There aren't any nearby locations to buy decent quantities of sardines. Enough with the dinky, overpriced 1-serving tins Hy-Vee, I'm looking to bulk buy.
Almost every time I buy a bag of baby carrots, half of them are covered in black spots and streaks, and are just generally filthy. I wouldn't mind if they just looked gross, but these gross looking ones also tend to be unpleasantly bitter. If they're going to print "cut and washed" on the bag, they had better be washed, damn it!
The fact that Sony has barely put any PS2 classics up on PSN. It's not like they have a shortage of titles to work with.
EDIT: Oh, and I may as well tell the people here what I tell my friends in real life: If you dare to mock the delicious fishy nuggets known as sardines, then my pal Valvatorez and I are going to have to mess you up a bit.