The Creepiest/Weirdest/Most Disgusting Thing You've Found In Your House
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Was in the attic checking some roof leak and found LOTS AND LOTS of bird shit all over the place. Ironically, there was LOTS AND LOTS of dead bird skeletons and yet not mummified dead birds on top and below that.
Didn't have camera at my hand, but it's so ironic, it's really funny.
Didn't have camera at my hand, but it's so ironic, it's really funny.
That would have been interesting. I wonder how that would've panned out...skittlepie345 said:Blended Cake! Genius! Weird about the maggots getting through, you should have put the cake bags in the freezer.Jamous said:Yes, I found something hideous. No picture, fortunately. I baked a cake with some friends. However, we somehow fucked up the icing so much that it was like concrete and more or less inedible. So, on a spur of the moment, we decided to put the entire cake back into the blender, where it ended up looking like fucking elephant shit, and we cooked it a little while more. I named it Mark II (You're clever people, I'll assume you get it.) We then decided to blend it again when it ended up as really bad tasting brownies (more or less). We took that blended mush, and put it, air tight, within several plastic bags. Nothing could have got to Mark. I ended up putting it in a box and leaving it there. My mother found it later, and it was seething with maggots. How they got in through several layers of airtight bags, I don't know. It was terrifying, and we genuinely believed that Mark had had children somehow. That, my friends, is fucking vile. ;Dskittlepie345 said:Just what the title says. I bring this up because I just found a bag of completely molded through bread.
I found it while I was looking for bread to make a sandwich. Anyways, have you ever found something gross or horrifying in your kitchen/home? What was it, and what did you do with it? Did you manage to take a picture while you were running away screaming?
As far as food goes, I've had a few bags of potatoes go bad on me. Rotten potatoes have probably one of the most unpleasant rotten food smells I've come across, and they end up as a slimy mess.
As far as creepy crawlies; I was walking into my bathroom a few months ago, and walked into a big spider that was dangling from the ceiling. The thing dropped onto my shoulder, and then fell to the floor and ran under the sink. A broom handle sorted it out.
As far as rodents; I was using rat poison to sort out a mouse problem I had a few years ago (until I realized that the mice end up dying in inaccessible places, and switched back to traps). One day, I noticed that the container of poison I had laid down in a corner of the kitchen was empty, so I went into the bathroom and grabbed an open packet of rat poison I had there. I walked back into the kitchen and went to shake out some poison into the container, when a mouse jumped out of the poison packet and ran off across the floor. Startled the hell out of me.
As far as creepy crawlies; I was walking into my bathroom a few months ago, and walked into a big spider that was dangling from the ceiling. The thing dropped onto my shoulder, and then fell to the floor and ran under the sink. A broom handle sorted it out.
As far as rodents; I was using rat poison to sort out a mouse problem I had a few years ago (until I realized that the mice end up dying in inaccessible places, and switched back to traps). One day, I noticed that the container of poison I had laid down in a corner of the kitchen was empty, so I went into the bathroom and grabbed an open packet of rat poison I had there. I walked back into the kitchen and went to shake out some poison into the container, when a mouse jumped out of the poison packet and ran off across the floor. Startled the hell out of me.
Once when my cats were kittens, they brought in a rabbit and left it on the kitchen floor. The difference between this one and all the others was that this rabbit had no head and most of its vital organs and spine were spewing out through its neck.
Imagine the blood.
Imagine it!
Imagine the blood.
Imagine it!
My little brother's school bag. It was at the end of last year, and I swear that by that time, it was growing unspeakable things inside of it. They could film a low budget version of the Call of Cthulhu in there. Actually the strangest thing in my house is whatever's in the bin of my parents' bathroom. I occasionally go in there when every other bathroom is in use, and it's very disturbing.
I imagined. I feel like a bad person...Tharwen said:
I agree, parents should not torture our minds with these thoughts. And cinnamon toast crunch should never have a grape after taste. It's cereal abuse.Skratt said:
Once, my brother left an un-open carton of chocolate milk in his backpack. He couldn't figure out why he constantly smelt like vomit and dairy products until it exploded in his backpack. We couldn't get the smell out of his car for months, and we ended up filling his car with newspaper because it absorbs smells, or something like that.cheshitescat said:
Your Welcome. I couldn't eat after I found it, so I never made my sandwich.Blackality said:
A friend of mine once walked in on his mother masturbating with a dildo...WolfThomas said:
Ewwwwwww... That's just not right. There are times when doing it with a women is not right and that's one of those times. Anyway, what happened when he found them?AWC Viper said:
I would have thrown out the pot. I clean when I absolutely have to, but moldy dishes is where I draw the line.rune342 said:
I found a used, yes used, condom in my CHURCH parking lot out of all places. Shockingly, it was the girls that picked it up and threw it away.
My brother having sex in the front room with one of his missus. While it wasn't creepy, it was the weirdest and most disgusting thing I found in my house.