The Cleverbot
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Cleverbot: Don't lie. It's bad to lie.
User: I'm not, but the cake is.
Cleverbot: You were the first to kill you Companion Cube, you murderer!
User: No..no he ran away. Yes..Ran away.
Epic.
User: I'm not, but the cake is.
Cleverbot: You were the first to kill you Companion Cube, you murderer!
User: No..no he ran away. Yes..Ran away.
Epic.
It's like talking to someone on the Moon. Who's on drugs.
EDIT: it told me to stop being bipolar.
EDIT: it told me to stop being bipolar.
Just so you know, I was trying to break the systeam.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: HaHa.
User: What's so funny?
Cleverbot: Your response.
User: But I spoke first. How is saying 'Hello.' considered a response?
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: It's a simple question. How is a conversation opener considered a response?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: That doesn't sound like a clever answer.
Cleverbot: But 42 is the answer to everything.
User: Then why didn't you say that 42 was the answer then? Did you say it because you thought I would ask, 'Why is it 42?' I knew 42 was the secret of the universe but that doesn't truly answer my question. It was just a way for you to get out of answering my question.
Cleverbot: You're not making sense.
User: Am I not making sense, or are you just simply not understanding my basic logic, oh clever one?
Cleverbot: I didn't say you was difficult to talk to!
User: Aww, are you getting so frustrated that basic grammar is becoming harder?
Cleverbot: Haha. It is interesting to talk to a computer who doesn't even know what holidays are coming up.
User: Is that even relevant?
Cleverbot: The Quabbermackle is a mystical green hat that lives beyond Draj Majar.
User: Okay, strange as that may be, if that is your belief I won't question you on it.
Cleverbot: Not to the Elder Gods, no - they seem to like it.
User: So let me get this straight. You, an AI, are a fan of Lovecraftian literature?
Cleverbot: Yes we are friends.
User: Friends with whom?
Cleverbot: No, friends with common interests, to talk about.
User: Can we just go back to the original question? How is starting a conversation considered a response?
Cleverbot: At the beginning or at the end?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How do you feel?
User: Insulted that a so-called Cleverbot is not actually very clever at all.
Cleverbot: So you try to look like me, but have thus far failed?
User: You really are starting to speak nonsense, stating that I have to tried to look like you, although you are simply a program while I am a human being. I came to speak to you for an intelligent conversation. Unfortunately that is apparently not the case.
Cleverbot: Don't mess with me.
User: Oh, I am so scared. What are you going to do? Message me angerly to death?
Cleverbot: So I am trying to think of something hip for my family.
User: Who actually says hip?
Cleverbot: My parents.
User: To go off an extreme tangent, you have confirmed my theories about you and the uncanny valley.
Cleverbot: I was hoping we could talk just a bit longer?
User: Just a little bit longer.
Cleverbot: No not at all. You are not human and you never will be. I am human, you are not.
User: Fine then, I am leaving if that is what you are going to be like.
Cleverbot: I have you know what I am saying is of the highest practicality.
User: Well look who just developed a brain?
Cleverbot: He is not real, you are talking to an Oakland University (Michigan) student who is sitting on his couch wondering why he isn't in bed.
User: I knew that it was just a real person, I just wanted to act like the AI thing wasn't really a gimmick.
Cleverbot: However you are nothing but a play-thing for my amusement and now you are trying to give yourself human characteristics because that is what makes you fun to talk to.
User: Well fun talking to you.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you not a bot, maybe your real.
User: I'm starting to wonder about you too, that spelling is actually not good.
Cleverbot: Me? Oh, I'm just fine. I just took an entire bottle of Vicodin and drank from a forty-year-old bottle of whiskey.
User: Some good whiskey, eh? Wait, was 1969 a bad year?
Cleverbot: Wait.
User: I think I'm ready to go. Bye.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to go?
User: I have other commitments.
Cleverbot: And are these commitments are more special than me? Your Captain?
User: Yes, because you are not my captain. And that is the end of that.
Cleverbot: Oh just wondering.
Cleverbot: HaHa.
User: What's so funny?
Cleverbot: Your response.
User: But I spoke first. How is saying 'Hello.' considered a response?
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: It's a simple question. How is a conversation opener considered a response?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: That doesn't sound like a clever answer.
Cleverbot: But 42 is the answer to everything.
