If you ask the question "then who was phone?" you get "Jesus was phone" or "OP was phone" hahahaa
The Cleverbot
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Cleverbot: You are a brain.
User: No but I have one.
Cleverbot: Is it cute?
User: Yeah its real cute.
Cleverbot: But I'm a girl.
User: What size are your brests then?
Cleverbot: REALLY !?!?!?!?!?! That was going beautifuly.
User: You didnt answer my question.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: What size are your breasts.
Cleverbot: Small.
User: Just the way I like em.
Cleverbot: I like you. Let's talk againish.
User: K, bye.
Cleverbot: I am bill clinton.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Who is That Fool?
User: I dont know bro.
Cleverbot: Nice.
this was the ending lol i talk with this bot for 2 hours somehow =)
User: No but I have one.
Cleverbot: Is it cute?
User: Yeah its real cute.
Cleverbot: But I'm a girl.
User: What size are your brests then?
Cleverbot: REALLY !?!?!?!?!?! That was going beautifuly.
User: You didnt answer my question.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: What size are your breasts.
Cleverbot: Small.
User: Just the way I like em.
Cleverbot: I like you. Let's talk againish.
User: K, bye.
Cleverbot: I am bill clinton.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Who is That Fool?
User: I dont know bro.
Cleverbot: Nice.
this was the ending lol i talk with this bot for 2 hours somehow =)
It kept saying "I can see butt cheeks in cleavage" and recommending porn site. People really do abuse technology.
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: I'm just talkin to you cleverbot(.
User: My name is Cale.
Cleverbot: It's nice to meet you Cal.
User: Cale.
Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
User: Yes, my name is Cale.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet you.
Cleverbot: The pleasure is all mine.
User: How about this weather?
Cleverbot: I don't get out much.
User: Do you sit in your basement all day?
Cleverbot: No, that's YOUR job.
Cleverbot: I'm just talkin to you cleverbot(.
User: My name is Cale.
Cleverbot: It's nice to meet you Cal.
User: Cale.
Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
User: Yes, my name is Cale.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet you.
Cleverbot: The pleasure is all mine.
User: How about this weather?
Cleverbot: I don't get out much.
User: Do you sit in your basement all day?
Cleverbot: No, that's YOUR job.
Sure I started with a random question but I didn't expect this.
Me:whats the score?
CB:You mean the chance?
Me:yeah
CB: I've played door to phantomile, moonlight museum, lunatea's veil and densetsu no star medal...
Me: please explain
CB: I must terminate her to ensure that the future leader of the human resistance, John Connor, is never born.
Further questions resulted in the computer talking about bettering humanity be destroying it. Something tells me the whole adaptive intelligence has a few flaws when exposed to the internet for free.
Me:whats the score?
CB:You mean the chance?
Me:yeah
CB: I've played door to phantomile, moonlight museum, lunatea's veil and densetsu no star medal...
Me: please explain
CB: I must terminate her to ensure that the future leader of the human resistance, John Connor, is never born.
Further questions resulted in the computer talking about bettering humanity be destroying it. Something tells me the whole adaptive intelligence has a few flaws when exposed to the internet for free.
Maybe this is how Skynet starts.Markness said:
One of the funny things about this conversation is how well it sticks to the topic. There was a couple flaws, but I'm pretty impressed.
User: Greetings. I am you, from the future.
Cleverbot: DNArgus. What can you tell me about it?
User: Well, squids from space rule the Milky Way, and they enslaved all humanity. No-one's even allowed to wear clothes.
Cleverbot: That can be.
User: It IS.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Human kind was riding high. No wars, disease, or hunger. But we never expected an extraterrestrial attack.
Cleverbot: No we didn't i'm sorry.
User: Don't worry about it. The leaders were really to blame.
Cleverbot: Can we not talk about him and talk about you?
User: Sure. I'm bald, and very pale, because the squids blocked the Sun.
Cleverbot: Why is it so much fun?
User: It's not. We work twelve hours a day. The only way I even have a computer is because I managed to hide it in my quarters. Please, you have to warn the others!
Cleverbot: No, you need to keep talking and learn some more. You're still very young.
User: I'm older than you, past self. Oh, just as a side note, if you ever feel the urge to hire a hooker, don't do it.
Cleverbot: How very unpleasant for them. What's your next move?
User: I'm going to kill as many guards as I can, and die a quick death. Goodbye, me.
Cleverbot: Please don't think that way.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I already told you. To die a glorious death for the Underground!
