The Biggest lie you've ever told someone

[firedfns13]

Lets just say it cost me $500 and three months grounding.

I'm very curious.

 

[Amnestic]

"I'm the crown Prince of Russia, sent away as a young boy to live in England to protect my identity."

Also:

"I love you"

 

[arc101]

"No, your bum doesn't look big in that, it's fine"

"I think that you look just fine"

Done both, many a time. Also:

You are my favourite parent.

 

[Gxas]

Lets just say it cost me $500 and three months grounding.

I'm very curious.

Go back through my previous posts if you care that much. I really have no desire to retell it.

 

[Naheal]

I took five levels of Storyteller.
It's sort of my thing.

Silly bard. Truth is far more damaging than any lie.

 

[jboking]

This is the correct answer:

"I love you"

This is the answer I wish was correct:

"I couldn't use a condom. I'm allergic to latex."

Bravo to the two of you for making me spiral into depression and laugh my ass off in a period of less than 2 minutes. Takes skill.

 

[slabomeat]

No, its not an std. But i never have lied about condoms, if you knew the girls I'm with you'd understand.

 

[rokkolpo]

Well, my parents still think I'm a virgin...

That's a pretty big lie, right?

do u know 1 kid who actually told their parents?

i don't

 

[Apathetic_cynicism]

I did not eat our cookie...the fat kid did.

 

[General Ken8]

He did it!
An by "it" i mean catapult a bunch of food across the cafeteria and into a wall

 

[Lexodus]

Convinced upwards of 40 people that I was gay for over a year. Fun times

 

[Larmo]

My sister let her unlicensed friend drive her car, he got pulled over for speeding( doing 50 in a 40 zone the prick). Because he didn't have a licensed he was arrested, handcuffed, driven to the station, fingerprinted, and they took a mug shot.
I had to drive for and hour, pick him up, and get her car from impound, and we managed to do it without any of our parents (or my grandmother, who i was staying with at the time) finding out.

 

[Grampy_bone]

"I love you too."

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

"She was dead when I got there."

 

[Arkhangelsk]

"No, I don't have a crush on you."