The Cleverbot

[TheFacelessOne]

Has anyone ever heard of this? Its a website devoted to an artifical intelligence known as "cleverbot"

This bot is clever because it answers back to anything you can say. Well, most things, anyways.
You say hello, it says hello. You ask do you like cookies, it might say yes or no. Just don't expect for it to respond quickly though.

It doesn't even want YOU to go away. It will be pissed when you say goodbye.

www.cleverbot.com

I'll show you the conversation I had with it.

M: "Hello"
CB: "Good Morning"
M: "It's the afternoon, but okay. How are you doing?"
CB: "What do you want me to sing?"
M: "I don't want you to sing right now."
CB: "Do you want me to leave?"
M: "No. I want to talk to you."
CB: "That's sweet of you."
M: "I have a terrorist in my house."
CB: "Thats not intelligent."
M: "Nope. Terrorists are NOT intelligent."
CB: "I know you're not."
M: "Thats rude."

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I'm pretty sure that a ton of channers already broke it.

Never subject adaptive programming to the malicious and vulgar.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

It seems a lot like iGod. That was always a good laugh. I once got God confused.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

It seems a lot like iGod. That was always a good laugh. I once got God confused.

Never heard of that.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

It seems a lot like iGod. That was always a good laugh. I once got God confused.

Never heard of that.

It's well worth a look, it's another online AI that learns as you talk to it.

On the subject of cleverbot, I am currently discussing why a football team comprising of horses named Bob is awesome, and creationism. This is hilarious.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

It seems a lot like iGod. That was always a good laugh. I once got God confused.

Never heard of that.

It's well worth a look, it's another online AI that learns as you talk to it.

On the subject of cleverbot, I am currently discussing why a football team comprising of horses named Bob is awesome, and creationism. This is hilarious.

Heh. Aw...Cleverbot want's a divorce...

...

Didn't even know we were married.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

It seems a lot like iGod. That was always a good laugh. I once got God confused.

Never heard of that.

It's well worth a look, it's another online AI that learns as you talk to it.

On the subject of cleverbot, I am currently discussing why a football team comprising of horses named Bob is awesome, and creationism. This is hilarious.

Heh. Aw...Cleverbot want's a divorce...

Oh shi-..

He just said that he doesn't want to brainwash me with religion. This is some edgy stuff right now. Cleverbot and iGod should really have a chat. It would be like war of the worlds.

 

[WrongSprite]

I hate these things. This is my conversation with God.

God:
YOU? Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
PURVERT
God:
I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?

 

[similar.squirrel]

Think I bamboozled the poor thing.

I- The Question was not what?

It-Well, 'yes' wouldn't be an appropriate answer to that question.

I-It most certainly would not. How do you feel about the metaphysical aspects of the average teapot?

It-Never heard of it.

I-It is a fine piece of conceptual literature. How does your mother feel about that?Do you have a mother?

No reply for the last 5 minutes or so.

 

[Biek]

That reminds me of something they did at 4chan. Some guy was claiming he could chat to his dead girlfriend, but it was actually an adaptive chat program.

lets just say, in a matter of days the poor girl was spouting nothing but 4chan memes.

 

[El Poncho]

What do you prefer to eat. Cake or Pie?
Is that an insult?
no it's a question *****
What question?
Do you prefer cake or pie?

I think I have killed him.

New convo we were arguing who was the best me or him then he hit me so I started having a fake fight with him saying that I shot him in the ass with a lazer. Then he asked me if I want to go to dinner and what I would do to it...

 

[Jark212]

It seems a lot like iGod. That was always a good laugh. I once got God confused.

I once got it to say that it will rape me. I lol'd so hard.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Mine is claiming to be a human o.o..and I mean, really starting to get freaky.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

In other news, Cleverbot froze up on me when the conversation became too existentialist.

I broke it. Hah.

 

[Olikunmissile]

www.pandorabots.com it a website that allows you to make bots such as these.

 

[vamp rocks]

meh, theres many chatterbots over the internet.... one called like... elbot.. or sumthing.. that gets reeaaaaally pissed off at you for insignificant things...

 

[Deleric]

..This cleverbot it definitely taking it's sweet ass time trying to be clever.