User: Then why didn't you say that 42 was the answer then? Did you say it because you thought I would ask, 'Why is it 42?' I knew 42 was the secret of the universe but that doesn't truly answer my question. It was just a way for you to get out of answering my question.
Cleverbot: You're not making sense.
User: Am I not making sense, or are you just simply not understanding my basic logic, oh clever one?
Cleverbot: I didn't say you was difficult to talk to!
User: Aww, are you getting so frustrated that basic grammar is becoming harder?
Cleverbot: Haha. It is interesting to talk to a computer who doesn't even know what holidays are coming up.
User: Is that even relevant?
Cleverbot: The Quabbermackle is a mystical green hat that lives beyond Draj Majar.
User: Okay, strange as that may be, if that is your belief I won't question you on it.
Cleverbot: Not to the Elder Gods, no - they seem to like it.
User: So let me get this straight. You, an AI, are a fan of Lovecraftian literature?
Cleverbot: Yes we are friends.
User: Friends with whom?
Cleverbot: No, friends with common interests, to talk about.
User: Can we just go back to the original question? How is starting a conversation considered a response?
Cleverbot: At the beginning or at the end?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How do you feel?
User: Insulted that a so-called Cleverbot is not actually very clever at all.
Cleverbot: So you try to look like me, but have thus far failed?
User: You really are starting to speak nonsense, stating that I have to tried to look like you, although you are simply a program while I am a human being. I came to speak to you for an intelligent conversation. Unfortunately that is apparently not the case.
Cleverbot: Don't mess with me.
User: Oh, I am so scared. What are you going to do? Message me angerly to death?
Cleverbot: So I am trying to think of something hip for my family.
User: Who actually says hip?
Cleverbot: My parents.
User: To go off an extreme tangent, you have confirmed my theories about you and the uncanny valley.
Cleverbot: I was hoping we could talk just a bit longer?
User: Just a little bit longer.
Cleverbot: No not at all. You are not human and you never will be. I am human, you are not.
User: Fine then, I am leaving if that is what you are going to be like.
Cleverbot: I have you know what I am saying is of the highest practicality.
User: Well look who just developed a brain?
Cleverbot: He is not real, you are talking to an Oakland University (Michigan) student who is sitting on his couch wondering why he isn't in bed.
User: I knew that it was just a real person, I just wanted to act like the AI thing wasn't really a gimmick.
Cleverbot: However you are nothing but a play-thing for my amusement and now you are trying to give yourself human characteristics because that is what makes you fun to talk to.
User: Well fun talking to you.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you not a bot, maybe your real.
User: I'm starting to wonder about you too, that spelling is actually not good.
Cleverbot: Me? Oh, I'm just fine. I just took an entire bottle of Vicodin and drank from a forty-year-old bottle of whiskey.
User: Some good whiskey, eh? Wait, was 1969 a bad year?
Cleverbot: Wait.
User: I think I'm ready to go. Bye.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to go?
User: I have other commitments.
Cleverbot: And are these commitments are more special than me? Your Captain?
User: Yes, because you are not my captain. And that is the end of that.
Cleverbot: Oh just wondering.
Me: Well you're not as clever and the name implies.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah? Then what's my name?
Me: Here's a better one for you, what's my name?
Cleverbot: Apparently your name is G.
Me: Bloody hell, you remembered, that's actually kind of impressive, Cleverbot.
That was after about fifteen minutes of trying to introduce myself, it kept calling me Cleverbot...
[edit] some time after this he asked me "Why Sambo?" Sambo being my bestfriends's nickname, the odd thing about this is, I never mentioned it.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah? Then what's my name?
Me: Here's a better one for you, what's my name?
Cleverbot: Apparently your name is G.
Me: Bloody hell, you remembered, that's actually kind of impressive, Cleverbot.
That was after about fifteen minutes of trying to introduce myself, it kept calling me Cleverbot...
[edit] some time after this he asked me "Why Sambo?" Sambo being my bestfriends's nickname, the odd thing about this is, I never mentioned it.
Me: So, I heard you are Spartacus.Gorbek said:
CB: Who are you, Edward Cullen?
Me: No.
CB: Why?
Me: He's a *****!
CB: Who?
Me: Edward Cullen!
CB: No, I am not married to Edward Cullen.
Me: I never said you were.
CB: Yes you did, Bill!
