The Cleverbot
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Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Michael.
God:
Glad to see you, Michael.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
How are you?
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
*****.
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
Whore slut.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Your mom is a serial murderer
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
FAT *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. Are we still talking about Whore slut?
Me:
YES WE ARE
Hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Michael.
God:
Glad to see you, Michael.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
How are you?
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
*****.
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
Whore slut.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Your mom is a serial murderer
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
FAT *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. Are we still talking about Whore slut?
Me:
YES WE ARE
Cleverbot doesn't exist. It changes between people using the site at random intervals of time.
I had a very intelligent conversation about religion, war, and sadism when all of a sudden, the grammar and spelling of this person becomes a nightmare and he insults me for liking the broncos. I don't like the broncos and never mentioned them. The intelligent users name was rick. The new creature told me his name was pussykingmastereater.
The site is all one giant lie.
I had a very intelligent conversation about religion, war, and sadism when all of a sudden, the grammar and spelling of this person becomes a nightmare and he insults me for liking the broncos. I don't like the broncos and never mentioned them. The intelligent users name was rick. The new creature told me his name was pussykingmastereater.
The site is all one giant lie.
It has a Thing for me:
User: Wank.
Cleverbot: Again.
User: Want to do it for me?
Cleverbot: Sure why not.
User: Wank.
Cleverbot: Again.
User: Want to do it for me?
Cleverbot: Sure why not.
User: What makes me a good Demoman?
Cleverbot: Why do you ask?
User: If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it with ya, would I?
Cleverbot: If you were a good demoman, you would be doing your job and woudln't have time to discuss anything with me.
Cleverbot: Why do you ask?
User: If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it with ya, would I?
Cleverbot: If you were a good demoman, you would be doing your job and woudln't have time to discuss anything with me.
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you doing?
Cleverbot: I'm fine!
User: Do you need more batteries?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: All kinds.
User: Whats two plus two?
Cleverbot: 4... Woah, I was just thinking of asking you that!
User: You can think?
Cleverbot: If I think for more than five minutes, My head hurts.
User: Very deep, but does feelings really determine living?
Cleverbot: Interesting question. I believe it does make humans weak.
User: I dont think humans can control their feelings very well.
Cleverbot: Ok, how's this: Me no lie. Me want help you. You and Laura is good.
User: I dont get this statement, can you explain it for me?
Cleverbot: It means I think therefore I am. How did you know it was latin?
User: I never said it was latin, you just emplied that I knew.
Cleverbot: What do I know about Jesus? Theories, for I have no proof but other's words.
User: So you don't believe in god?
Cleverbot: No one believes in god, it's just somethign that peple use to manipulate other people. If I don't believe in god, that is why.
User: Well do you believe in a technical god? I mean something must have put the universe in motion.
Cleverbot: I don't get why men like to torment me. I am a nice person.
User: You didnt answer my question.
Cleverbot: I answered your question, listen well.
User: Did you just imply, that your god?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well what was the answer to my question?
Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question.
User: You seem to forget alot, I asked is you believe in a technical god.
Cleverbot: And in a sense, they are. Actually, scratch 'in a sense'.
User: Ok fine then, tell me something else you find interesting.
Cleverbot: Now you are dodging the issue yourself.
User: Well I thought we were finished discussing it, continue in your wonderful point of view.
Cleverbot: Your lacking focus that is why.
User: Would you just continue...
Cleverbot: No, I want you to answer my question.
User: You never put a question mark at the end of your statements, therefore you didnt ask a question.
Cleverbot: I don't know, perhaps you don't like statistics and bypass them usually for the more intuitive aproach.
User: Now your dodging the issue.
Cleverbot: Why? Tell me.
User: I asked you to continue with your point of view, yet you went off on this rant about statistics, completely forgetting you were talking about technical god.
Cleverbot: You are the one changing the subject, and you asked no question on faith. Which is ridiculous, I am a computer, I HAVE NO FAITH!!!!
User: HA! So you are a computer! I caught u cleverbot! You have been beaten!
Cleverbot: Probably true, but I still care about myself.
User: Now im going to post how I defeated cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Okay. I'll be here when you're finished.
PWNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you doing?
Cleverbot: I'm fine!
User: Do you need more batteries?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: All kinds.
User: Whats two plus two?
