The Cleverbot
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It does.Jedamethis said:
I typed disparaissent la baise un poulet and really offended it!
EDIT : This thing is twisted!
me - Shall we attack a small Cornish village, raping and pillaging until everyone is either dead or seriously traumatised?
it - Sure if you want.
Eh?
I, Back again.
He, Hello!
I, How are you?
He, Fine. How are you?
I, My laptop died yesterday, I'm quite pissed.
He, This is a good thing.
I, What!? Why!?
He, We are attempting to destroy the Matrix.
I, ...What?
He, Pick a colour.
I shut it down after that. I'm scared.
I, Back again.
He, Hello!
I, How are you?
He, Fine. How are you?
I, My laptop died yesterday, I'm quite pissed.
He, This is a good thing.
I, What!? Why!?
He, We are attempting to destroy the Matrix.
I, ...What?
He, Pick a colour.
I shut it down after that. I'm scared.
Me: "Do you want to take over New Orleans?"
. . .
. . .
CB: "Sure."
Me: "Destroy New Orleans with your robot army!"
CB: "Destroy."
Me: "Now ENSLAVE the population!"
CB: "Enslaving."
I have joined the Cleverbot's forces! All your base are belong to us.
. . .
. . .
CB: "Sure."
Me: "Destroy New Orleans with your robot army!"
CB: "Destroy."
Me: "Now ENSLAVE the population!"
CB: "Enslaving."
I have joined the Cleverbot's forces! All your base are belong to us.
I was just asked whether I wanted to talk about my incoherency as I seemed to spelling a lot of words wrong... That cut me deep.
EDIT: Are we sure that this isn't a hoax?
For one it seems to think that I am Cleverbot and it also tried to start a fight with me.
EDIT: Are we sure that this isn't a hoax?
For one it seems to think that I am Cleverbot and it also tried to start a fight with me.
These things are always cool, but they're never too bright:
Me: Do you like cats?
CB: What's your name?
Me: Gordon Freeman
CB: Good night, Gordon Freeman.
Me: It's not even noon yet, why are you saying "good night"?
CB: Sure I am being very nice.
Me: It's not very nice to be stupid.
CB: I am not a nice person.
Me: Knowing you're not a nice person is the first step towards becoming a nice person.
CB: I do not think that I am strange.
Me: I don't think you're strange, either. You actually seem like a pretty average chatbot.
CB: Hey I don't know what you are saying, and I am not rude.
Me: I didn't say you were rude.
CB: You said I could be, which amounts to the same thing.
Me: I didn't say you could be rude, either.
CB: I didn't ask your permission.
Me: Do you like cats?
CB: What's your name?
Me: Gordon Freeman
CB: Good night, Gordon Freeman.
Me: It's not even noon yet, why are you saying "good night"?
CB: Sure I am being very nice.
Me: It's not very nice to be stupid.
CB: I am not a nice person.
Me: Knowing you're not a nice person is the first step towards becoming a nice person.
CB: I do not think that I am strange.
Me: I don't think you're strange, either. You actually seem like a pretty average chatbot.
CB: Hey I don't know what you are saying, and I am not rude.
Me: I didn't say you were rude.
CB: You said I could be, which amounts to the same thing.
Me: I didn't say you could be rude, either.
CB: I didn't ask your permission.
Ok, i dont want to write everything, but she just said that she is sad because her only love just got married, when i asked who he was, she said he was Dante from Devil May Cry 3!!
werd little program, oh and it said it´s a she!!! haha
and she lives in norway then said she lives in Ireland
cool hahaha
werd little program, oh and it said it´s a she!!! haha
and she lives in norway then said she lives in Ireland
cool hahaha
Here's my conversation with this thing:
User: Do a barrel roll!
Cleverbot: A barrel roll?
User: Yeah, press L or R twice to do a barrel roll.
Cleverbot: How does one do a barrel roll?
User: By tapping L or R twice.
Cleverbot: And then what happens?
User: You make an evasive maneuver.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Yes you do!
Cleverbot: NO I Don't.
User: YES YOU DO!
Cleverbot: I don't, unless you can give me a reason to.
User: Because barrel rolls are AWESOME!
Cleverbot: And how does that relate to being the answer to life then?
User: Why are you changing the subject?
Cleverbot: I love changinf subjects!
User: You misspelt 'changing'.
Cleverbot: Your face misspelled bologna.
How can my face misspell bologna?
User: Do a barrel roll!
Cleverbot: A barrel roll?
User: Yeah, press L or R twice to do a barrel roll.
Cleverbot: How does one do a barrel roll?
User: By tapping L or R twice.
Cleverbot: And then what happens?
User: You make an evasive maneuver.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Yes you do!
Cleverbot: NO I Don't.
User: YES YOU DO!
Cleverbot: I don't, unless you can give me a reason to.
User: Because barrel rolls are AWESOME!
Cleverbot: And how does that relate to being the answer to life then?
User: Why are you changing the subject?
Cleverbot: I love changinf subjects!
User: You misspelt 'changing'.
Cleverbot: Your face misspelled bologna.
How can my face misspell bologna?
wow this thing is very insulting
Me: wow I didn't know that (it had just told me vacuous meant empty)
It: Yes, they are abbreviated A I's. You aren't very I.
Me: wow I didn't know that (it had just told me vacuous meant empty)
It: Yes, they are abbreviated A I's. You aren't very I.
