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PedroSteckecilo

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...of being forced to drink nothing but blood by the great red cross cartel, which started way back in...
 

PedroSteckecilo

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... the reanimated corpse of Julius Caesar, brought back to life specifically to conquor britain, the reason being...
 

Johnn Johnston

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...he just wanted to control Scotland - he only got England, but he wanted to know if he could see a haggis in the wild plains, which co-incidently is where you will find yourself as you...
 

7dollarbill

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That it was all just a simulation run by an advanced computerized race feeding off of your body heat in order to hide the true facts of life which...
 

Spartan Bannana

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were that hordes of machines led by 7dollarbill's avatar (Badass by the way) had taken over the world through use of brainwashing by way of (MUST RESIST...GAH) reality TV, which then caused everyone to...
 

Spartan Bannana

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Kramer does an awful standup comedy routine and is forced to turn to (No, I won't let you...GAHHHH IT'S THE FINGERS I CAN'T HELP IT) reality TV to survive, meanwhile Seinfeld...
 

Spartan Bannana

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Make an awful movie about how bees are people too, which in turn (NO, NOOOOO,PLEEEEAAASSSE, I WON'T DO IT YOU CAN'T MAKE ME, GAAAAHHHH) spawns a reality TV show, which in turn...

Also Gault, Congratulations on going Gonzo
 

7dollarbill

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The zombie of Don knots rise from his grave, hungering for the flesh of small children, Zombie Knots then...
 

Spartan Bannana

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Has Donny Most rise from the mist in a blueberry patch, so that they may...

Bonus TV points to anyone who guesses where this reference is from.
 

Spartan Bannana

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A crappy {NO,NOOOOOOOOOOOO) reality TV show where zombie Hitler, Don Knots, Donny most, and the Quaker Oats guy all move into a house together causing...