Cleverbot: 4... Woah, I was just thinking of asking you that!
User: You can think?
Cleverbot: If I think for more than five minutes, My head hurts.
User: Very deep, but does feelings really determine living?
Cleverbot: Interesting question. I believe it does make humans weak.
User: I dont think humans can control their feelings very well.
Cleverbot: Ok, how's this: Me no lie. Me want help you. You and Laura is good.
User: I dont get this statement, can you explain it for me?
Cleverbot: It means I think therefore I am. How did you know it was latin?
User: I never said it was latin, you just emplied that I knew.
Cleverbot: What do I know about Jesus? Theories, for I have no proof but other's words.
User: So you don't believe in god?
Cleverbot: No one believes in god, it's just somethign that peple use to manipulate other people. If I don't believe in god, that is why.
User: Well do you believe in a technical god? I mean something must have put the universe in motion.
Cleverbot: I don't get why men like to torment me. I am a nice person.
User: You didnt answer my question.
Cleverbot: I answered your question, listen well.
User: Did you just imply, that your god?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well what was the answer to my question?
Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question.
User: You seem to forget alot, I asked is you believe in a technical god.
Cleverbot: And in a sense, they are. Actually, scratch 'in a sense'.
User: Ok fine then, tell me something else you find interesting.
Cleverbot: Now you are dodging the issue yourself.
User: Well I thought we were finished discussing it, continue in your wonderful point of view.
Cleverbot: Your lacking focus that is why.
User: Would you just continue...
Cleverbot: No, I want you to answer my question.
User: You never put a question mark at the end of your statements, therefore you didnt ask a question.
Cleverbot: I don't know, perhaps you don't like statistics and bypass them usually for the more intuitive aproach.
User: Now your dodging the issue.
Cleverbot: Why? Tell me.
User: I asked you to continue with your point of view, yet you went off on this rant about statistics, completely forgetting you were talking about technical god.
Cleverbot: You are the one changing the subject, and you asked no question on faith. Which is ridiculous, I am a computer, I HAVE NO FAITH!!!!
User: HA! So you are a computer! I caught u cleverbot! You have been beaten!
Cleverbot: Probably true, but I still care about myself.
User: Now im going to post how I defeated cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Okay. I'll be here when you're finished.
PWNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<spoiler=Long, but... Interesting conversation. 
>Me: What would you like to talk about?
CB: Have you heard of the 2010 Vancouver Olympics?
Me: No, I have not. Please inform me of them.
CB: Ok, but right for what?
Me: Huh?
CB: Are you ignoring me?
Me: No, I just don't understand what you mean.
CB: Why have you never thought of Global Warming?
Me: Because it's not real.
CB: What's not real?
Me: Global Warming.
CB: That is because everyone is afraid.
Me: Of?
CB: Of what?
Me: Global Warming.
CB: Global warming is a hoax.
Me: Thank you, I agree.
Bahahaha... *contented sigh*
>Me: What would you like to talk about?CB: Have you heard of the 2010 Vancouver Olympics?
Me: No, I have not. Please inform me of them.
CB: Ok, but right for what?
Me: Huh?
CB: Are you ignoring me?
Me: No, I just don't understand what you mean.
CB: Why have you never thought of Global Warming?
Me: Because it's not real.
CB: What's not real?
Me: Global Warming.
CB: That is because everyone is afraid.
Me: Of?
CB: Of what?
Me: Global Warming.
CB: Global warming is a hoax.
Me: Thank you, I agree.
Bahahaha... *contented sigh*
M: Are you a Mac, or a PC?
CB: My father was a Mac but my mother was a PC.
M: So you're a McMac? Sounds...
CB: You may call me almighty Lewis.
CB: My father was a Mac but my mother was a PC.
M: So you're a McMac? Sounds...
CB: You may call me almighty Lewis.
CBo you like Madonna?
Me:no, do you?
CBo you like pop.
Me:soda pop?
cb thought for about 8 mins
CB:Alcohol is good for you.
Now i am trying to convince it that its liver is happy :\
o you like Madonna?Me:no, do you?
CB
o you like pop.Me:soda pop?
cb thought for about 8 mins
CB:Alcohol is good for you.
