The best way to kill a person? (virtual or real)

[Stebay88]

What is the best way to kill a person.
It can be totally crazy or realistic.


Please post you craziest killings!

(ps. no crime confessions!)

 

[Hanzo Hattori]

Shoot them. No, seriously, just shoot them.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Shoot or stab, and this thread stinks of lock.

Edit - No more stench of lock thanks to an edit.

 

[Sassafrass]

Again, sneak up behind them and debone them then take their skins. It's a tried and tested way that has worked 95% of the time for me.

 

[Crayzor]

Crush them with a piano

 

[SilentStranger]

You can glue a jar of rats to his face and start heating the other end of the jar so that the rats has to eat their way out through his face

 

[SaunaKalja]

Trick them into killing themselves.

 

[PurpleRain]

What is the best way to kill a person.
It can be totally crazy or realistic.


Please post you craziest killings!

(ps. no crime confessions!)

Hey, look, is that a cliff filled with bees ahead!? (What I'm trying to say here, is that this thread will not end well)

 

[peduncle]

this only works for a guy...

Tie them up, naked, and cut off their penis and make them bleed to death... it will take a while but be sooooo worth it

 

[HerrBobo]

With kindness.

 

[BlackJack47]

Is it having Gordon Brown discussing carpet samples with someone...thus boring them to death.

 

[Xvito]

I'd say that the most efficient way of killing someone would be to stop their heart from beating.

 

[Souplex]

Rip off their nuts and bludgeon them to death with them.

 

[GeekFury]

Put a pig in a giant sling shot, while it's wearing a german world war 1 spikey helmet.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

put 05 in a room with them.
it won't last long either way.

 

[chronobreak]

I don't really think this is an appropriate discussion to have, really. If we're talking about games, that's one thing, but seriously?

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Bolt them between the shoulderblades with a crossbow, then when they're squirming, do the same between their eyes.

Imagine the satisfying recoil...

 

[Jedamethis]

Skinning or scalping anyone?

and I am scared by some of these posts 0_0

 

[KarumaK]

Railroad spikes, giant wheel, water, electricity, salt, acid, and pain inducing drugs.

All of these are involved culminating with a slingshot into a nuke.

 

[ae86gamer]

Use the Pear of Anguish. Seriously, thats what its called.

[small]I'm warning you now... The uses for it are rather grim.[/small]