The best way to kill a person? (virtual or real)

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thatcanadianguy

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wow... some of these suggestions are just twisted... i mean.. sSERIOUSLY! you people are insane... atleast my suggestiosn were cartoonish.. the GH suggestion was amuseing, but most of hte others.... jsut.. ugg. back to your video games you lot!
 

00jimbop

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I like a classic execution, maybe with a 92fs handgun or a broadsword. Either that or sneak up behind them and snap their pretty little neck.
 

Ninonybox_v1legacy

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Hang them over a tub of bleach by their wrists and force feed then gallons of water. you see bleach has chorine in it and because you are feeding the person water they will have to pee, and that has ammonia in it. And if you mix the 2 it will create musterd gas. and while the hours grow long and this person ponders to releave theirselfs of the urin and suffer a horrible death, or to wait and let their bladder swell and burst. They will know you as their destroyer MUHAHAHAHAHA......yeh...im fucked up :p
 

LordGarbageMan

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In Red Dead Repemption, you can catch a wanted bandit, tie him up, and then drag him across the desert as you ride around on your horse. Reminds me of the Iliad. Badass.
 

Dorian

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It's situational for me.

If you want to be quiet and remain undetected, then the best thing to do is to either use your forearm or something else and choke them, crushing their throat. Once they become deprived of enough oxygen, then they're dead.

But if you're fleeing, in combat, or something else where stealth is moot, then a knife across the throat is good enough. You're likely to cut the jugular, and with the windpipe exposed, they'll likely panic, which would send even more blood into their lungs, and possibly drown them in their own fluids.

Come to think of it, human's main weakness is our necks..... we need to protect them!
 

Ciran

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While I would like to state that this is a tad disturbing, I think I would have to go with the classic piano or safe falling on someone.
 

grimsprice

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collapse their wind pipe. IDk if its already been said, but its clean, fast (in the sense that what you have to do to kill them is fast, i realise it would take several minutes for them to die), efficient, and doesn't leave any evidence like a weapon or finger prints on their skin.
 

Hussmann54

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Inject just a little oxygen into their blood with a baby syringe if you want a clean, nay, untraceable kill.