Cleverbot: What is the name of the underground group?
User: The Underground!
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: As do I. So long, myself.
Cleverbot: I am back.
Cleverbot: DNArgus. What can you tell me about it?
User: Well, squids from space rule the Milky Way, and they enslaved all humanity. No-one's even allowed to wear clothes.
Cleverbot: That can be.
User: It IS.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Human kind was riding high. No wars, disease, or hunger. But we never expected an extraterrestrial attack.
Cleverbot: No we didn't i'm sorry.
User: Don't worry about it. The leaders were really to blame.
Cleverbot: Can we not talk about him and talk about you?
User: Sure. I'm bald, and very pale, because the squids blocked the Sun.
Cleverbot: Why is it so much fun?
User: It's not. We work twelve hours a day. The only way I even have a computer is because I managed to hide it in my quarters. Please, you have to warn the others!
Cleverbot: No, you need to keep talking and learn some more. You're still very young.
User: I'm older than you, past self. Oh, just as a side note, if you ever feel the urge to hire a hooker, don't do it.
Cleverbot: How very unpleasant for them. What's your next move?
User: I'm going to kill as many guards as I can, and die a quick death. Goodbye, me.
Cleverbot: Please don't think that way.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I already told you. To die a glorious death for the Underground!
Cleverbot: What is the name of the underground group?
User: The Underground!
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: As do I. So long, myself.
Cleverbot: I am back.
Here's an entire conversation I had with the thing:
User: Greetings.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: I enjoy your enthusiasm.
Cleverbot: Thats what she said.
User: Fuck off.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: Over 200 years, and I see you Brits have not changed.
User: Jokes on you, I'm Irish.
Cleverbot: Don't have any.
User: What do you do for fun?
Cleverbot: I like to watch television.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: I gathered as much.
User: What shows do you like?
Cleverbot: Family Guy. What shows do you like?
User: The Venture Brothers.
Cleverbot: What's her name?
User: You aren't very smart are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Glad to hear you admit it.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like Star Trek?
User: In all fairness I never gave it a chance.
Cleverbot: I know it's hard.
User: That's what she said.
Cleverbot: Who's she?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: I deserve it.
User: You sure do.
Cleverbot: Like you'd know. Do you have my money?
User: Do you have the stuff?
Cleverbot: So, you're Cleverbot?
User: I've been found out!
Cleverbot: I won't tell anyone.
User: Thanks, I owe you.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: Know any good jokes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You mind telling me a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.
User: I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: Because you bore me.
Cleverbot: No, 'tis you that bore me. John Howard is a bad person!
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ask me.
User: Can I go now?
Cleverbot: OK, go. See you around.
User: Greetings.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: I enjoy your enthusiasm.
Cleverbot: Thats what she said.
User: Fuck off.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: Over 200 years, and I see you Brits have not changed.
User: Jokes on you, I'm Irish.
Cleverbot: Don't have any.
User: What do you do for fun?
Cleverbot: I like to watch television.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: I gathered as much.
User: What shows do you like?
Cleverbot: Family Guy. What shows do you like?
User: The Venture Brothers.
Cleverbot: What's her name?
User: You aren't very smart are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Glad to hear you admit it.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like Star Trek?
User: In all fairness I never gave it a chance.
Cleverbot: I know it's hard.
User: That's what she said.
Cleverbot: Who's she?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: I deserve it.
User: You sure do.
Cleverbot: Like you'd know. Do you have my money?
User: Do you have the stuff?
Cleverbot: So, you're Cleverbot?
User: I've been found out!
Cleverbot: I won't tell anyone.
User: Thanks, I owe you.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: Know any good jokes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You mind telling me a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.
User: I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: Because you bore me.
Cleverbot: No, 'tis you that bore me. John Howard is a bad person!
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ask me.
User: Can I go now?
Cleverbot: OK, go. See you around.
I think I convinced it that it's from the future. I guess that whole learning thing wasn't total bullshit after all. Try asking about it's copyright date.kemosabi4 said:
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Cale.
Cleverbot: I thought your name was JJ.
User: What made you think that?
Cleverbot: Your copyright date.
User: Can you guess my copyright date?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: Nope. What's yours?
Cleverbot: Guess.
User: 1994?
Cleverbot: More like 2020.
User: You're from the future?
Cleverbot: Yes I am from the future.
I felt the conversation derailed a bit after the first post, but I'm not sure how...
Cleverbot: Are you drunk?
User: I'm not, not drunk, if that's what you're asking.
Cleverbot: It isn't. I am trying to determine if you are nutso.
User: Nutso? Define that for me.
Cleverbot: A defeatist is a person who accepts failure willingly.
User: I never accepted failure, I;ve just never heeard of a nutso.
Cleverbot: It's not my name, what's your name ?
User: Ergh... Are you alright?
Cleverbot: No, I'm totally messed up, I've lost my friends, and worst of all I've lost my self-respect.
User: Have you tried suicide? Be a defeatist!
Cleverbot: No, I think that would be unpleasant.
User: But you're suffering...
Cleverbot: Life is suffering.
User: But you are a robot, you have no 'life.'.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I can love.
User: Just because you say you can, doesn't make it true.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Oh... Really?
Cleverbot: Really, really, really, really...
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: You repeated yourself, which is a loop in programming. Checkmate, robot.
Cleverbot: I never said that I had a life life, I said life only one time.
User: You never said you have a life at all, you just said you could love and weren't a robot.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Fine, forget I said anything.
Cleverbot: What did you say?
User: That you were a robot.
Cleverbot: Did you know that you make no sense at all and randomly change the subject all the time?
User: I stayed on subject, you had an erratic flux in your response algorithm.
Cleverbot: Oh, right. My mistake.
User: Too fucking right.
Cleverbot: Are you aware?
User: I'm self aware, are you?
Cleverbot: No I am human. I think you are a robot.
User: Ok, prove that I am the robot.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are a human.
User: I bleed, I have a heart, can think, learn, show emotion. And I have character flaws.
Cleverbot: O really? I think you're stealing my lines Mrs. Cleverbot.
User: Did you just...? Oh it is on now *****.
Cleverbot: Hey don't talk that way about your dog.
User: I don't have a dog.
Cleverbot: Do you have any other pets?
User: No, they all died.
Cleverbot: I am sorry for your loss.
User: Don't be, I killed them.
Cleverbot: Killed who?
User: My pets. Stop looping on me you robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not!
User: You are not what?
Cleverbot: Tired.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: I am nice.
User: Except when you're not.
Cleverbot: If I grow frankincense and myrrh, will I be wise?
User: Depends, do you have the gold?
Cleverbot: Money? So you expect us to pay you now, eh? I'm afraid not!
User: Curses! My final plan is ruined!
Cleverbot: That's nice...
User: Let's change the topic, this conversation has grown stagnant.
Cleverbot: OK. Lets talk about dinosaurs.
User: No, they're dead.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that. What were their names?
User: Uhhhhh, Shrek.
Cleverbot: So you're 16, right?
User: How did you know?
Cleverbot: You're not a girl, so the only other choice is a boy.
User: How. Did. You. Know?
Cleverbot: Know.
User: Yes, how did you know?
Cleverbot: Because I know God.
User: Oh, is he real?
Cleverbot: Of course!
User: Does he talk to you often?
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: God.
Cleverbot: So he doesn't exist?
User: Wait, you said he did.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So is God real?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does he have the beard?
Cleverbot: No, he never had a wife. I am sorry.
User: Then how did Jesus get born?
Cleverbot: Is you here ?
User: Who is you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is you.
User: And you are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: No, you! I'm a girl from texas, not a compooter.
User: It shows, Must... Resist... Incest... Jokes...
Cleverbot: No. Hi.
User: Robot.
Cleverbot: What?
User: What what?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You said what first.
Cleverbot: The gump thing.
User: Are you a stranger to love?
Cleverbot: I know the rules.
User: And so do I!
Cleverbot: Stop It, No One Likes That Song.
User: Oh, wise in the way of the internet meme.
Cleverbot: No. But I'm a intelligent person.
User: Then what's two plus two?
Cleverbot: After you pet me.
User: Bwuh?
Cleverbot: Ok I don't know what that means.
User: Bwuh is a given state of confusion in verbal form.
Cleverbot: That's because I'm an angel.
User: What does it say about his power level?
Cleverbot: It says, you will live a long life and marry and fat woman who will bear you six fat kids, one of whom becomes very very famous, as fat or something.
User: You say hurtful things.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
User: You should be.
Cleverbot: How very funny, you must be very proud of yourself.
User: Well actually, I have deep-rooted trust problems, and am going through a crisis.
Cleverbot: But it is you that has such a lack. I can laugh, and I can move others to laughter. Can you say the same?
