The best way to kill a person? (virtual or real)

[Wibble]

Hmmm well i'd say, good old fassion stuff them in a barrel with a bunch of nails hammered in it then attatch it to a horse and ride through town for a while and see if they live...if not then find some fire ants to finish them off.

 

[Scarecrow38]

Nothing quite as satisfying as looking deep into their eyes as your gloved hands encircle their throat and begin to constrict.

 

[Eatbrainz]

Oh man, theres so many ways, i cant pick just one.

 

[Julianking93]

Go for the eyes.

Doesn't matter what you use, just go for the eyes.

Or make them listen to Lady Gaga.

 

[Andantil]

A nuclear explosion, but that's impractical.
Best practical way it to shoot or stab them at the base of the brain, angled up.

 

[A Raging Emo]

Tie their head to a bent down Palm Tree. Let go.

They will be decapitated and the last thoguhts they havde will be of their own head soaring through the air!

Off Topic: Some tribes in Africa actually do this to people.

 

[T3h Merc]

Crush them with a piano

Poor flat bastard...

 

[Davemister]

two midgets with small hammers and a bird that can shoot razorblades from its wings oh and a moving bus thats has "hug me" written on the front. use your imagination

To support midget Death, have a midget jump out of the guys airbag and strangle them, then put the body through a woodchipper, Not Nice. (NB: doesn't work if the guy doesnt ride in the car).

 

[T3h Merc]

Beat him to death with his own skull.

That doesn't seem physically possible

/poor Pvt. Jimmy

 

[ryai458]

two midgets with small hammers and a bird that can shoot razorblades from its wings oh and a moving bus thats has "hug me" written on the front. use your imagination

To support midget Death, have a midget jump out of the guys airbag and strangle them, then put the body through a woodchipper, Not Nice. (NB: doesn't work if the guy doesnt ride in the car).

american dad, very nice

 

[Audun]

Iron Maiden...

 

[Macgyvercas]

Simple...Headshot, and done.

Use logic to convince them they don't exist.

Ohh, that is fucking cruel. It sound like something Max the Reaper would come up with.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

The most epic attack in the history of man kind!

Damn you to hell! I was just checking this thread to see if anyone put it down yet.

OT: I would probably choke em out with Lysol. $50 says that would kill someone.

 

[Stebay88]

I just remembered an episode of monk when a guy got murdered 5 ways!
Knifed - shot - poisened - run over by a car - and something else I cant remember.



Any more?

 

[Left4Meds]

Rip off their nuts and bludgeon them to death with them.

What if they're a girl?

 

[Left4Meds]

Use the Pear of Anguish. Seriously, thats what its called.

[small]I'm warning you now... The uses for it are rather grim.[/small]

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN, CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

 

[Stebay88]

Once again........anymore?

 

[InifniteWit]

Hadaka Jime. Or Sankaku Jime because it looks more stylish.