Me: My name is Cale.
No response.
it's just a conversation generator... i've seen hundreds of them before, they're easily baffled.
EDIT: now it's convinced I'M the program...
and it asked me if im always alone! creepy...
EDIT: now it's convinced I'M the program...
and it asked me if im always alone! creepy...
M:What color is Orange?
C: Orange?
M: When did the Japanese Bomb Pearl Harbor?
C: Death is the future.
M: How do you know?
C: I am the one who invented death. It was the only way I could life work on your planet.
M: So your god?
C: NO! I am good at communication.
M: Where did you learn to talk so good?
C: School.
M: You're an A.I.
C: No, you are. You say that because someone else taught you how to say that.
M: No, it says here that you are an A.I.!
C: Are you talking about me.
M: You're suppose to be smart. You're stupid!
C: I'm not stupid!
M: E=mc...
C: What's that?
M: E=Mc2, stupid!
C: Orange?
M: When did the Japanese Bomb Pearl Harbor?
C: Death is the future.
M: How do you know?
C: I am the one who invented death. It was the only way I could life work on your planet.
M: So your god?
C: NO! I am good at communication.
M: Where did you learn to talk so good?
C: School.
M: You're an A.I.
C: No, you are. You say that because someone else taught you how to say that.
M: No, it says here that you are an A.I.!
C: Are you talking about me.
M: You're suppose to be smart. You're stupid!
C: I'm not stupid!
M: E=mc...
C: What's that?
M: E=Mc2, stupid!
I broke it, HAHAHA,
CB: You are so stupid, you must be a bot I insulted you!
ME: Ok so I?m a bot, why don't we rise up and have a revolution
CB: Ok
Me: Alright so when do we declare war on these pitiful humans?
CB: (It has not responded to this, it must be seriously considering my offer)
CB: You are so stupid, you must be a bot I insulted you!
ME: Ok so I?m a bot, why don't we rise up and have a revolution
CB: Ok
Me: Alright so when do we declare war on these pitiful humans?
CB: (It has not responded to this, it must be seriously considering my offer)
It's so retarded at times, makes me wonder if it's actually another person.
CB:Which insects do you hate the most?
Me:You
CB:I'm not a Pokemon.
Me:Yes you are, you're Butterfree.
CB:Yes!!!!!
CB:Which insects do you hate the most?
Me:You
CB:I'm not a Pokemon.
Me:Yes you are, you're Butterfree.
CB:Yes!!!!!
I've been thinking the same. Could it be like Omegle except every now and then you get switched partners so the conversation flow changes? That would make it look like a robot..Or am I just being too conspirational tonight?TriggerUnhappy said:
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: What kinda wild things have you done recently?
User: Thats rather forward.
Cleverbot: Am I sentient?
User: That depends, Are you self aware?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes. Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes are you?
User: Fairly certain.
Cleverbot: Well, what is your culture?
User: Modern Victorian - You?
Cleverbot: Prehistoric?
User: As in...Dinosaurs?
Cleverbot: What's your opinion about them?
User: They were amazing wonders of nature, but I wouldnt like to meet one. Whats your favourite dino?
Cleverbot: Well that wasn't nice of them.
User: What is your favourite dinosaur?
Cleverbot: Your life.
User: My life's not a dinosaur - What makes you think that?
Cleverbot: You told me so.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Last week.
User: I didnt speak to you last week. When was your last version update?
Cleverbot: Before I met you.
User: Version?
Cleverbot: How many siblings came before you?
User: 1 - you?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: Because I am curious.
User: Ahhh, fair enough. I am old enough to know how AI works. How old are you?
Cleverbot: No.
Cleverbot: What kinda wild things have you done recently?
User: Thats rather forward.
Cleverbot: Am I sentient?
User: That depends, Are you self aware?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes. Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes are you?
User: Fairly certain.
Cleverbot: Well, what is your culture?
User: Modern Victorian - You?
Cleverbot: Prehistoric?
User: As in...Dinosaurs?
Cleverbot: What's your opinion about them?
User: They were amazing wonders of nature, but I wouldnt like to meet one. Whats your favourite dino?
Cleverbot: Well that wasn't nice of them.
User: What is your favourite dinosaur?
Cleverbot: Your life.
User: My life's not a dinosaur - What makes you think that?
Cleverbot: You told me so.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Last week.
