The Biggest lie you've ever told someone
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i do, and at the same time he also announced that he was gay..rokkolpo said:
at the moment i cant actually think of a half impressive lie that i've said though, so i cant contribute otherwise D:
I've never been a good liar.
I know i did fake not being able to get a condom on one time, and told the girl "it doesn't fit, i'm too big." In reality i couldn't figure out how to get the darned thing on in the dark
She finally just told me to forget about the condom.
I didn't exactly LIE to anyone, but i did neglect to tell my parents that i had a girl living with me for a full year.
That's usually how i "lie". I just neglect to tell the truth.
I know i did fake not being able to get a condom on one time, and told the girl "it doesn't fit, i'm too big." In reality i couldn't figure out how to get the darned thing on in the dark
She finally just told me to forget about the condom.I didn't exactly LIE to anyone, but i did neglect to tell my parents that i had a girl living with me for a full year.
That's usually how i "lie". I just neglect to tell the truth.
I told my teacher i wasnt doing anything when i was hacking into the computers system files and putting pictures into her account so when she opened up the next presentaion for class it would scare the shit out of her.
it WAS AWESOME!!! lol she nearly shit her pants and everyone in class was laughin there ass off x"D
it WAS AWESOME!!! lol she nearly shit her pants and everyone in class was laughin there ass off x"D
How anti-climatic.MaxTheReaper said:
Anyway, I'm great at fake-sleeping and faking illness. I could probably write a book just on the best ways to deceive someone.
Yes, I am looking into becoming a lawyer.
I was playing pool with some friends and one of them had told me she was bringing a new friend of hers and wanted me to mess with her head somehow. So when she brought the girl over (her name was Alice), I dropped into an Irish accent and acted as though i was right off the plane and had just moved to the states. By the end of the night I had established an entire life just east of Dublin and was slightly homesick.
This went on for 3 months before we told her I wasn't Irish. She didn't believe us when we finally let her in on the joke and thought I had learned to drop my accent.
Keep in mind I'm a dark haired guy from Kentucky, not a bit irish looking aside from a slightly pale skin. I can't even stand Guiness.
This went on for 3 months before we told her I wasn't Irish. She didn't believe us when we finally let her in on the joke and thought I had learned to drop my accent.
Keep in mind I'm a dark haired guy from Kentucky, not a bit irish looking aside from a slightly pale skin. I can't even stand Guiness.
I've kept a few major things under the cover, but I haven't made any outright huge lies (within memory).
That's funny, I was going to add a "Just like your mother." in small text, but decided against it.MaxTheReaper said:
[small] And I'm jewish, it's not my fault![/small]
MaxTheReaper said:
Are those lies? The biggest lie I have ever told is aboslutely every thing I have said ever. Including what I am typing right now. In all seriousness the biggest lie I have ever told is "I'm not awesome". Either that or "Meta Knight is not cheap!".Jaranja said:
