The Corrupted Wish Game

[conflictofinterests]

Granted, you get to hug a giant spiky ball which I just named Fluttershy.

I wish I could read minds.

You now read everyone's mind, even if you don't want to.. and you get graphic visuals of their dirtiest fantasies.

I wish for ten gold bars weighing fifty pounds each to magically appear on my bed.

That's too fucking easy, and therefore I must find a Rube Goldbergian method of corrupting it.

Aside from your now rather worn mattress, you are unharmed by the windfall of gold. However, when you take the gold to whatever place you choose to cash it, they discover the bodies of small children inside each of the bars (they knew something fishy was up when the bars were considerably lighter than expected for the size of said bars. You are sent to jail for their murders because you cannot come up with a legitimate explanation of how they came to be in your possession, and the children just happen to have disappeared from places in times you could be a legitimate suspect for.

 

[Vrex360]

She has a penis

Well... it's better then her being played by Halle Berry.

I wish for EA to go and die.

Granted, but in wake of EA's death, every other game company in the world adopts the same business model and mindset of EA.

I wish I could sleep with a penisless Catwoman who isn't played by Halle Berry. Maybe Michelle Pfifer back in 1992.

 

[conflictofinterests]

As soon as it arrives it gets hit by a semi and is totaled.

The human race is corrupt, I wish for it to be controlled (STALKER referance :>)

Hitler is resurrected for just that purpose

I wish for a complete pokedex.

Damn. Ninjas. In fact, someone is probably already ninja-ing me as I type, making this sentence....wait for it...entirely pointless.

Anyway...Granted, but it involves ALL possible information about the Pokemon.

ALL. POSSIBLE. INFORMATION. This includes Rule 34 related content. Good luck!

I wish this post wouldn't show up right underneath my last post.

Is that something I don't want? I don't see the problem here. ;D

 

[The_Evermind]

I wish my toilet would clean itself

your toilet seat is made now of molten rock. nothing cleans better than 1300 degrees.
i wish for a space exploration combat ship.

Granted but all of the ships are being used to bombard Earth

I wish for a jetpack.

 

[conflictofinterests]

She has a penis

Well... it's better then her being played by Halle Berry.

I wish for EA to go and die.

Granted, but in wake of EA's death, every other game company in the world adopts the same business model and mindset of EA.

I wish I could sleep with a penisless Catwoman who isn't played by Halle Berry. Maybe Michelle Pfifer back in 1992.

Granted, Michelle Pfifer is stricken with Vagina Dentata.

I wish I could figure out what to do with this damn textbook I printed out of assignments from a class last semester x_X

 

[Infernai]

Spoiler: freaking ninja infestation.

Congratulations. They got over the motion control hassle. The problem is, now they're trying to implement fatally buggy neural interface.

Congratulations, it is done. Unfortunately, that 250th post gets you permabanned.

I wish I had a Cintiq.

Granted, but it explodes after the first use.

I wish i had a pet dragon.

 

[Meet the Pyro]

[\quote]

Granted, but it explodes after the first use.

I wish i had a pet dragon.[/quote]
It eats you, you dolt.

I wish I was good at TF2.

 

[conflictofinterests]

Spoiler: freaking ninja infestation.

Congratulations. They got over the motion control hassle. The problem is, now they're trying to implement fatally buggy neural interface.

Congratulations, it is done. Unfortunately, that 250th post gets you permabanned.

I wish I had a Cintiq.

Granted, but it explodes after the first use.

I wish i had a pet dragon.

It eats you... Wait a minute... Are you into vore? In which case it would instead cost you a fortune in property damage.

I wish I had a job.

 

[The_Evermind]

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i wish i could f**k the hell out of anna simon.

Granted demons appear from behind her and devour you both.

I wish for a tasty free meal.

 

[conflictofinterests]

[\quote]

Granted, but it explodes after the first use.

I wish i had a pet dragon.

It eats you, you dolt.

I wish I was good at TF2.[/quote]
You are doomed to forever play as pyro.

Because you can always use more fire.

I wish the servers for League of Legends weren't so shitty.

 

[Infernai]

Spoiler: freaking ninja infestation.

Congratulations. They got over the motion control hassle. The problem is, now they're trying to implement fatally buggy neural interface.

Congratulations, it is done. Unfortunately, that 250th post gets you permabanned.

I wish I had a Cintiq.

Granted, but it explodes after the first use.

I wish i had a pet dragon.

It eats you... Wait a minute... Are you into vore? In which case it would instead cost you a fortune in property damage.

I wish I had a job.

No, I'm not into vore..

Granted, you are now a prostitute.

I wish i was a sorceror.

 

[Vrex360]

I wish I could figure out what to do with this damn textbook I printed out of assignments from a class last semester x_X

You do, unfortunatley the text is completely plagarized from an original source and you get terrible marks.

I wish that there was no more anger or negativity on the internet, only hugs.

 

[The_Evermind]

I wish I could figure out what to do with this damn textbook I printed out of assignments from a class last semester x_X

You do, unfortunatley the text is completely plagarized from an original source and you get terrible marks.

I wish that there was no more anger or negativity on the internet, only hugs.

hugs and brains. zombie viruses can travel now through the internetz.

a wish. hmm. i wish for a huge castle made of ambrosia/food of the gods/jell-O

The castle melts and you drown in it.

I wish for all the games on steam.

 

[SSoSFAGTiaCaGwaP]

I wish I could figure out what to do with this damn textbook I printed out of assignments from a class last semester x_X

You do, unfortunatley the text is completely plagarized from an original source and you get terrible marks.

I wish that there was no more anger or negativity on the internet, only hugs.

hugs and brains. zombie viruses can travel now through the internetz.

a wish. hmm. i wish for a huge castle made of ambrosia/food of the gods/jell-O

The castle melts and you drown in it.

I wish for all the games on steam.

I'll probably be ninja'd. I'll try anyway.

Granted, but you play and play and never have a social life and are doomed to live in your parents basement forever.

I wish for infinite wishes.