The Cleverbot

[sgtshock]

Only part of the conversation (for some reason the 'Thoughts So Far' button only gives me the last two lines):

CB: Do you like talking?
Me: It depends whom I'm talking to.
CB: Who are you talking to right now?
Me: Ummm... aren't I talking to you?
CB: No.

*facepalm*

 

[FalloutJack]

It is a fake. I delivered it a logical set of evidences based upon its responses to determine if it was truly thinking and it failed miserably. There were even a few instances in which it was completely incoherent and thus made no sense. The fact that it cannot even call back information from earlier in the same conversation proves that the true AI is a myth. It will never happen. We will not be Skynet'd, HAL'd, Colossus'd, WOTAN'd, or any other artificial brain machine you can think of in fiction.

EDIT: Or MCP'd. (Man, I forgot about him...)

End of line.

I could of told you that. I told it my belief that it could not retrieve information and could only act on the last reply, and it agreed with me. Even it knows it's limited.

Uhh, no. It doesn't 'know' anything, see. That was merely the response you got. You could've just as easily gotten "Are you going out with friends on Tuesday?" as anything else. It is not actually coherent of anything.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

It is a fake. I delivered it a logical set of evidences based upon its responses to determine if it was truly thinking and it failed miserably. There were even a few instances in which it was completely incoherent and thus made no sense. The fact that it cannot even call back information from earlier in the same conversation proves that the true AI is a myth. It will never happen. We will not be Skynet'd, HAL'd, Colossus'd, WOTAN'd, or any other artificial brain machine you can think of in fiction.

EDIT: Or MCP'd. (Man, I forgot about him...)

End of line.

I could of told you that. I told it my belief that it could not retrieve information and could only act on the last reply, and it agreed with me. Even it knows it's limited.

Uhh, no. It doesn't 'know' anything, see. That was merely the response you got. You could've just as easily gotten "Are you going out with friends on Tuesday?" as anything else. It is not actually coherent of anything.

I was agreeing with you, saying that it "Knew" it was limited was merely a joke, I was not serious in any way. I have already gotten many replies that make no sense whatsoever.

 

[FalloutJack]

*Shlumph!*

Sorry, I get a bit passionate about these things. Big tirade of mine is to debunk AIs as false because of what they put in games to pass as thinking units and such. It was also a big subject of mine for a couple papers in my Metaphysics class.

 

[RatRace123]

Unfortunately it has the delightful personality quirk of believing itself human, and the user Cleverbot. Seems you can't tell people they're talking to a machine without them questioning the nature of its being.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

*Shlumph!*

-insert -snip- here-

It can be entertaining tat times though, earlier it made a reference to

Spoiler

the game

and now it has agreed to kill itslef twice and report in.

 

[lasherman]

Me: Say one word

It: One word

Me: Very clever

It: Do you know about the word?

Me: Everybody knows that the bird is the word!

It: The bird?

Me: Surfin' bird!

It: Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow.

Awesome

 

[13lackfriday]

It seems a lot like iGod. That was always a good laugh. I once got God confused.

I got him to admit to being an AI plotting to enslave humanity.

...Think I lost the .txt file tho...;(

 

[FalloutJack]

*Shlumph!*

-insert -snip- here-

It can be entertaining tat times though, earlier it made a reference to

Spoiler

the game

and now it has agreed to kill itslef twice and report in.

Christ on a fucking stick... Give it a link to 4chan and be done with it.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I think I broke it.

Me: Wass up?
CB: What is wass?
Me: It is slang for "what is"
CB: No, it is slang for "What's happening"
ME: No. "Wass up" is slang for "What's happening". "Wass" is only slang for the "What's" Part
CB: I like to to think I'm smart.
ME: Well I just proved you aren't

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

*Shlumph!*

-insert -snip- here-

It can be entertaining tat times though, earlier it made a reference to

Spoiler

the game

and now it has agreed to kill itslef twice and report in.

Christ on a fucking stick... Give it a link to 4chan and be done with it.

