The Daystar Day Thread!

[anthony87]

This is going well!

Truly, I am Sheogorath incarnate.

'You get an avatar! You get an avatar! EVERYBODY GETS AN AVATAR!'

You sure you don't mean Oprah incarnate?

OT: I'll miss seeing my sexy mug whenever I post but fuggit, occasions and all that jazz.

I'm not a sassy black woman, though.

Which depresses me.

Why must you crush my dreams, Anthony? D:

I don't believe that.

In fact, I believe that you can be the sassiest, blackest, womanist Oprah there is! You just gotta want it hard enough! I believe in you man. And if you don't believe me, believe in Oprah...

I seen her Twitter the other day and she was all "Holy shit! You see that Binnsyboy over on The Escapist forums? That dude could be a better me than me!".

Twitter then removed the tweet for being too damn true.

 

[The Funslinger]

This is going well!

Truly, I am Sheogorath incarnate.

'You get an avatar! You get an avatar! EVERYBODY GETS AN AVATAR!'

You sure you don't mean Oprah incarnate?

OT: I'll miss seeing my sexy mug whenever I post but fuggit, occasions and all that jazz.

I'm not a sassy black woman, though.

Which depresses me.

Why must you crush my dreams, Anthony? D:

I don't believe that.

In fact, I believe that you can be the sassiest, blackest, womanist Oprah there is! You just gotta want it hard enough! I believe in you man. And if you don't believe me, believe in Oprah...

I seen her Twitter the other day and she was all "Holy shit! You see that Binnsyboy over on The Escapist forums? That dude could be a better me than me!".

Twitter then removed the tweet for being too damn true.

You're right!

Time to save up for gender surgery, and a reverse Michael Jackson!

 

[Calibanbutcher]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH TO MANY DAYSTARS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGHRHRGHRGRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AHHHHHHHHHHRGRGRRGRGR

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGGR

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DAYSTAR AHHHHHHHHHHHRGGG

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY WORST NIGHTMARES CAME TRUE AHHHHHHHRRRGRGRR

 

[Fappy]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH TO MANY DAYSTARS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGHRHRGHRGRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AHHHHHHHHHHRGRGRRGRGR

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGGR

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DAYSTAR AHHHHHHHHHHHRGGG

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY WORST NIGHTMARES CAME TRUE AHHHHHHHRRRGRGRR

I think you just won the prize for being the first person in the thread to suffer from a brain hemorrhage.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip

Your time is over, old man.

Anyway.

*cough*


[HEADING=1]stop having fun guys!

This isn't funny![/HEADING]

 

[Calibanbutcher]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH TO MANY DAYSTARS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGHRHRGHRGRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AHHHHHHHHHHRGRGRRGRGR

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGGR

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DAYSTAR AHHHHHHHHHHHRGGG

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY WORST NIGHTMARES CAME TRUE AHHHHHHHRRRGRGRR

I think you just won the prize for being the first person in the thread to suffer from a brain hemorrhage.

I am not quite sure if that is a compliment or a cleverly disguised insult, so I am unsure on how to react.
So thank you very much, you sickly seadog.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Daystars, Daystars everywhere!

Happy birthday you old man bro!

Have a pint on me!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip

Wow, thanks!

Huh, that looks familiar to another drink I-HEYWAITAMINUTE!

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

snip

Wow, thanks!

Huh, that looks familiar to another drink I-HEYWAITAMINUTE!

You don't like Guinness?

What's wrong with you?

You cut deep bro...it was only a beer...

 

[repeating integers]

I would change my avatar, but I'm not entirely sure where to find my current one again.

Happy Daystar day, Daystar.

You could always just save your current avatar to your harddrive or an image hosting site.

I suppose I could.

...But reading this thread is giving me a headache.

What if this is all just a plot by Daystar (implanted into your mind by inception, of course) to become one with all of us and take over the Escapist as a super-Amaterasu?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip

Wow, thanks!

Huh, that looks familiar to another drink I-HEYWAITAMINUTE!

You don't like Guinness?

What's wrong with you?

You cut deep bro...it was only a beer...

I've had that Guinness before.

That's Escapist Expo Guinness.

