The cake game

[SimpleChimp]

Oh, i heard Unspecifiedistan was nuked. This caused the cake to fly into my window with the force of some horrible flying cake shrapnel.

It got lodged in my chest cavity.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I rez the thread with an inquisitive post, "hay guys, wut r going on in this thread??/" then I take the cake


I hide it in the event horizon

 

[Dumbfish1]

I fly a plane into the hills, blinding them, and take the cake.

I hide the cake in the fortress of solitude.

 

[Sam G]

I grab Cthulu by the neck and hold him still while Mechagodzilla punches him in the stomach repeatedly. I then jam a really sharp pencil in Cthulu's eye, piercing his brain.

I unlock the door, give the cake to Mechagodzilla, then watch as he walks off into the ocean.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I summon the Cloverfield monster, who fights Mechagodzilla under the sea. After he succeeds, he gives me the cake.

I then go to Aperture Science and give GLADoS the cake. Out of sheer obviousness, the cake becomes a lie.

 

[Sam G]

That sounds like a word puzzle...
"U" can't touch "Z", because there are 4 letters between it! I smash open the letter Z, and, lo and behold, thre is a cake!

I tear a hole in the wrecked remains of Mechagodzilla, and place the cake inside.

 

[Azraellod]

I take it from the remains, which I then feed into a car crusher.

I place the cake in a locked room with no windows and only 1 door made of 6 inch thick titanium.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I sneak in through the vents solid snake style and snatch the cake, coming out the way I came


I place the cake on a turtle's back, but which turtle?

[sub]...there's a vent right?[/sub]

 

[Azraellod]

I negotiate with Poseidon a deal which means that in exchange for sacrificing you to him, he will give me the cake.

I place the cake in the last place you'd ever suspect.

 

[OriginalError]

Very sadly, I realize that after decades of searching I had the cake all along, well played Azraellod. I kill you out of spite.

I hide the cake in on a random planet in a parallel universe.

 

[Sassafrass]

I am the ruler of the parallel universe in which the cake was placed so I take it.

I place it in the far flung land of England.

 

[Azraellod]

...I live there. Thanks, that was easy.

I place the cake in a museum of modern art, and paint it black. Now think of all the things that are also there to confuse it with, modern art is weird.
[sup]For all I know, a cake with black paint on it has been done before.[/sup]

 

[Sam G]

I take all the modern art, stick it in a blender, and turn the blended-up art into a whole new cake!

I place this delicious new cake on a conveyor belt. On every conveyor belt...

 

[Sassafrass]

Shit, Usain Bolt...I just trip him up at the finish line and grab the cake.

I place the cake in a river protected by ninjas.

 

[Azraellod]

I tell them you dared contaminate their river with your cake, and offer to retrieve it from there. They accept.

I place the cake on a giant paper plane, and throw it off the top of a mountain.