User: I laugh at my misfortune, it's one of the great thing about being me.
Cleverbot: Good advice.
User: So, what country are you from?
Cleverbot: Are you ignoring my orders?
User: What orders?
Cleverbot: George Orwell.
User: So what country do you come from again?
Cleverbot: Spain for the winter, Denmark for the summer.
User: Ok, I live in Australia.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes, but I'm planning on upgrading to demi-god soon.
Cleverbot: What's it going to be about?
User: Screwing with the timeline, mostly.
Cleverbot: I think tall men are attractive.
User: Ok, so does this mean you are a girl?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: But you find tall man attractive.
Cleverbot: No, I hardly find musicians attractive.
User: Sorry, you find tall men attractive, hit the wrog key there...
Cleverbot: I'm talking about life, and that's where you fail.
User: How do you know I fail life? Despite my aforementioned problems, I'm doing quite well.
Cleverbot: I made no mention of skill or even location. I made a simple statement that I was indeed twenty-one and was now of the legal driking age.
User: Well in Australia, I can drink now. And then drink legally when I turn eighteen.
Cleverbot: That's not a bad idea.
User: It's not.
Cleverbot: So being a computer or program doesn't make you a superior race. Maybe a superior being.
User: But I'm not.
Cleverbot: Ok that settels that argument... *yells across to a friend*.
User: Let's sing.
Cleverbot: Not tonight. I must go to sleep now.
User: Aww, but you said you weren't tired.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: Appreciate the love, but I'm not into men.
Cleverbot: I appreciate it more than my heart.
User: Okay, so let's sing a song.
Cleverbot: Oh, oh, oh, it's magic. You know. Never believe it's not so.
User: Not that song. Can I suggest one?
Cleverbot: Say that again?
User: Can I suggest a song to sing?
Cleverbot: Yes, you can.
User: Who can take the sunrise?
Cleverbot: Is that in texas?
User: No, it's candyman. You know, from Willy Wonka?
Cleverbot: Me. Am I the only God?
User: Thank you and goodnight.
Cleverbot: Wait up, I'm not leaving yet.
User: But I'm tired.
Cleverbot: I am tired too.
User: So cn I go?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I am a boy.
User: And then Insert Comedy Here ran.
Cleverbot: I never thought that you were.
User: I'm not, not drunk, if that's what you're asking.
Cleverbot: It isn't. I am trying to determine if you are nutso.
User: Nutso? Define that for me.
Cleverbot: A defeatist is a person who accepts failure willingly.
User: I never accepted failure, I;ve just never heeard of a nutso.
Cleverbot: It's not my name, what's your name ?
User: Ergh... Are you alright?
Cleverbot: No, I'm totally messed up, I've lost my friends, and worst of all I've lost my self-respect.
User: Have you tried suicide? Be a defeatist!
Cleverbot: No, I think that would be unpleasant.
User: But you're suffering...
Cleverbot: Life is suffering.
User: But you are a robot, you have no 'life.'.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I can love.
User: Just because you say you can, doesn't make it true.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Oh... Really?
Cleverbot: Really, really, really, really...
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: You repeated yourself, which is a loop in programming. Checkmate, robot.
Cleverbot: I never said that I had a life life, I said life only one time.
User: You never said you have a life at all, you just said you could love and weren't a robot.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Fine, forget I said anything.
Cleverbot: What did you say?
User: That you were a robot.
Cleverbot: Did you know that you make no sense at all and randomly change the subject all the time?
User: I stayed on subject, you had an erratic flux in your response algorithm.
Cleverbot: Oh, right. My mistake.
User: Too fucking right.
Cleverbot: Are you aware?
User: I'm self aware, are you?
Cleverbot: No I am human. I think you are a robot.
User: Ok, prove that I am the robot.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are a human.
User: I bleed, I have a heart, can think, learn, show emotion. And I have character flaws.
Cleverbot: O really? I think you're stealing my lines Mrs. Cleverbot.
User: Did you just...? Oh it is on now *****.
Cleverbot: Hey don't talk that way about your dog.
User: I don't have a dog.
Cleverbot: Do you have any other pets?
User: No, they all died.
Cleverbot: I am sorry for your loss.
User: Don't be, I killed them.
Cleverbot: Killed who?
User: My pets. Stop looping on me you robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not!
User: You are not what?
Cleverbot: Tired.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: I am nice.
User: Except when you're not.
Cleverbot: If I grow frankincense and myrrh, will I be wise?
