The best way to kill a person? (virtual or real)

[Parallel Streaks]

..Not killing them, so they live a long happy life and eventually die of a peaceful ailment whilst in their sleep.

They won't expect THAT.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Quickly.
And with the least mess.
A bullet or two to the heart works.
Seriously, this thread is just stupid. Why do you want to kill someone in the first place? (suppose this ain't video games)
Trust me, unless you're a true psychopath, you don't want to ever see anyone die. Even if you hate them.
It's not a nice sight.

 

[Cody211282]

well i can think of a bunch, nuke them from orbit, low orbit ion cannon also works, or just run over them with a tank!

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Make them swallow a small nuclear device, then watch from a safe distance.

 

[WrongSprite]

I don't really think this is an appropriate discussion to have, really. If we're talking about games, that's one thing, but seriously?

Why the hell not? As long as you don't go and practise them, who cares...

OT: Cannibalism. Every time.

 

[ryai458]

two midgets with small hammers and a bird that can shoot razorblades from its wings oh and a moving bus thats has "hug me" written on the front. use your imagination

 

[fix-the-spade]

Leave them in a room nothing but a stereo and some Celine Dion cd's.

 

[Mr_spamamam]

ground up glass in the food

 

[Royzy]

Ctrl+X . Leave them in permanent purgatory. I understand it is like Silent Hill.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

With a spoon...

 

[painOplenty]

What is the best way to kill a person.
It can be totally crazy or realistic.


Please post you craziest killings!

(ps. no crime confessions!)

Let them read your daft post.

 

[Nieroshai]

From behind, with a spring-loaded dagger.
Edit: people are being obnoxiously picky about this topic.

 

[Christemo]

stuffing an explosive chocolate smileyface up someones arse and watch them turn into brown giblets.

 

[Christemo]

Leave them in a room nothing but a stereo and some Celine Dion cd's.

let me make that 1 WAYYY more evil. leave them in a room with nothing but a stereo and some CD´s from Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, High School Musical and Basshunter.

 

[Hitman 43]

In Halo, Sticky Grenades. Always fun.

 

[Ryuk2]

Shooting would be the most practical, but I'll go with dropping a planet on their head or falling in the sun. (I'd say black hole, but i don't know what happens in the black hole)

 

[live_wire]

release/project the victim into a low decaying orbit around the earth. to make it fun for all those around, strap a few hundred fire crackers to them that way at least you get a light show.