The bro-code

[Distorted Stu]

First off, sorry for any spelling errors. I woke up at 5am, drunk and full of cold. So I'm tired and confused, also I'm typing with my phone!

So, I was talking to a friend lastnight about respect and honor (laserhonor!) And we eventually got to the bro-code.
We started making a few rules for the code and I think it would be nice for you guys to add your own!

What we got so far:
Never cockblock a bro! (Unless you have to: fire, cops etc.)
Never date a bros ex unless he gives bromission (see what I did there)
NEVER leave a bro hanging (inspired by LRR)

That's all we got, or what I can remember. So please, feel free to add youur own.
[sub]Is there a girl-code?[/sub]

 

[copperflyingace]

Never charge a bro to use your phone
Never rack up huge bills using your bro's phone

And the golden rule: Don't be a dick to your bro

 

[Cliff_m85]

Bromance should include kissing. It's right in the word. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Sleekgiant]

My rule, slap anyone that refers to friends as bros

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

The bro-code is a failed attempt that college fraternity brothers set up to keep each other from boinking each other's girlfriends. It is an empty shell of a code, pointless, meaningless, yet held in semi-high regard for some strange reason. Probably the show How I Met Your Mother...

There is no bro-code. There is only one code... "All is fair, in love and war."

 

[GreyWolf257]

Don't date your bro's sister without his permission.

Don't put words in your bro's mouth, especially not when he is around women.

Never allow your crotch to be within 1.5 feet of your bro's face, or vice-versa.

 

[S.R.S.]

I've got unspoken laws of being a man:

Never dog a mate.
Know how to bet, even if you never do it.
Learn Pool table protocol, even if you're crap at pool.
Pronounce stuff properly so you don't sound like a tool.
Be nice to your mum.
Don't be a sheep.

and the one thing I can't stress enough;
Repect a man's car! It's chicken sh*t. You don't f**k another man's vehicle.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Stay as far away from the other guys as possible while using the urinal.

 

[Antigone]

Girl-code:

-If your friend's crush is blacklisted and she's still all googly-eyed, make up a story about him that will stop that. It's for her own good.(And yes, you can get blacklisted. There are just a lot of girls that will date those blacklisted out of neurosis or desperation)
-When going out into the warzone that is a heavy flirting area, stick together and always have a rescue story ready. Even more important than the Designated Driver is the Designated Liar.
-Help nice boyfriends. If you think he deserves her, give him tips and help him translate.
-Sabotage jerks. Everywhere. Every time. Always.
-Ex-boyfriends are off-limits for at least a year, no matter if you ask permission, after that it's iffy.
-Truth, not gossip.
-Keep your hands to yourself with your boyfriend while we're around. We're your friends, but that doesn't mean we aren't grossed out when we can't tell who's hand is where. And if we're single we don't need it rubbed in.
-Chocolate is edible forgiveness.

Hm... There's more but that's all I can think of at the moment.

 

[snide_cake]

Bromance should include kissing. It's right in the word. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Word.

 

[Antigone]

Bromance should include kissing. It's right in the word. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Word.

The yaoi fangirls of the world let out a delighted squee.

 

[snide_cake]

Chocolate is edible forgiveness.

So awesome.

 

[ottenni]

- what goes on in the shower room stays in the shower room.
- Cooking pancakes is tops.
- Never leave a bro alone at he bbq.
- Be nice to a bros mum.
- If a bro passes out he is fair game, gladwrap him to a street light. But if he is knocked out thats a different story.

 

[Phantomess]

I'd like to add to the girl code:

- Sisters before Misters. They will be there with the double-chocolate ice cream when he's fouled up. Again.

- The new boyfriend WILL be subjected to the "Friend Test". If he fails or refuses to meet said friends, he's not good enough for her anyway.

- "Cute" has many levels. Find a close female friend to decipher what level of "cute" you may be on based on the way your chosen crush has dictated the word (i.e. how she said it).

- NEVER steal the thunder from the bride/birthday girl/celebrator. It will be a VERY long time until you are forgiven, if ever.

 

[FranzTyphid]

Doont look at bros cocks when your beside him at the urinals
its quite simple really

 

[Antigone]

I'd like to add to the girl code:

- Sisters before Misters. They will be there with the double-chocolate ice cream when he's fouled up. Again.

- The new boyfriend WILL be subjected to the "Friend Test". If he fails or refuses to meet said friends, he's not good enough for her anyway.

- "Cute" has many levels. Find a close female friend to decipher what level of "cute" you may be on based on the way your chosen crush has dictated the word (i.e. how she said it).

- NEVER steal the thunder from the bride/birthday girl/celebrator. It will be a VERY long time until you are forgiven, if ever.

Strongly seconded. I had a friend who broke the last one and she had to beg forgiveness for a week.