drunk grammar mistakes and typos.

OT: "Don't be an idiot."

-Dwight Schrute

Dammit, ninjad.

The other one would be,

when life gives you lemons wing them on back and get some of your own
-Calvin and hobbes.

 

[Treblaine]

Never get angry.

It won't make you feel any better and more than likely people will just hate you more and you'll just get filled up with more anger, hate and frustration.

"Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will"

 

[HHammond]

Don't kiss your best friend because it's funny. His girlfriend won't appreciate it.

I was also out last night and I learnt that lesson the excruciatingly hard way.

 

[Paradoxrifts]

Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when you get knee-capped by a loan shark.