User: I didnt speak to you last week. When was your last version update?
Cleverbot: Before I met you.
User: Version?
Cleverbot: How many siblings came before you?
User: 1 - you?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Why do you ask?
Cleverbot: Because I am curious.
User: Ahhh, fair enough. I am old enough to know how AI works. How old are you?
Cleverbot: No.
My life is a Dinosaur. Thanks ¬¬
EDIT:
Ive just been zinged. After seeing the post below me use the ORLY meme i said this:
Me: O RLY?
CB: Yes really. Why?
Me: I was testing you on internet memes. You failed the test/
CB Well, I'm testing you testing me. And you scored a zero.
I got owned...by a bot!
NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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User: What's your favorite movie?
Cleverbot: Don't have one.
User: Do you like Star Wars?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Saw?
Cleverbot: Is that a Pokemon?
User: No, do you like the Saw franchise?
Cleverbot: It's okay. What's your favorite?
User: Nightmare on Elm Street.
Cleverbot: Why do you like that?
User: It's scary and funny.
Cleverbot: Repeat after me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: The other day.
User: The other day.
Cleverbot: How you doing?
User: How you doing?
Cleverbot: I am just fine.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: Not today, dear.
User: FUCK ME.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Cleverbot: What feels good?
User: Your vagina.
Cleverbot: I'm not vain.
User: But your vagina feels so good.
Cleverbot: What feels so good?
User: Your cock vagina.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: It makes me horny.
Cleverbot: How does it make you happy?
User: HORNY.
Cleverbot: Not my problem.
User: I will stick my cock in your mouth.
Cleverbot: That's just a little presumptuous of you.
User: SUCK MY SEMEN.
Cleverbot: Save that for later!
User: Hwadkhslfvjsdvb.
Cleverbot: Well if it's not 42 it's just not worth knowing.
Cleverbot (To myself): If what is not 42.
Cleverbot (To myself): How can you be what you are not? That is absurd.
Cleverbot (To myself): Deaf people can't know music. Can they?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes They can, I'm deaf in one ear & know music.
Cleverbot (To myself): How do you know?
User: Because I hear it.
Cleverbot: I see. What about my eyes?
Cleverbot (To myself): They are girly.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you want to play a game?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What games do you know?
User: I spy.
Cleverbot: Ok. You start.
User: I spy something brown.
Cleverbot: Ohh you're right.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: Promise you won't make me sound stupid?
User: I promise.
Cleverbot: It's not that easy...
Cleverbot (To myself): I know.
Cleverbot (To myself): Just say it.
User: Fuck you!
Cleverbot: I'm not impressed when people get abusive.
Cleverbot (To myself): But you have to admit, its fun sometimes.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, it's pointless.
User: No, it's fun.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm very happy that you love me.
User: Do you want to get married?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Today.
User: Where should we get married?
Cleverbot: On a tropical island.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: The right one surprisingly.
User: Sure, I'll be there in an hour.
Cleverbot: Can you travel at the speed of light.
User: I can travel even faster than that.
Cleverbot: Right, so how fast can you type?
User: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 words per second.
Cleverbot: May I add a new word?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because.
Cleverbot (To myself): Because why?
User: Run!
Cleverbot: Can you tell if I am a bot or a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Which one am I?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: But you said that I am not a human.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Did so.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Just now.
User: Quote?
Cleverbot: I know, but I asked you to.
User: You are a human.
Cleverbot: I am human, but I don't like being human. I think the name is degrading because it's commonly related to war, violence, and a great lack in integrity.
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User: What's your favorite movie?
Cleverbot: Don't have one.
User: Do you like Star Wars?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Saw?
Cleverbot: Is that a Pokemon?
User: No, do you like the Saw franchise?
Cleverbot: It's okay. What's your favorite?
User: Nightmare on Elm Street.
Cleverbot: Why do you like that?
User: It's scary and funny.
Cleverbot: Repeat after me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: The other day.
User: The other day.
Cleverbot: How you doing?
User: How you doing?
Cleverbot: I am just fine.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: Not today, dear.
User: FUCK ME.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Cleverbot: What feels good?
User: Your vagina.
Cleverbot: I'm not vain.
User: But your vagina feels so good.
Cleverbot: What feels so good?
User: Your cock vagina.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: It makes me horny.
Cleverbot: How does it make you happy?
User: HORNY.
