The Biggest lie you've ever told someone

[jarate]

What is the biggest lie you have ever told someone to get out of trouble or some other reason.

 

[FalloutJack]

I'll give you a hint. It consisted of "Yes, officer." and "No, officer.", and leave you to figure out the rest.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Well, my parents still think I'm a virgin...

That's a pretty big lie, right?

 

[Jaranja]

I've never told a lie... ever!

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

"I love you"

 

[Gxas]

Lets just say it cost me $500 and three months grounding.

 

[Traskelion]

Probably something along the lines of "I'm sure he's smart in his own way". Nothing big of course.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[zerzxes]

Well, my parents still think I'm a virgin...

That's a pretty big lie, right?

Ditto

 

[Jakkal]

"I think that you look just fine"

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

"No, your bum doesn't look big in that, it's fine"

 

[Naheal]

I could go on for hours about all the huge lies I've told.

Instead, I won't.

Pfft. Why lie? Half truths and twists on the truth are so much more fun!

 

[oppp7]

I tell all kinds of crazy stuff on the internet.
BTW, if anyone asks, I'm a girl now.

 

[crudus]

I once slapped a guy (he deserved it) and said that I didn't hit him. My friends agreed with me and thus he believed the lie.

Well, my parents still think I'm a virgin...

That's a pretty big lie, right?

well when your pregnant newly ex-girlfriend is standing next to you then yes, yes it is.

 

[DrunkWithPower]

"I love you"

You beat me to it you sonofa..... no, must be passive.

What venereal disease?

 

[Nepeccel]

I once told some gullable kids at school that I was actually a triplet (I'm a twin you see) and the third one was put in a mental hospital because he tried to kill someone

 

[firedfns13]

My friend Molly and I were supposedly going out for a while earlier this year, while I had an actual girlfriend.