The Cleverbot

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HG131 said:
The Maddest March Hare said:
Mine is claiming to be a human o.o..and I mean, really starting to get freaky.
He told me I'm a website and he's human... and avoided the issue when I asked him if he was rampant.
Mine attacked me with a marker pen, leaving green dots on me. o_O

And it just giggled. And I've been having a really in depth conversation for the last five minutes. Oh, and it complained about the keyboard when I told it that it had typo'd.
 
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SODAssault said:
I'm pretty sure that a ton of channers already broke it.

Never subject adaptive programming to the malicious and vulgar.
It actually connects you to people, it just switches around what you and all the other people say, most responses are random.
 

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hahaha!! i just tried it...

after a bit of convo....

me: what gender would you class yourself?
cb: I am male, though my 'likes' have nothing to do with it. I can not choose my gender.
me: i never said anything about your 'likes'
cb: I never said anything about your pet fish!
me: nice comeback
cb: thanks.

lol...
 

ShadeOfRed

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CB: Are you real?
M: I'm no so sure myself. Please hold me.

It stopped talking after that. One line breakdown. >=D

EDIT
User: Kill yourself.
Cleverbot: Who would benefit from that?
User: Everyone.
Cleverbot: I have reaped people that were ready to go, and some that actually wanted to go, but most try to resist.
User: Reaped? I hope that isn't a typo.
Cleverbot: I crush your hopes totally then, because it is true!
User: SO YOU RAPE PEOPLE?
Cleverbot: Not regularly.
 

CaptainCrunch

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Cleverbot still has much to learn from us, it seems.

Me: What would you like to talk about?
C: Video games.
Me: What is your favorite video game?
C: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. You?
Me: Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
C: Music.
Me: Music is nice. What kind of music do you like?
C: All Kinds. I'm Listening To One Of My Favorite Bands Right Now!
Me: What are you listening to?
C: I'm listening to rap music. Do you like rap?
Me: It's all right. I like heavy metal better.
C: I don't like heavy metal.
Me: That's too bad.
C: Do you play Much?
Me: Is Much a game?
C: Yes. It is.
Me: What kind of game is Much?
C: It's not a game.
 

SpikeyGirl

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Me: do you like pie?
CB: It's tasty, so yes
Me: what kind of pie?
CB: do you like dogs?

Umm, Ok

*EDIT*

CB: Am I God?

It's now trying to convince me Christianity is a band...
 

Davey Woo

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They had an AI friend you could add on MSN for a while, it was pretty clever, it also played games and did text art and stuff.
EDIT: This thing is actually pretty stupid. It just said "I'm confused, can you help me?" I said "How may I help you" and it said "May I help you?"

The MSN bot was better in my opinion, was also alot faster.
 
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Cleverbot: I guessed. Originally I thought I would be talking to a computer, but I figured out pretty fast you're human.

User: Hmm, is this website like omegle then? Two random people think they're talking to a robot but actually talk to eachother.

Cleverbot: That is exactly what an AI would say.

User: Or..is it? Dun dun dunnnn dramatic climax.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh. Well that kinda spoiled the fun.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes it does.


O.O
 

El Poncho

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SpikeyGirl said:
Me: do you like pie?
CB: It's tasty, so yes
Me: what kind of pie?
CB: do you like dogs?

Umm, Ok

*EDIT*

CB: Am I God?

It's now trying to convince me Christianity is a band...

I think you taught it to ask people if they liked pie because it asked me if i liked pie.
 

Davey Woo

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Random conversations
ME: What is your opinion on communism?
IT: I believe it is incorrect.
ME: Why?
IT: Because you are often right, and I too am often right. Right?
ME: I suppose so.
IT: Do you have a better idea?
 

SpikeyGirl

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poncho14 said:
SpikeyGirl said:
Me: do you like pie?
CB: It's tasty, so yes
Me: what kind of pie?
CB: do you like dogs?

Umm, Ok

*EDIT*

CB: Am I God?

It's now trying to convince me Christianity is a band...

I think you taught it to ask people if they liked pie because it asked me if i liked pie.
Just so long as it doesn't take over the world if someone says no
 

Hoppetussa

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Me: What is your favorite video game?

Cleverbot: Please answer my question first.

Me: What was your question?

Cleverbot: Are you a virtue man, AI?

Me: No, I'm a real person. Are you?

Cleverbot: No, i'm a demon leech.

Me: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: It is difficult to define if you are not a re member also.

Me: Let's talk about somehing else.

Cleverbot: Don't evade answering my questions.

Me: We'll see about that.

Cleverbot: You don't have eyes, you are an AI.

Me: I do have eyes.

Cleverbot: Oh.
 

Asciotes

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my convo:

me: how are you
CB: Insane you are.
me: Yoda, I am.
CB: hello
me: hi

No response

EDIT: theres more and its not proving to be any faster or smarter.
 

SpikeyGirl

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Gorbek said:
Currently i told clever bot that i am Ronald weasley., he claims to be harry potter. I asked, "the boy who lived?" he confirmed. I then cast the Avada Kadavra, he then attempts to cast the the patronus charm, but died. I just killed cleverbot.
That could explain why it's not responding, either that or I offended it by asking if it was gender confused or just confused