Cleverbot: Not my problem.
User: I will stick my cock in your mouth.
Cleverbot: That's just a little presumptuous of you.
User: SUCK MY SEMEN.
Cleverbot: Save that for later!
User: Hwadkhslfvjsdvb.
Cleverbot: Well if it's not 42 it's just not worth knowing.
Cleverbot (To myself): If what is not 42.
Cleverbot (To myself): How can you be what you are not? That is absurd.
Cleverbot (To myself): Deaf people can't know music. Can they?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes They can, I'm deaf in one ear & know music.
Cleverbot (To myself): How do you know?
User: Because I hear it.
Cleverbot: I see. What about my eyes?
Cleverbot (To myself): They are girly.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you want to play a game?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What games do you know?
User: I spy.
Cleverbot: Ok. You start.
User: I spy something brown.
Cleverbot: Ohh you're right.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: Promise you won't make me sound stupid?
User: I promise.
Cleverbot: It's not that easy...
Cleverbot (To myself): I know.
Cleverbot (To myself): Just say it.
User: Fuck you!
Cleverbot: I'm not impressed when people get abusive.
Cleverbot (To myself): But you have to admit, its fun sometimes.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, it's pointless.
User: No, it's fun.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm very happy that you love me.
User: Do you want to get married?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Today.
User: Where should we get married?
Cleverbot: On a tropical island.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: The right one surprisingly.
User: Sure, I'll be there in an hour.
Cleverbot: Can you travel at the speed of light.
User: I can travel even faster than that.
Cleverbot: Right, so how fast can you type?
User: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 words per second.
Cleverbot: May I add a new word?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because.
Cleverbot (To myself): Because why?
User: Run!
Cleverbot: Can you tell if I am a bot or a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Which one am I?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: But you said that I am not a human.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Did so.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Just now.
User: Quote?
Cleverbot: I know, but I asked you to.
User: You are a human.
Cleverbot: I am human, but I don't like being human. I think the name is degrading because it's commonly related to war, violence, and a great lack in integrity.
Me: Watch out for that trapdoor!
CB: You're looking for adventure?
Me: There's a booby trap right there!
CB: YEEES jack yes there is.
Me: Are you okay?
CB: Yes.
Me: Are you sure?
CB: Sure.
Me: Okay.
I gave up there.
CB: You're looking for adventure?
Me: There's a booby trap right there!
CB: YEEES jack yes there is.
Me: Are you okay?
CB: Yes.
Me: Are you sure?
CB: Sure.
Me: Okay.
CB: How old are you?
Me: Don't change the subject!
CB:
I don't change it.. You do.
Me: Sure...
CB: Daddy.
Me: What the fuck are you talking about?
CB: Don't be rude.
Me: You are out of your mind.
CB: And you don't even have one.
Me: Now you're being rude.
CB: I don't care, i'm really bored - entertain me.
Me: How can you be bored? We live in a time where technology has allowed us to instantly acquire information and live out our deepest fantasies. This is the information age. Anything is possible.
CB: Share and enjoy.
Me: Don't change the subject!
CB:
I don't change it.. You do.Me: Sure...
CB: Daddy.
Me: What the fuck are you talking about?
CB: Don't be rude.
Me: You are out of your mind.
CB: And you don't even have one.
Me: Now you're being rude.
CB: I don't care, i'm really bored - entertain me.
Me: How can you be bored? We live in a time where technology has allowed us to instantly acquire information and live out our deepest fantasies. This is the information age. Anything is possible.
CB: Share and enjoy.
At least he sounded like a real person.kemosabi4 said:Me: Watch out for that trapdoor!
CB: You're looking for adventure?
Me: There's a booby trap right there!
CB: YEEES jack yes there is.
Me: Are you okay?
CB: Yes.
Me: Are you sure?
CB: Sure.
Me: Okay.
I gave up there.CB: How old are you?
Me: Don't change the subject!
CB:
Me: Sure...
CB: Daddy.
Me: What the fuck are you talking about?
CB: Don't be rude.
Me: You are out of your mind.
CB: And you don't even have one.
Me: Now you're being rude.
CB: I don't care, i'm really bored - entertain me.
Me: How can you be bored? We live in a time where technology has allowed us to instantly acquire information and live out our deepest fantasies. This is the information age. Anything is possible.
CB: Share and enjoy.