The Counterpoint to you?

[Emeli]

Wow, my opposite. What an interesting creature she'd be.

Well, physically she'd be skinny but plain, with well behaved blonde hair and a fake tan. She'd wear jewelry and have long, well groomed nails.

She wouldn't be very smart and would have no sense of humour, but she'd relate easily to people and make friends at the drop of a hat. She'd be very religious, and have strict thoughts of homosexuality and premarital sex, but at the heart of it she would care more about upholding rules than being a good person. She'd come from a small family.

She'd love sports, be healthy and active. She'd have a really specific taste in music and movies, love chick flicks and country music. She'd probably love school, too.

 

[Kollega]

He would be like extremely buff and stupid version of MaxTheReaper.

 

[Custard_Angel]

I'd be looking at my girlfriend... Only she'd be blonde and into cats. Seriously:

I'm male... She's female (phew).
I'm on the thin side of average... She's on the larger side of average.
I'm on the tall side of average... She's on the short side of average.
I'm brunette... She's... also brunette.
I'm studying Pharmaceutical Science... She's studying Arts/Media.
I'm introverted... She's extraverted.
I'm into computers... She's into people.
I'm into British comedy... She's into American drama.
I can drink large amounts of alcohol... She can't drink more than 2 without reaching the tipsy stage.
I'm a PC... She's a Mac (literally... She bought a Macbook for her uni work... At first I was like... But then I...).
I love dogs... She loves dogs.
I wear my jeans repeatedly... She takes pride in physical appearance, planning what to wear and basing her outfit on the people present at any event.
I enjoy my couch... She would love to be more active (we sometimes compromise by being active on the couch OH YEAH I TOTALLY WENT THERE).

How we're together at all is a mystery and a series of incidents too baffling to be described. All I know is that we've been together 2 years now and I wouldn't trade her for the cure for cancer. Screw the world. I love her.

 

[Kiutu]

Jack Thompson.

 

[Custard_Angel]

OH GOD HOW DID THIS GET HERE I'M NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER

 

[RanD00M]

A short,thin,peppy,non gaming,metal hating female.

 

[garjian]

im the EXACT opposite of the steriotypical blonde-american-*****-with-a-rich-father... except she would like metal... rather than whatever they actually like :|

opposites certainly do not attract...

also... whats the opposite of bisexual?


ok... so there's a few holes...

 

[Sigel]

A tall bony blonde with dark eyes who is very snarky and impolite. She would hate animals, but love children. She would not be able to draw stick figures, but she would be very good at sports. She would be an awful cook, but her clothing would be very now and in style. She would not be patient at all, and would also have a horrible memory.

 

[Vrex360]

also... whats the opposite of bisexual?

The term is 'asexual'

 

[Ultress]

i'd be an illiterate pop music loving chick who'd wear pink, never listen to metal music and would detest horror/gore movies... *shudder* what a nightmare!!

Pretty much this except I'd love horror/gore movies.

 

[Supraliminal]

An alcoholic ex priest hobo , who is filthy rich.

Isn't that weird.

 

[DoW Lowen]

Ever seen Idiocracy...?

Yeah President Kamacho, on top of that he's also black so that's quite the opposite of me.

Why does this remind me of Seinfield?

 

[ragestreet]

He'd be a valuable member of society and probably mexican.

 

[gentleben]

Anime loving, fake sword owning, motivated, diurnal, probably studying something pointless like arts, and a monoglot.

 

[r3lix]

He would be good looking and unhappy with who he is, No true friends and maybe suicidal. God! this thread makes me love...Me! *hugs self*

 

[Asciotes]

I don't want to think about it. That person wouldn't want to rock climb.

 

[Spitfire175]

An illiterate anime fangirl. Who is fat, wears white, has no idea how a firearm works, loves communism, environmentalists, hates cars, has no idea what a computer is, has never been to school and doesn't know enough about history to tell what happened yesterday. She'd also hate metal, rock and classical, hype Japan, detest classical literature, hate the UK. And on top of that be a creationist christian who loves circular logic.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Tall, skinny, confident, arrogant, willing to listen to more than three seconds of so-called "club anthems" completely sober, overly emotional, prone to relying on "your mum" or "that's what she said", motivated, unable to tell a piano from a tuba, enthusiastic about sports and extremely vocal about her hatred of ZP and Unskippable.
With either really short hair or none at all.

Also, my antithesis wouldn't be here with all you lovely people.

 

[space_oddity]

The short answer? Andy Dick.

 

[traceur_]

He'd be tall, strong and slow, he'd be of slightly below average intelligence but he'd think a lot, he'd give a damn about the politics and the world, he'd love movies and music, he'd be a people person, he'd love parties and be a hit with the ladies. He'd also love cars and know a lot about guns, he'd love star trek and star wars and he'd be a noisy, honest person. He'd also love poetry, romance and classic literature, he'd think about his place in the world and spend all day reading philosophy.

In short: A total, time-wasting dick.