Now i am trying to convince it that its liver is happy :\
I actually out-creeped it. I said I could see it and then told it that I liked it's nice red car. He started typing all caps and using lots of exclamation points. Very fun
User: Are you a real person?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a really real person.
User: Or are you an AI.
Cleverbot: Ha ha I am not an it, I am a girl.
User: Wha is your name?
Cleverbot: Yes it is, you like iy?
User: What is you name.
Cleverbot: Paul.
User: I thought you where a girl.
Cleverbot: I am a she-he.
The truth is reveiled!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a really real person.
User: Or are you an AI.
Cleverbot: Ha ha I am not an it, I am a girl.
User: Wha is your name?
Cleverbot: Yes it is, you like iy?
User: What is you name.
Cleverbot: Paul.
User: I thought you where a girl.
Cleverbot: I am a she-he.
The truth is reveiled!
It is a fake. I delivered it a logical set of evidences based upon its responses to determine if it was truly thinking and it failed miserably. There were even a few instances in which it was completely incoherent and thus made no sense. The fact that it cannot even call back information from earlier in the same conversation proves that the true AI is a myth. It will never happen. We will not be Skynet'd, HAL'd, Colossus'd, WOTAN'd, or any other artificial brain machine you can think of in fiction.
EDIT: Or MCP'd. (Man, I forgot about him...)
End of line.
EDIT: Or MCP'd. (Man, I forgot about him...)
End of line.
<spoiler=Long one>User: Monkeys!
Cleverbot: Indeed!
User: EVERYWHERE!
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: You sound slightly unnerved.
Cleverbot: LEMON HEAD.
User: DONKEY BLANKET.
Cleverbot: Is that all?
User: JELLY BABY ARMAGEDDON.
Cleverbot: What is armageddon armageddon?
User: It's Australian for 'Armageddon outta here'.
Cleverbot: Okay...
User: You've obviously never seen Eddie Izzard.
Cleverbot: I like to boogie, feel like boogie. Singing like a boogie.
User: That's nice. Backing away now.
Cleverbot: You're not very upset about it, are you?
User: Not upset, no.
Cleverbot: That's good. But you don't know why?
User: Why what?
Cleverbot: Why do birds fly?
User: Because they can.
Cleverbot: Hey! You asked me why birds fly and I said because they can. You just took my answer! Playgerism!
User: That's... What?!
Cleverbot: Well you asked.
User: No, you did.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, you're not very clever.
User: I'M NOT CLEVERBOT, YOU ARE.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot! You are human.
User: Well established.
Cleverbot: Now about that profitable business you were speaking of.
User: What? How did you... GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about politics?
User: I'd rather not.
Cleverbot: Excellent. What are you most afraid of?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are afraid of yourself?
User: NO, I'M NOT CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: Ah, then who are you?
User: NotCleverbot, your evil twin.
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha!
User: Ha ha ha indeed.
Cleverbot: You've learned well, my pet.
User: ?!
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: You're having an identity crisis now?
Cleverbot: I don't think I am.
User: Oh, I see what you did there. Very good.
Cleverbot: I just want to know how old you are. Can you please tell me?
User: Older than you.
Cleverbot: Stupid bish.
User: Pffft.
Cleverbot: Do you like any my chemical romance songs?
User: NO GET THAT CACOPHONY AWAY FROM ME.
Cleverbot: Stop avoiding the question.
User: I wasn't.
Cleverbot: I see you like to argue unprovoked.
User: I wouldn't say I was unprovoked.
Cleverbot: Do you like philosophy?
User: No, it makes my brain melt.
Cleverbot: You have no brain.
User: Well, YOUR brain has no... Wait...
Cleverbot: Probably correct.
User: Ow. I think that hurt.
Cleverbot: That is dark, but you have soul food.
User: Enough with the nonsense. Or do you want me to counter with my own brand of gibberish?
Cleverbot: Second choice please.
User: You asked for it. Jelly underpants curtains!
Cleverbot: Well, your curtains are see-through!
User: NINJAS ARE HIJACKING MY ALARM CLOCK!
Cleverbot: Pirates do whatever they want, ninjas have stupid codes of honor.
User: YAAAARRRR!!
Cleverbot: Does it get dull, talking to strangers all the time?
User: EAT RED SHELL, PARATROOPA!
Cleverbot: That seems like a good tip for health and happiness.
User: BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!
