Cmwissy said:
My fellow escapists, I come here today to teach you on British accents - the first lesson; there is no definitive British accent
Maybe not, But with that logic there are no Definative[/I] accents whatsoever, All accents, And even some cows have regional accents.
Cmwissy said:
First of all; let me explain what has happened - Britain has always been class-based ( The Queen is a Combat rogue ) meaning a lower class-person will be left in the blue when it comes to the media (well at-least till recently they were)
Meaning you would never find a cockney-sparrow on TV a few years back;
Step-toe & son & Only Fools & Horses. Comedic maybe, But the class sytem is well shown.
Cmwissy said:
this is why we have the term 'BBC English', The 'BBC' accent is a Middle/upper-class Greater London accent; these were the only people on TV a few years back and because of that; the rest of the world has come to accept the 'British accent' in Media as one, BBC-based accent.
Fair fact, Cant argue with that. Same thing with the frog "ribbit"; There is only one variety of frog that "ribbits" and its found near Hollywood.
Cmwissy said:
On to our second lesson - Differences.
I(ironically) grew up in Surrey; meaning I have a media 'BBC' accent - for an example of It's usage; I put an unnecessary 'r'' in some of my words.
I come from up round manchester, And i do the same thing - Example "Barstard (Bastard)or Marster(master)"
Cmwissy said:
Whereas a man (Let's call him Cabbages) In Somerset - Is completely different (Perhaps this is why Americans can never ever tell if somebody is from the UK) People from Somerset have been nicknamed 'Mummerset' by some - seeing as they mumble almost every word incredibly softly; yet with great emotion.
Or "Somerrrseeet". I wouldnt say they muble, But they sound rather simple sometimes. Hot Fuzz's farmer guy is a good example of what you meant.
Cmwissy said:
Some of the vocabulary used is reflective of English of a bygone era, e.g. the verb "to hark" (as in "'ark a'ee"), "thee" (often abbreviated to "'ee") etc, the increased use of the infinitive form of the verb "to be" etc
- To quote Wikipedia; this is a common Somerset characteristic (One that us South-easterners do not share)
And now - the Shocking truth - Somerset is a 2hour 34 minute journey from my front door; As you can see the differences in accent within a small distance is incredible - I could go on and on about the west-midlands, the North; all sorts of places - and that's only in one country; and Scotland has even more accents than England.
So, my foreign friends - the next time you say 'British accent' Remember 'Mummerset'
Now bare in mind Britain compared to america or europe is Tiny.
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If any american starts talking to me, And i can identify the "new Yoik" accent, I would assume they're american, The same if i could identify the "lil 'ol me" Southern Bell accent.
You see, Accents are a funny thing, The can be put on very easily (i myself can do several accents...Much to my friends annoyance), And there is not one nation with only one accent, or language.
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All in all, Interesting angle, if a tad pointless.
Hope ye' enjoyed ze comments.