I want Daystar Day Guinness.

[sub]Man, it feels like I'm talking to myself here...[/sub]

 

[Souplex]

snip

Your time is over, old man.

Anyway.

*cough*


[HEADING=1]stop having fun guys!

This isn't funny![/HEADING]

The reign of Souplex is eternal!

 

[Fappy]

I would change my avatar, but I'm not entirely sure where to find my current one again.

Happy Daystar day, Daystar.

You could always just save your current avatar to your harddrive or an image hosting site.

I suppose I could.

...But reading this thread is giving me a headache.

What if this is all just a plot by Daystar (implanted into your mind by inception, of course) to become one with all of us and take over the Escapist as a super-Amaterasu?

You crazies and your conspiracy theories! There's no way Daystar planned a coup for tonight...

Oh shit.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip

Your time is over, old man.

Anyway.

*cough*


[HEADING=1]stop having fun guys!

This isn't funny![/HEADING]

The reign of Souplex is eternal!

Do you know what we call a souplex that never ends?

A hug.

You're a hug.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

snip

Wow, thanks!

Huh, that looks familiar to another drink I-HEYWAITAMINUTE!

You don't like Guinness?

What's wrong with you?

You cut deep bro...it was only a beer...

I've had that Guinness before.

That's Escapist Expo Guinness.

I want Daystar Day Guinness.

[sub]Man, it feels like I'm talking to myself here...[/sub]

Fine, you fickle old man, here's your damn Guinness.

[sub]It's Daystar-ception![/sub]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip

Wow, thanks!

Huh, that looks familiar to another drink I-HEYWAITAMINUTE!

You don't like Guinness?

What's wrong with you?

You cut deep bro...it was only a beer...

I've had that Guinness before.

That's Escapist Expo Guinness.

I want Daystar Day Guinness.

[sub]Man, it feels like I'm talking to myself here...[/sub]

Fine, you fickle old man, here's your damn Guinness.

[sub]It's Daystar-ception![/sub]

...

Why isn't it full?

Who touched my Guinness?

[HEADING=1]WHO TOUCHES ANOTHER MAN'S GUINNESS?! YOU MONSTER![/HEADING]

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

snip

Wow, thanks!

Huh, that looks familiar to another drink I-HEYWAITAMINUTE!

You don't like Guinness?

What's wrong with you?

You cut deep bro...it was only a beer...

I've had that Guinness before.

That's Escapist Expo Guinness.

I want Daystar Day Guinness.

[sub]Man, it feels like I'm talking to myself here...[/sub]

Fine, you fickle old man, here's your damn Guinness.

[sub]It's Daystar-ception![/sub]

...

Why isn't it full?

Who touched my Guinness?

[HEADING=1]WHO TOUCHES ANOTHER MAN'S GUINNESS?! YOU MONSTER![/HEADING]

It was the Guinness badgers.

They touch other people's Guinness when the person isn't looking.

They have no shame.

 

[DoPo]

snip

So for how long it is polite to keep stolen avatar? 24h?

Dunno, but I'll change mine after midnight, since it won't be Daystar day anymore at that point.

May many explosive hooker filled cakes find their way to your home!

What's with the dash there? Why not explosive hookers?

I won't be changing mine as I just got it the way I want it.

You know, knowing Daystar, you have the avatar the way he wants it, too.

Also me, I like it, as well. (started replaying DMC3 two days ago, yay!)

[sub]Man, it feels like I'm talking to myself here...[/sub]

Disregard what I said, I am totally fine!

 

[Souplex]

snip

Your time is over, old man.

Anyway.

*cough*


[HEADING=1]stop having fun guys!

This isn't funny![/HEADING]

The reign of Souplex is eternal!

Do you know what we call a souplex that never ends?

A hug.

You're a hug.

A. I like hugs. Don't you like hugs?
B. "Suplex" is a wrestling move. "Souplex" is this forum's rightful leader. Learn the difference.
Hey everybody! Daystar hates hugs!

 

[Lucem712]

May many explosive hooker filled cakes find their way to your home!

What's with the dash there? Why not explosive hookers?

That's the surprise! Shhhhh...