The Corrupted Wish Game

[Pandabearparade]

Granted, you get to hug a giant spiky ball which I just named Fluttershy.

I wish I could read minds.

You now read everyone's mind, even if you don't want to.. and you get graphic visuals of their dirtiest fantasies.

I wish for ten gold bars weighing fifty pounds each to magically appear on my bed.

 

[SD-Fiend]

granted you can now read minds but only when you yell I AM READING YOUR MIND!!!!

I wish my teams from pokemon were real and they would never harm me and are loyal to me regardless of my current number of badges

 

[SSoSFAGTiaCaGwaP]

Granted, you get to hug a giant spiky ball which I just named Fluttershy.

I wish I could read minds.

You now read everyone's mind, even if you don' want to.. and you get graphic visuals of their dirtiest fantasies.

I wish for ten gold bars weighing fifty pounds each to magically appear on my bed.

Granted, but you get them while you're IN your bed, so you die from them crushing you.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[SD-Fiend]

Granted, you get to hug a giant spiky ball which I just named Fluttershy.

I wish I could read minds.

You now read everyone's mind, even if you don' want to.. and you get graphic visuals of their dirtiest fantasies.

I wish for ten gold bars weighing fifty pounds each to magically appear on my bed.

granted it appears above you while your laying in bed

 

[NellNell]

granted you can now read minds but only when you yell I AM READING YOUR MIND!!!!

I wish my teams from pokemon were real and they would never harm me and are loyal to me regardless of my current number of badges

You and your Pokemon have lots of fun, then they all die in a horrific accident.

I wish I had a real life Portal Gun and Long Fall Boots.

 

[SSoSFAGTiaCaGwaP]

EDIT: Dumb thirteen year old me wrote dumb thirteen year old stuff on the internet. So it goes.

 

[HexGamer]

Granted, you get to hug a giant spiky ball which I just named Fluttershy.

I wish I could read minds.

You now read everyone's mind, even if you don' want to.. and you get graphic visuals of their dirtiest fantasies.

I wish for ten gold bars weighing fifty pounds each to magically appear on my bed.

Granted, but you are now under suspicion of stealing them.

I wish I had a new car.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

granted you can now read minds but only when you yell I AM READING YOUR MIND!!!!

I wish my teams from pokemon were real and they would never harm me and are loyal to me regardless of my current number of badges

You and your Pokemon have lots of fun, then they all die in a horrific accident.

I wish I had a real life Portal Gun and Long Fall Boots.

Granted, but one Portal is permanently stuck to the side of an asteroid. And the boots...are Chell's size, don't fit you, and won't come off.

I wish for a TARDIS. (Look it up)

 

[Infernai]

granted you can now read minds but only when you yell I AM READING YOUR MIND!!!!

I wish my teams from pokemon were real and they would never harm me and are loyal to me regardless of my current number of badges

You and your Pokemon have lots of fun, then they all die in a horrific accident.

I wish I had a real life Portal Gun and Long Fall Boots.

Granted, but one Portal is permanently stuck to the side of an asteroid. And the boots...are Chell's size, don't fit you, and won't come off.

I wish for a TARDIS. (Look it up)

Granted, but it can only travel between the end of the universe and right here right now.

I wish for a lightsaber

 

[Stuntcrab]

granted you can now read minds but only when you yell I AM READING YOUR MIND!!!!

I wish my teams from pokemon were real and they would never harm me and are loyal to me regardless of my current number of badges

You and your Pokemon have lots of fun, then they all die in a horrific accident.

I wish I had a real life Portal Gun and Long Fall Boots.

Granted, but one Portal is permanently stuck to the side of an asteroid. And the boots...are Chell's size, don't fit you, and won't come off.

I wish for a TARDIS. (Look it up)

Granted, but it can only travel between the end of the universe and right here right now.

I wish for a lightsaber

You cut your arm off.

Humanity is corrupt it must be controlled

 

[conflictofinterests]

As soon as it arrives it gets hit by a semi and is totaled.

The human race is corrupt, I wish for it to be controlled (STALKER referance :>)

Hitler is resurrected for just that purpose

I wish for a complete pokedex.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but it can only travel between the end of the universe and right here right now.

I wish for a portal gun

Hell, it worked for the Master. And you blatantly stole your wish from the last guy, so now I have to corrupt the same wish twice.

Um....Granted, but all the things that Glados warns you about as possible side effects of using the Portal gun actually happen to you.

I wish I was playing Skyrim right now and IT DIDN'T SUCK. (Nice try)

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but it crashes.

I wish there were less misognyists on the web.

 

[Stuntcrab]

Granted, the human race is controlled... by a race of vulture people who are even MORE corrupt.

I wish there were less woman hating sexists on the web and more smiles.

More people now hate homosexuals. World war 3 is then started because of that.

I wish for a orange string

 

[Littlee300]

You now read everyone's mind, even if you don' want to.. and you get graphic visuals of their dirtiest fantasies.

I wish for ten gold bars weighing fifty pounds each to magically appear on my bed.

Granted, but you are now under suspicion of stealing them.

I wish I had a new car.

The human race is corrupt, I wish for it to be controlled (STALKER referance :>)

The human race is now controlled by a AI invented by a corrupted conspiracy group. However a artificial human combines himself with the AI making it more fair. (another reference :>)

I wish that I wouldn't get videos of the biggest rip off Youtube series which was sued and cancelled because it was such a rip off called deus ex machina so I can see deus ex machina, the video game, endngs!
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Edit: I am slow

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Granted, but it crashes.

I wish there were less misognyists on the web.

Granted, but now they're on your front porch

I wish I had a better wish to wish

 

[mysecondlife]

Granted, but it can only travel between the end of the universe and right here right now.

I wish for a portal gun

Hell, it worked for the Master. And you blatantly stole your wish from the last guy, so now I have to corrupt the same wish twice.

Um....Granted, but all the things that Glados warns you about as possible side effects of using the Portal gun actually happen to you.

I wish I was playing Skyrim right now and IT DIDN'T SUCK. (Nice try)

you get so absorbed into it that you basically play it until you die without doing anything else.

I wish my toilet would clean itself

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

As soon as it arrives it gets hit by a semi and is totaled.

The human race is corrupt, I wish for it to be controlled (STALKER referance :>)

Hitler is resurrected for just that purpose

I wish for a complete pokedex.

Damn. Ninjas. In fact, someone is probably already ninja-ing me as I type, making this sentence....wait for it...entirely pointless.

Anyway...Granted, but it involves ALL possible information about the Pokemon.

ALL. POSSIBLE. INFORMATION. This includes Rule 34 related content. Good luck!

I wish this post wouldn't show up right underneath my last post.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but it crashes.

I wish there were less misognyists on the web.

Granted, but now they're on your front porch

I wish I had a better wish to wish

Granted, you wish you wish you hadn't killed that fish.

I wish I could sleep with Catwoman.

 

[Stuntcrab]

Granted, but it crashes.

I wish there were less misognyists on the web.

Granted, but now they're on your front porch

I wish I had a better wish to wish

Granted, you wish you wish you hadn't killed that fish.

I wish I could sleep with Catwoman.

She has a penis

I wish for EA to go and die.