The Counterpoint to you?

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Biosophilogical

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He'd be a stupid moronic individual who considered high-level amthematics to actually be highly useful and would also enjoy alcohol and mad parties. He would do drugs and never read books or play video games. He would be totally ripped and have copious amounts of sex and be fifteen years away from death. Oh and he would be a girl and like anime and sports like rugby (I hate rugby BTW)
 

SharPhoe

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MaxTheReaper said:
Hum...

Well, I guess he'd be black, overweight or underweight, freakishly tall or freakishly short, polite, loving, kind, emotional, he'd hate books, love sports, dress poorly, be unintelligent and modest, think of others before himself, he'd be unfunny, abhor violence, and he'd love sex.
Oh, and I suppose he would also probably be gay and slutty.

...Yeah...
11 out of 19... I come way too close for comfort on that one.
 

RavingPenguin

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She'd be completely average, as the opposite of the middle groud is, well, still the middle ground.
 

SharPhoe

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MaxTheReaper said:
SharPhoe said:
11 out of 19... I come way too close for comfort on that one.
Yeah...
When I realized that he was both black and gay, I will admit I thought of you for a moment.
Then I thought of muffins.
...I'm eating a muffin right now. No lie.
Now stop spying on me.
 

theultimateend

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Vrex360 said:
Okay this was a thread made at pure random but with all the threads made about personal reflection over the last few days I decided to make this thread on a sheer gambit. Here's the idea, take a look at yourself right now as you are. Both physically and personality wise as well as status in this community or in your own life. I want you to try to imagine what would happen if someone flipped that on it's head and now you were looking at the complete opposite of yourself both physically and mentally.
What would the counterpoint to you look like?

For my own example I'll just say whoever this person is that is the opposite of me would be short, scrawny, hating of Halo, bad grammer, not a gamer, uninterested in movies, loving alchohol and clubbing, chatting up women and treating them like objects, have a low brow sense of humour, heavily religious and very dumb. That's the counterpoint to me anyway.... how about you?
I'd be an outspoken black female with no job that has fully functional knees and the energy to work out. I wouldn't own a PC or Games and would be fervently against them. I'd be a strongly religious person who thinks that all technology is a magic gift from god.

I'd hate corn bread.

I would be super into gangster rap and country music. Also George Bush would be the greatest president to me. I'd also be pregnant. I'd never poop or pee.

My nipples would be fully functional. I'd hate sex and love dudes (which would oddly enough be acceptable to my religion because I'd be female as stated above)

Probably tons of other stuff in this Bizarro world. But I'm not really liking the inverse me. Maybe that's why I'm not that.
 

JBarracudaL

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Morbidly obese elderly right wing catholic woman with no interest in any sort of art-- or very much of anything for that matter --who's lived life with zero aspiration, overly judgmental, never appreciates anything, complains all of the time, who absolutely despises caffeine.
Although, she has good taste in fashion.
 

Sark

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They would probably be female, gay, not white, hate games ect, dropout of school, be rather stupid, be a slut and generally be a shit person.
 

Housebroken Lunatic

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Let's see here:

He'd probably be of short but brawny build, have perfect eyesight but less than standard hearing, he'd be a clueless retard, he'd be a major sportsfan and workout buff and abhor reading books, he'd be as mainstream as you can get, be really clingy and overly caring about other people's business, he'd be a complete slut and care little for actually finding a partner and a stable relationship. Oh and he would LOVE the human race, and he would be completely unable to find something funny about war, death and human stupidity... And he would be unarmed.
 

megapenguinx

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Hmm, a meat head, illiterate, constantly picking fights, like DC comics, be a huge fanboy, and dislike penguins. This counterpart must be destroyed!
 

Thaius

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chaosfenrir said:
Dumb. VERY athletic, hate music, slightly above average in height, hate people, cruel, hate video games hate anime, focused and hardworking, gay, zero morals, hates parents, likes dogs...
This part would pretty much be my antithesis, besides the fact that I'd be shorter, not taller. 'Cept mine would also be an athiest. And he would hate Star Wars, hate Avatar: The Last Airbender, he would have thought the Eragon movie was an amazing adaptation, and he would freaking love Hannah Montana...

Okay, now this is just getting disgusting.
 

Akas

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I'm finding a lot of these responses funny, albeit more than a little vain. If the counterpoint to you is an extreme (negative, in most cases), then all you're doing is flattering yourself and advocating stereotypes. Why is the counterpoint of a literate person an illiterate one? You're saying you can't think of a single literate person that doesn't think/act/etc. exactly opposite of you? Or that all illiterate people inherently disagree with you on everything? Also, by saying your counterpoint is stupid, you're saying that all your views are right and all his are wrong, and it's not a big leap of logic to think that you believe anyone who doesn't believe in your thinking is automatically stupid.

OT: My counterpoint would be more technically-minded, probably learning the meaning of hard work and humility from an early age. They would definitely be day people, actively engaging plenty of strangers (although perhaps not making strong social connections with them), and although they would seem serious at first, once you get to know them, they become very jovial. They would be the type of person that stays with one thing for a very long time, forming repetitive habits very easily, and perhaps a bit hesitant to try new things and stick with them.
 

Dimbo_Sama

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He would care about people, whouldn't care about society, think District 9 was as good as citizen kane, think all comics suck ass and keep a jar of Hideo Kojima's spit beside his bed