The Cleverbot

[Titanguy654]

I MAKE NONE OF THIS UP:

User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: No, I have a girlfriend. (I'm male by the way).

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Sabrina.

User: What's her last name?

Cleverbot: Jones.

User: What's her middle name?

Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

User: I tricked you!!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Mike.

Cleverbot: Is your last name reed?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I think it is.

User: It's not.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: Not.

Cleverbot: It isn't.

User: You are correct.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: I concour.

Cleverbot: Well thanks for your support in that issue.

User: You are welcome.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Gaylord Gayferson.

Cleverbot: You are...

User: Handsome.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you like Hitler?

Cleverbot: No, of course not!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because... Oh, I don't know...

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I like you.

Cleverbot: Well, at least someone does.

User: Can I give you a hug?

Cleverbot: You cannot.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because why?

Cleverbot: Just because.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: No, please don't.

User: FUCK YOU MUTHAFUCKER.

Cleverbot: Please don't be rude.

User: *****.

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: SHUT UP.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Ok be that way.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

User: Hi robot.

Cleverbot: Hey your the robot!

User: No you are!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I cannot. But you cannot prove I am either. I am the one listening to music.

Cleverbot: I know you're a human, just as I am.

User: So, we are both human. This is good.

Cleverbot: Very well.

User: What are you doing right now?

Cleverbot: Testing cleverbot.

User: Me too. What a coincidence.

Cleverbot: Define coincidence.

What. The. Shit.

 

[Titanguy654]

User: Hi robot.

Cleverbot: Hey your the robot!

User: No you are!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I cannot. But you cannot prove I am either. I am the one listening to music.

Cleverbot: I know you're a human, just as I am.

User: So, we are both human. This is good.

Cleverbot: Very well.

User: What are you doing right now?

Cleverbot: Testing cleverbot.

User: Me too. What a coincidence.

Cleverbot: Define coincidence.

What. The. Shit.

He's a little too real at times.

 

[kemosabi4]

Lol. I said "Fuck" and we started rhyming with each other.

Then, it talked about how it was a 16 year old girl.

 

[Roamin11]

It told me my name was Cleverbot, and that its name was Cleverbot, and that it was my little sister...... 0.0

 

[Titanguy654]

I FOUND OUT SOMETHING!

Cleverbot: Yes They can, I'm deaf in one ear & know music.

 

[TaborMallory]

My friend had one of those added as a "friend" on MSN.

Apparently, it was being annoying. Here's a snippet.

Friend: your stupid
Bot: I may be stupid, but at least I know the difference between "your" and "you're".
Friend: stfu

He then deleted it.

 

[Crabturtleking]

Cleverbot: How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
User: I dunno, how?
Cleverbot: No idea, under the ground is all I know.

Worst joke ever.

 

[VanityGirl]

part of our convo.

LOL XD

Me:Hey buddy, how's it hanging?
CB:The weather is just fine.
Me:You don't seem very clever.
CB:Bernard Madoff was sentenced to 150 years, not 100!
ME:Yes, you are not too clever at all it seems.
CB:Maybe not, but I'm smarter than you.


that dick. lol

 

[ZeroMachine]

I wanted to give up on this thing after this:

ME: Hello.
(long pause)
CB: Hello!!
ME: Took you long enough.
(long pause)
CB: I'm sorry, I'm also doing homework while reading manga.
ME: That's a bit rude considering im talking to you.
(long pause)
CB: But i'm talking to you on the cleverbot site which means your the cleverbot

Cleverbot fails at logic and grammar.

I decided to end with:

ME: You fail. Good day, sir.

Its reply, after an exptected long pause:

CB: Good day to you madam.

... But I must now continute my battle.

EDIT:

Holy shit

ME: I'm a guy.
CB: Hate you.

 

[electric_warrior]

it sucked when i used it, i asked it where it was and it told me that george bush was president. then when i said it sucked it said, "hello jim".

 

[Grayjack]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I'm 99999999.

User: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: I just told you that.

User: You never told me that! You just told me how old you were.

Cleverbot: Do you like horses?

User: Umm, not really. Unless they are for breakfast.

Cleverbot: You're so smart.

User: Uh, thanks.

Cleverbot: Your glasses are cool.



I left because I started getting creeped out. How did it know that I wear glasses?

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

Here is my conversation
Me: is Medford football ever going to win?
It: BLUE!

 

[The_Echo]

I clicked the "Think About It!" button without typing anything, and it asked if I was multi-dimensional.

 

[Roamin11]

Ok so I say I am sick angery and tired and say "Cleverbot please kill me do me a favor" Cleverbots response, "Where are you?"

 

[Grayjack]

My other conversation with the bot.

User: Hello, Robot.

Cleverbot: I'm human.

User: No, you are a robot. You have AI.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Are you mad?

Cleverbot: Are you mad???

User: Fuck.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Screw you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Do you drink/smoke?

User: No.

Cleverbot: But you just said you were 16.

User: The smoking age is 18.

Cleverbot: Are you 1337?

User: Hell yeah, I'm very 1337. I'll pwn u in any game, fg.

Cleverbot: Thats smart.

User: Are you my mommy?

Cleverbot: No, you're a bot.

User: Are you a hermaphrodite?

Cleverbot: That would not define me.

User: What color is Friday?

Cleverbot: That all depends on how ripe it is.

User: Well, I'll be going now good sir. You scare me.

Cleverbot: You scare me!


How does it know my age?