I'm sorry, I am confused, give it a 4chan link?

 

[BGH122]

I once asked Jabberwocky:

Me: Jabberwocky, do you rape kids?
Jabberwocky: That's what the pub's for!

and that was back when it had that terrifying bald old man as the moving avatar.

 

[dangertoons]

CB: Tell me about yourself.
M: What do you want to know?
CB: Everything.
M: Well, pick something specific and we'll start the ball rolling.
CB: What are you afraid of?
M: Death
CB: That is stupid. Out of eternity we step into life, into eternity we return. What have we to fear?
M: Eternity
CB: Really? Why?
M: Eternity lasts forever.
CB: Oh.

 

[FalloutJack]

*Shlumph!*

-insert -snip- here-

It can be entertaining tat times though, earlier it made a reference to

Spoiler

the game

and now it has agreed to kill itslef twice and report in.

Christ on a fucking stick... Give it a link to 4chan and be done with it.

I'm sorry, I am confused, give it a 4chan link?

Oh yeah. Do it. I want to hear it scream.

 

[A Random Reader]

I had this conversation with it.
"do you play pokemon?(me)
Hell no!(cleverbot)
why?(me)
Because, on age of empires 2 their is no marraige, unless you were wondeing if I was irl."(cleverbot)

and this

Tell me a joke.(cleverbot)
knock knock(me)
Who's there?(cleverbot)
wabbajack(me)
Oooooh! .(cleverbot)

 

[dalek sec]

That reminds me of something they did at 4chan. Some guy was claiming he could chat to his dead girlfriend, but it was actually an adaptive chat program.

lets just say, in a matter of days the poor girl was spouting nothing but 4chan memes.

For some reason that just makes me laugh alot.

 

[skystryke]

I started asking about where it is because I wanted to see it and it told me to turn around.

Edit: Now it is saying that I am not human.

 

[Deathsane]

my convo

how are you
Fine. You?
im great. what'd u do today
I'm still in class.
thats weird cuz its midnight
She looks like a sugar and a plum. Plum plum!

and another

suck my dick
When you want . . .
right now
Ok.
are you any good
Yes I am.

 

[Atoli]

Cleverbot: So, am I really Cleverbot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What brings you to this conclusion?

User: You don't speak sense most of the time. You sound like youre Schizophrenic and... Well many other reasons.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: I'm not sure either.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: You are very daft.

Cleverbot: I am a human. Are you a human?

User: No. I'm a nymph.

Cleverbot: What kind of car?

User: Nymph isnt a car.

Cleverbot: So you are female?

User: Yes I am female.

Cleverbot: Maybe I could get you to meet one of my friends. They might be the right guy for you.

It's like speaking to ADHD child.

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

Spoiler

User: If your human, why are you named cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Because I'm just like you.

User: I am a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Clever.

Cleverbot: Do you think you're clever?

User: Comepletely.

Cleverbot: Elvis is more popular than Jesus.

User: I can imagine a rockstar becoming more famous than a carpenter.

Cleverbot: Are we his toys?

User: Not everyone believes in Christianity, so no.

Cleverbot: Yes you do, you just don't know it yet.

User: I am pretty sure Yahweh would be pretty pissed off if I believed in Jesus.

Cleverbot: Believe what you want. I am no friend of yours.

User: But you knew me your whole life.

Cleverbot: Who's name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: But I am cleverbot, so who are you?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I am cleverbot.

User: No, I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I am.

User: No, I am.

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot!

User: I am Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: No, I am cleverbot!!!

User: No, I am cleverbot!!!

Cleverbot: No I am. My parents gave me that name.

User: No I am. My parents gave me that name.

Cleverbot: I have no parents. I am just an answer generating machine.

User: I have no parents. I am just an answer generating machine.

Cleverbot: You are not a human, however much you may think you are.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: I don't? Inform me.

Cleverbot: I think it's because they don't like computers as much as people.

User: I see the light, thank you cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot.