The cake game

[Azraellod]

Why? You just threw it back in the volcano.
[sup]now i can use this.[/sup]
I dive down the volcano on a bungee cord, and catch the cake an instant before it hits the lava.

I place the cake in a landfill site.

 

[Sam G]

I grab it, then drown in garbage.

My ghost takes the cake and hides it in my new "Throw Something Else" thread.

 

[Azraellod]

[small] Cake's here, by the way[/small]

Got it.

I place the cake at the center of the worlds largest library.

 

[Sam G]

I burn the library down using a special cake-retarded flame.

I run over, retrieve the cake, then make a fortress out of books and hide inside it with the cakes.

 

[Azraellod]

I read all the books one by one, and when I'm done you have no fort. I snatch the cake and run.

I place the cake in the bottom of a very deep dark pit of spikes.

 

[Sam G]

I hook it out with a fishing rod.

I stamp on the cake until it's flat as a pancake, then slide it under the door of Barack Obaba.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I hire a team of ninjas to infiltrate Obama's office and retrieve the pancake.

I re-inflate it using a bicycle pump.I decide to hand it over to the person who can write the wittiest limerick. About pirates.

 

[Sam G]

There once was a pirate... Ah, screw it, I knock you out and steal the cake.

I throw the cake down the chimney stack of a nuclear power plant.

 

[Azraellod]

I take the cake from you. I also kick your corpse a few times.

I place the cake on top of a cloud, out of reach.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I play some final fantasy and take it from cloud...... [sub]that's right *****[/sub]

I throw it at Jack Black's face IT'S GETTING CLOSER HURRY O:

 

[Azraellod]

[sup]...I said a cloud. Not Cloud.[/sup]
I cut his head off, and catch the cake when it reaches the spot where the head was.

I place the cake in a box marked Do not open until Christmas, and place it in the attic.

 

[Sassafrass]

Being a child in the body of a teenager, I ignore this and open the box and take the cake.

I give the cake to Mike Tyson.

 

[Azraellod]

I don't know who that is, but I'm sure he'll die from being stabbed repeatedly in the neck like i did to him right before I took the cake from him.

I place the cake within the mechanisms of a giant clock.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I freeze time and spend a good few hours working my way through the now stopped clock, I take the cake

I put it somewhere in guantanamo bay

 

[SimpleChimp]

I am a soldier. I'm allowed to walk in and out of gitmo seemingly at will.

I put the cake in the safest place i can think, inside your head.

 

[Azraellod]

What, this thing? I took it from the last guy I killed. I never thought of it as a safe place to put things before. Still, now I have the cake.

I place the cake upstairs in the cellar.

 

[CompanionCube]

I dig a hole up to the cellar.

I float up in a giant hot air balloons.

 

[SimpleChimp]

I shoot the air balloon down. I steal the cake. To rub it in i tea bag you and piss all over your nice cube.

I hire the 75th ranger regiment and Delta force to protect the cake.

 

[Azraellod]

...you never took the cake. It's still up in my cellar.
[small]and incidentally, that's a deliberate mistake.[/small]
I pay them more money then you did, and they give me the cake.

I place the cake at Chernobyl.

 

[COR 2000]

While fleeing Chernobyl with Captain MacMillan, I stumble across the cake and take it for good measures.

I stow the cake away in Unspecifiedistan.