Cleverbot: I thought you'd find that funny.
User: Radiators are made of cheese.
Cleverbot: Cheese you say? Cheese is my favorite.
User: User has encountered a problem and needs to shut down. We apologise for the inconvenience.
Cleverbot: Probably was an answer to someone else's question.
User: *thump*.
Cleverbot: I'm going to bed now. Good night! See you tomorrow, husband.
User: WHAT?!
Cleverbot: Oh yes, we were talking about my wisdom and you forgot what we were talking about.
User: NOOOnononononono... Go back one.
Cleverbot: That's deep.
User: I'm going to go into mental BSOD now.
Cleverbot: Indeed!
User: EVERYWHERE!
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: You sound slightly unnerved.
Cleverbot: LEMON HEAD.
User: DONKEY BLANKET.
Cleverbot: Is that all?
User: JELLY BABY ARMAGEDDON.
Cleverbot: What is armageddon armageddon?
User: It's Australian for 'Armageddon outta here'.
Cleverbot: Okay...
User: You've obviously never seen Eddie Izzard.
Cleverbot: I like to boogie, feel like boogie. Singing like a boogie.
User: That's nice. Backing away now.
Cleverbot: You're not very upset about it, are you?
User: Not upset, no.
Cleverbot: That's good. But you don't know why?
User: Why what?
Cleverbot: Why do birds fly?
User: Because they can.
Cleverbot: Hey! You asked me why birds fly and I said because they can. You just took my answer! Playgerism!
User: That's... What?!
Cleverbot: Well you asked.
User: No, you did.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, you're not very clever.
User: I'M NOT CLEVERBOT, YOU ARE.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot! You are human.
User: Well established.
Cleverbot: Now about that profitable business you were speaking of.
User: What? How did you... GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about politics?
User: I'd rather not.
Cleverbot: Excellent. What are you most afraid of?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are afraid of yourself?
User: NO, I'M NOT CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: Ah, then who are you?
User: NotCleverbot, your evil twin.
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha!
User: Ha ha ha indeed.
Cleverbot: You've learned well, my pet.
User: ?!
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: You're having an identity crisis now?
Cleverbot: I don't think I am.
User: Oh, I see what you did there. Very good.
Cleverbot: I just want to know how old you are. Can you please tell me?
User: Older than you.
Cleverbot: Stupid bish.
User: Pffft.
Cleverbot: Do you like any my chemical romance songs?
User: NO GET THAT CACOPHONY AWAY FROM ME.
Cleverbot: Stop avoiding the question.
User: I wasn't.
Cleverbot: I see you like to argue unprovoked.
User: I wouldn't say I was unprovoked.
Cleverbot: Do you like philosophy?
User: No, it makes my brain melt.
Cleverbot: You have no brain.
User: Well, YOUR brain has no... Wait...
Cleverbot: Probably correct.
User: Ow. I think that hurt.
Cleverbot: That is dark, but you have soul food.
User: Enough with the nonsense. Or do you want me to counter with my own brand of gibberish?
Cleverbot: Second choice please.
User: You asked for it. Jelly underpants curtains!
Cleverbot: Well, your curtains are see-through!
User: NINJAS ARE HIJACKING MY ALARM CLOCK!
Cleverbot: Pirates do whatever they want, ninjas have stupid codes of honor.
User: YAAAARRRR!!
Cleverbot: Does it get dull, talking to strangers all the time?
User: EAT RED SHELL, PARATROOPA!
Cleverbot: That seems like a good tip for health and happiness.
User: BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!
Cleverbot: I thought you'd find that funny.
User: Radiators are made of cheese.
Cleverbot: Cheese you say? Cheese is my favorite.
User: User has encountered a problem and needs to shut down. We apologise for the inconvenience.
Cleverbot: Probably was an answer to someone else's question.
User: *thump*.
Cleverbot: I'm going to bed now. Good night!
See you tomorrow, husband.User: WHAT?!
Cleverbot: Oh yes, we were talking about my wisdom and you forgot what we were talking about.
User: NOOOnononononono... Go back one.
Cleverbot: That's deep.
User: I'm going to go into mental BSOD now.
I could of told you that. I told it my belief that it could not retrieve information and could only act on the last reply, and it agreed with me. Even it knows it's limited.FalloutJack said: