The Corrupted Wish Game

[SSoSFAGTiaCaGwaP]

In this game, one person posts a wish and the next one corrupts it, then makes their own.

Person 1: I wish for a taco
Person 2: It is made of TNT and blows you up. I wish for a car.
Person 3: It's brakes fail and it's steering locks and you drive off a cliff. I wish for a cake...
Etc.

I wish for a decent computer.

 

[Swny Nerdgasm]

In this game, one person posts a wish and the next one corrupts it, then makes their own.

Person 1: I wish for a taco
Person 2: It is made of TNT and blows you up. I wish for a car.
Person 3: It's brakes fail and it's steering locks and you drive off a cliff. I wish for a cake...
Etc.

I wish for a decent computer.

You receive Skynet. I wish for a turkey sandwich, but one that's not too dry

 

[An Inferior]

I wish for a turkey sandwich, but one that's not too dry

The bread is soggy. The turkey is moldy.

I wish for a lot of money.

 

[edudogel]

I wish for a turkey sandwich, but one that's not too dry

The bread is soggy. The turkey is moldy.

I wish for a lot of money.

The money is fake.
i wish for an uncorrupted wish

 

[Valagetti]

I wish for a turkey sandwich, but one that's not too dry

The bread is soggy. The turkey is moldy.

I wish for a lot of money.

The money is fake.
i wish for an uncorrupted wish

Your wish is double corrupted, therefore two wrongs make a right, oohh I screwed this up didn't I?

I wish Duke Nukem wasn't shit.

 

[Drakmeire]

Duke Nukem is now piss.
I wish to be able to fly.

 

[Kune35]

You fly too close to the sun and the wax melts off your wings.

I wish I wasn't bald.

 

[Lightning Delight]

Duke Nukem is now piss.
I wish to be able to fly.

You are now a ladybug.

I wish I had a puppy.

 

[Eumersian]

Not only does this belong in the Forum Games, but it's a repeat thread. Sorry. D:

 

[Kune35]

Duke Nukem is now piss.
I wish to be able to fly.

You are now a ladybug.

I wish I had a puppy.

Dude, 2 posts too late. Gotta be fast with this shit.

 

[Mr.Numbers]

You are able to fly, but your ability disappears whenever you reach an altitude exceeding 50 metres. Also you are not told of this fact. Also you cannot restart your flying powers until you reach ground level again.

Something tells me you'll reach it very quickly, one way or the other.


I wish for the ability to make perfect arguments that could influence the minds of even the most Westborough of Baptists, and the most Skinheaded of Nazi's.

 

[Dolos]

they are now even more hateful.... good job

i wish for apple juice

 

[Kune35]

You are able to fly, but your ability disappears whenever you reach an altitude exceeding 50 metres. Also you are not told of this fact. Also you cannot restart your flying powers until you reach ground level again.

Something tells me you'll reach it very quickly, one way or the other.


I wish for the ability to make perfect arguments that could influence the minds of even the most Westborough of Baptists, and the most Skinheaded of Nazi's.

You try too hard. Also, you're not funny. Also, I'm sure you know this but continue trying for some reason. Also, 4 posts too late.

 

[thecourtlibrarian]

You get grape juice.

I wish for a cool hat. Like Graham's.

(this is for the post above mine, obvs )

Wait. Also also, I jumped it at the wrong time. Ignore meee.

 

[Kune35]

they are now even more hateful.... good job

i wish for apple juice

We're technically on "I wish I wasn't bald".

 

[Mr.Numbers]

they are now even more hateful.... good job

i wish for apple juice

We're technically on "I wish I wasn't bald".

I wish this thread would slow down...

Not actual wish, but this seems to keep happening.

 

[Kune35]

You get grape juice.

I wish for a cool hat. Like Graham's.

Wow, you guys really suck at this game.

1. You have to corrupt their wish, not simply swap it for something else. What is wrong WITH the apple juice?
2. Nobody seems able to clue into the fact you're going out of order.

Screw this thread, you ruined it for me. Good night.

 

[Spartan448]

Your hair is made of uranium and you die of radiation poisioning.

I wish that the 1.8 update of Minecraft would come out already!

 

[zombiejoe]

You get grape juice.

I wish for a cool hat. Like Graham's.

(this is for the post above mine, obvs )

The hat is so fancy that you get robbed and beaten, and you loose the hat.

I wish to do whatever I want whenever I want with no negative repercussions, no matter how strange it might be.

 

[thecourtlibrarian]

You do realize you're on The Escapist, right? With HOW MUCH traffic? Go start a FB message with some friends and have a better time. (Suppose to be for Kune. I was trying to have fun for once on the forums and look what happened. Boo.)