The Conspiracy Theory Game

[Birras]

the ghost of Stalin so that he might return to life so he can...

 

[Baldrek]

Infiltrate the United States and run for president, with the slogan...

 

[aussiesniper]

"Free Vodka!"...

 

[Lord Krunk]

The Russian aliens would jump out of their human suits and dance all night, in an event called...

 

[Ultrajoe]

The Happening...

 

[Lord Krunk]

And Moscow would be shivering with the screams of the former Soviet leaders and Tsars (Same thing), as they transform into...

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Bottles of poisoned vodka to be endorsed on reality TV so that people will buy it and die causing their corpses to rise from the dead and...

 

[Dinnj]

Read consumer magasines, causing nearby passers by to be frightened, which would cause them to...

 

[John Galt]

form a doomsday cult devoted two a half-man...

 

[Dinnj]

Half otter, who would thaw out from a glacier, and swim to the doomsday cult, to...

 

[Birras]

Take thier money so he can afford...

 

[Dinnj]

A hypnomodularator, which...

 

[7dollarbill]

Would lead to the second coming of MANBEARPIG! This would cause...

 

[Dinnj]

Innocent children being drowned in caves across the world, out of the caves emereges...

 

[Spartan Bannana]

A group of producers making a reality TV show about it all, endorsing the whole thing and making it seem okay, then thousands of people...

 

[the monopoly guy]

buy hte merchandising off the show, which is filled wiht subliminal messages tell them to buy more stuff, and too...

 

[Dinnj]

Stop watching reality TV, because it makes people playing forum games bored, so instead they...

 

[snowpenguin55]

devote all thier time to building a space colony on...

 

[Dinnj]

Pluto, but then the illuminati...

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...destroy everything yet again, for the simple reason that they are...