The "Complain About Minor Inconveniences" Topic

[Nuuu]

I hate when my brother and his friends don't put the console games back in there cases or at least the cases back in the place they go. Stop wondering why you can't find games or how games got scratched when you can't even take care of them in the first place.

 

[Lunatic High]

Oh christ this should be good.

I dunno bout the rest of you but I FUCKING. FUCKING. FUCKING. hate: being addressed by strangers as
GUY - "hey guy" *massages tearducts with index finger and thumb* not even friends are exempt
Bro - I ain't yer damn brother
Sir - don't stoop below me, we are equal
Boss - Just don't like it
dude - don't know why
online is one thing but in person it just bugs the shit outta me

I dislike them because I don't like being compelled into friendly with someone who hasn't earned it, don't get me wrong its very easy to earn

Also when people pay for 1.50 coffee with a VISA or buy cigarettes with rolled change (if you can't afford to smoke don't smoke gohmer)better yet save your change

People who NEVER EVER USE SIGNALS while driving even if I'm walking I once accosted a guy for this when he almost ran me over crossing the street at a crosswalk all I hear is the screech of tires and he looks all pissed at me and flaps his arms at me you know how I know he didn't siganl? Cause I look both ways because when it comes to man vs vehicle ALWAYS bet on the vehicle

REALLY fat chicks that wear tube tops/hot pants sometimes both the greatest sin mankind has achieved is making them in XXL who ever first thought of that should be strangled in front of their children

you know what the list goes on and on depending on my state of mind which are many simultaneously some of the time so I'll quit here.

EDIT Also when people don't change the toilet paper roll and I gotta do the duck walk accross the fucking bathroom pretty sure that one is unviersal.

 

[Lunatic High]

Anyone who says thank you or goodbye more than once. Unless they mean it.

Anyone who asks "How's it going?", unless they really want to know.

Also these two I shall have a shot to your name next time I'm at the bar

 

[mionic]

Minutes later I got sneak attacked by a spider, I think it fell from the ceiling. I'm not scared of spiders but I was surprised so I again flapped like a lunatic.

Excuse me while this arachnophobic right here sits in the corner of his room screaming and flailing with an umbrella for a couple of minutes.

OT: Everywhere I can get ramen is closed at night, I am thus always out of ramen at night, and I am always in the damn mood for Darwin be damned ramen at night!

 

[AnarchistFish]

People walking too slowly?

Oh FFS, get the hell out of the way people! And then they stop in the middle of the god damned hallway to talk on their cellphone, or in the middle of the isle to read product labels on the shelves. You're a detriment to society! Some of us are on a schedule, have longer legs or prefer efficiency in our lives. It's not to hard to take one god damned tiny little step to the side and let people by you. But no, being to close to the walls causes great stress, or some bullshit answer.

Just had to deal with several airports over the weekend and had to deal with this shit.

It's worse when there's several of them and they're walking in a synchronised row with just enough space between them that you just about can't squeeze through them.

OT: All the comments in any thread about dubstep on this site. Every time I see a thread title on the topic I think "Oh fuck, here we go again".

 

[gertmenkel]

Dog poop. Sidewalk. That's all I have to say.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

I'm Pissed about the Forum's Health Meter... it needs to be way longer.

 

[AnarchistFish]

People who press the stop button on the bus just as its pulling away from the previous bus stop.

Lol what's wrong with that?

Actually that reminds me of something that really pisses me off. When people press the button at traffic lights to cross the road, and then cross the road before the light goes red. So then all the traffic has to stop for absolutely no one to cross. God I fucking hate it when people do that.

 

[Able Seacat]

People who chew too loud.

Spoiler

It's well known that people who chew too loud will be crushed by heavy falling objects.

 

[Able Seacat]

the dipshit who dropped litter on the ground 10 feet from a rubbish bin

Definitely, that really gets on my nerves, it's soooo bloody lazy and disrespectful.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Ever get those packets of ham from Tesco? They say "peel here" acting all inviting but it its completely STUCK DOWN, how the fuck am I supposed to peel that? Why didn't you leave me a little flap to grab hold off?

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Traffic lights don't have any blue! Blue is a colour I like better than red/yellow/green. Why is there no blue?

 

[Jedamethis]

Fucking weather man. Needs to get it's shit together and stop being so bloody indecisive. Rain or Sun! Pick! Fuck's sake!

 

[The_Waspman]

people who get on escalators and then stop. They're still stairs, goddammit. Move your lazy ass.

This. Oh so fucking much this. Most specifically when they get off at the top of the escalator and just stand there. People behind you, moron, get out of the fucking way. As an extension, the fact that I seem to be the only mother fucker where I live who has any fucking sense of spatial awareness. Why is it that everyone else seems to be completely unaware of anything that isn't in the six foot space directly in front of them?

Buggies. Mother fucking baby buggies. Here's a hint, why not try carrying your child, because from the looks of things you could certainly use the fucking exercise, instead of pushing them around in a pushchair the same size as a mother fucking tank. Oh wait, whats that? You're too busy chatting with your chavvy mates in fucking doorways to hear me?

GTFO.

/rant

 

[Sacman]

My skin is all dry... it makes my scalp flake... but I don't want to wash my hair everyday... and I don't want to wear my hair up... so it looks like I'm stuck with flakes in my hair...<.<

 

[Lionsfan]

That I can't watch the next season of Futurama on netflix as it's put on the air instead of having to wait until the end of the season.

The fact that my dog won't listen to me and stay off the bed!

And the knowledge that as soon as I finish getting dressed and typing out this post I must feed all the animals and go out to get dinner. I don't want to. I want to go back to sleep.

I don't think you're missing any anything. Which is my first world problem; that after a 8 year gap, the new Futurama just isn't that good

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

There aren't any nearby locations to buy decent quantities of sardines. Enough with the dinky, overpriced 1-serving tins Hy-Vee, I'm looking to bulk buy.

Almost every time I buy a bag of baby carrots, half of them are covered in black spots and streaks, and are just generally filthy. I wouldn't mind if they just looked gross, but these gross looking ones also tend to be unpleasantly bitter. If they're going to print "cut and washed" on the bag, they had better be washed, damn it!

The fact that Sony has barely put any PS2 classics up on PSN. It's not like they have a shortage of titles to work with.

EDIT: Oh, and I may as well tell the people here what I tell my friends in real life: If you dare to mock the delicious fishy nuggets known as sardines, then my pal Valvatorez and I are going to have to mess you up a bit.

 

[TheFunPolice]

I strongly dislike the current price of Cherries today...TOO MUCH, MAN! TOO, DAMN MUCH!

I also find peeling Oranges to be incredibly boring and pointless, I JUST WANT TO EAT! WHY DOES SO MUCH EFFORT HAVE TO BE USED JUST TO ENJOY SUCH A SIMPLE FRUIT?!?! (I have really short fingernails..)

So yeah...I don't really have many problems...

 

[AndyRock]

Not having enough money to live in Sheffield for the summer even though I'm already paying rent on a property, so I have to live at home with my parents, I really should just go and get a job (if it were that easy).