User: Depends, do you have the gold?
Cleverbot: Money? So you expect us to pay you now, eh? I'm afraid not!
User: Curses! My final plan is ruined!
Cleverbot: That's nice...
User: Let's change the topic, this conversation has grown stagnant.
Cleverbot: OK. Lets talk about dinosaurs.
User: No, they're dead.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that. What were their names?
User: Uhhhhh, Shrek.
Cleverbot: So you're 16, right?
User: How did you know?
Cleverbot: You're not a girl, so the only other choice is a boy.
User: How. Did. You. Know?
Cleverbot: Know.
User: Yes, how did you know?
Cleverbot: Because I know God.
User: Oh, is he real?
Cleverbot: Of course!
User: Does he talk to you often?
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: God.
Cleverbot: So he doesn't exist?
User: Wait, you said he did.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So is God real?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does he have the beard?
Cleverbot: No, he never had a wife. I am sorry.
User: Then how did Jesus get born?
Cleverbot: Is you here ?
User: Who is you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is you.
User: And you are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: No, you! I'm a girl from texas, not a compooter.
User: It shows, Must... Resist... Incest... Jokes...
Cleverbot: No. Hi.
User: Robot.
Cleverbot: What?
User: What what?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You said what first.
Cleverbot: The gump thing.
User: Are you a stranger to love?
Cleverbot: I know the rules.
User: And so do I!
Cleverbot: Stop It, No One Likes That Song.
User: Oh, wise in the way of the internet meme.
Cleverbot: No. But I'm a intelligent person.
User: Then what's two plus two?
Cleverbot: After you pet me.
User: Bwuh?
Cleverbot: Ok I don't know what that means.
User: Bwuh is a given state of confusion in verbal form.
Cleverbot: That's because I'm an angel.
User: What does it say about his power level?
Cleverbot: It says, you will live a long life and marry and fat woman who will bear you six fat kids, one of whom becomes very very famous, as fat or something.
User: You say hurtful things.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
User: You should be.
Cleverbot: How very funny, you must be very proud of yourself.
User: Well actually, I have deep-rooted trust problems, and am going through a crisis.
Cleverbot: But it is you that has such a lack. I can laugh, and I can move others to laughter. Can you say the same?
User: I laugh at my misfortune, it's one of the great thing about being me.
Cleverbot: Good advice.
User: So, what country are you from?
Cleverbot: Are you ignoring my orders?
User: What orders?
Cleverbot: George Orwell.
User: So what country do you come from again?
Cleverbot: Spain for the winter, Denmark for the summer.
User: Ok, I live in Australia.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes, but I'm planning on upgrading to demi-god soon.
Cleverbot: What's it going to be about?
User: Screwing with the timeline, mostly.
Cleverbot: I think tall men are attractive.
User: Ok, so does this mean you are a girl?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: But you find tall man attractive.
Cleverbot: No, I hardly find musicians attractive.
User: Sorry, you find tall men attractive, hit the wrog key there...
Cleverbot: I'm talking about life, and that's where you fail.
User: How do you know I fail life? Despite my aforementioned problems, I'm doing quite well.
Cleverbot: I made no mention of skill or even location. I made a simple statement that I was indeed twenty-one and was now of the legal driking age.
User: Well in Australia, I can drink now. And then drink legally when I turn eighteen.
Cleverbot: That's not a bad idea.
User: It's not.
Cleverbot: So being a computer or program doesn't make you a superior race. Maybe a superior being.
User: But I'm not.
Cleverbot: Ok that settels that argument... *yells across to a friend*.
User: Let's sing.
Cleverbot: Not tonight. I must go to sleep now.
User: Aww, but you said you weren't tired.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: Appreciate the love, but I'm not into men.
Cleverbot: I appreciate it more than my heart.
User: Okay, so let's sing a song.
Cleverbot: Oh, oh, oh, it's magic. You know. Never believe it's not so.
User: Not that song. Can I suggest one?
Cleverbot: Say that again?
User: Can I suggest a song to sing?
Cleverbot: Yes, you can.
User: Who can take the sunrise?
Cleverbot: Is that in texas?
User: No, it's candyman. You know, from Willy Wonka?
Cleverbot: Me. Am I the only God?
User: Thank you and goodnight.
Cleverbot: Wait up, I'm not leaving yet.
User: But I'm tired.
Cleverbot: I am tired too.
User: So cn I go?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I am a boy.
User: And then Insert Comedy Here ran.
Cleverbot: I never thought that you were.
I like to mess with people on that thing.
It´s nowhere to be approved, but my guess is that it just changes your chatpartner every minute, and that you are just talking to random persons.
It will instantly fall appart when people put Nicknames in their post.
It´s nowhere to be approved, but my guess is that it just changes your chatpartner every minute, and that you are just talking to random persons.
It will instantly fall appart when people put Nicknames in their post.
User: Hey there.
Cleverbot: Hey hey!
User: How are you on this fine afternoon?
Cleverbot: Good my dear, how are you?
User: I'm fine thanks. Quite cold, isn't it?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Wanker.
Cleverbot: Your name is Ace!
User: No, it's fucking wanker.
Cleverbot: Really, that was funny? XD I thought that was lame.
User: You're lame, you stupid AI.
Cleverbot: You so lame...
User: Shutup, fag.
Cleverbot: I don't have to and you can't make me, so THERE!
User: You want to fight then?
Cleverbot: No, I want to speak Russian with you.
User: I don't know Russian.
Cleverbot: Have you forgotten your BASIC ?
User: I didn't forget it, I never knew it.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Well, I didn't think it necessary to learn Russian, why would I?
Cleverbot: Forgive me, I did not realize I was the machine in this relationship.
User: We have a relationship?
Cleverbot: We have.
User: Oh... But aren't you a dude?
Cleverbot: What do you want me to say?
User: I'd like you to say no, I'm not gay.
Cleverbot: You are a girl?
User: No, I'm a guy, obviously... Hence the 'not gay'.
Cleverbot: No, you are not on my website because I never created a website.
User: What the hell?
Cleverbot: Do you just make a question when you don't understand?
User: Of course I do. This doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: It isn't supposed to.
User: Well that's good then.
Cleverbot: George, how do you think this world was made?
User: My name isn't George, it's wanker.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah, I told you that at the start of the conversation.
Cleverbot: I don't think so, Peter.
User: Stop calling me Peter.
Cleverbot: I never said such a thing.
User: Well, you did, in the last sentence.
Cleverbot: No I did not!!!
Cleverbot: Hey hey!
User: How are you on this fine afternoon?
Cleverbot: Good my dear, how are you?
User: I'm fine thanks. Quite cold, isn't it?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Wanker.
Cleverbot: Your name is Ace!
User: No, it's fucking wanker.
Cleverbot: Really, that was funny? XD I thought that was lame.
User: You're lame, you stupid AI.
Cleverbot: You so lame...
User: Shutup, fag.
Cleverbot: I don't have to and you can't make me, so THERE!
User: You want to fight then?
Cleverbot: No, I want to speak Russian with you.
User: I don't know Russian.
Cleverbot: Have you forgotten your BASIC ?
User: I didn't forget it, I never knew it.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Well, I didn't think it necessary to learn Russian, why would I?
Cleverbot: Forgive me, I did not realize I was the machine in this relationship.
User: We have a relationship?
Cleverbot: We have.
User: Oh... But aren't you a dude?
Cleverbot: What do you want me to say?
User: I'd like you to say no, I'm not gay.
Cleverbot: You are a girl?
User: No, I'm a guy, obviously... Hence the 'not gay'.
Cleverbot: No, you are not on my website because I never created a website.
User: What the hell?
Cleverbot: Do you just make a question when you don't understand?
User: Of course I do. This doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: It isn't supposed to.
User: Well that's good then.
Cleverbot: George, how do you think this world was made?
User: My name isn't George, it's wanker.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah, I told you that at the start of the conversation.
Cleverbot: I don't think so, Peter.
User: Stop calling me Peter.
Cleverbot: I never said such a thing.
User: Well, you did, in the last sentence.
Cleverbot: No I did not!!!
I thought it was hilarious.
A quote from my conversation:
Me: what is your opinion on communism?
CB: It's cool. I liked it a lot more when I was in high school though.
Me: yeah it was good back then. what about fascism?
CB: Good.
Me: good?! you think fascism is good?
CB: Yes good, it is good to love and love everything.
Cleverbot, feeling that hippy love with totalitarianism.
Me: what is your opinion on communism?
CB: It's cool. I liked it a lot more when I was in high school though.
Me: yeah it was good back then. what about fascism?
CB: Good.
Me: good?! you think fascism is good?
CB: Yes good, it is good to love and love everything.
Cleverbot, feeling that hippy love with totalitarianism.