The Death of Bill Gates

[Woodscare]

If Bill Gates was to die for some reason right now and within the hour you receive a phone call from his representative saying that you get most of his fortune, what do you do?

 

[evilanimeguy]

be extremely pissed that he gave most of it to charity.

 

[NIHILHATE]

Hemorrhage.

 

[James Hueick]

I'd think it was a hoax. If it wasn't... probably invest it.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

Think it was a prank call.

Laugh a lot, and evil laugh.

Finally get the publishers group on this site.

Cure cancer.

 

[niglett]

explode from excitement! then put Microsoft in order.

 

[Omikron009]

Buy that Huge TV/Awesome speaker set up/xbox live that I've always wanted.

 

[white_salad]

Orgasm.

 

[Kiriona]

"...What? ....Really?"
"Yes. Most of his fortune will be read for transfer soon."
"No, you don't understand. You see... It's been... my dream... to have a fortune."
"Yes, well, now you do. when will you be able to receive the money?"
"..."
"Hello? Ma'am?"
"..."
"Helllooo?"
"...............HOLY FREAKING CRAP ON A BISKET WITH ICECREAM! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! I'M RICH! I'M TAKING THIS BABY TO THE MOOOOOOOON!!!"

It'd probably go something like that.

 

[Saargston]

I'd offer a prayer to dear old Bill to help him get through those pearly Gates.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I'd buy an abandoned nuclear silo and renovate it so I can live there.
I might have to move to the USA for that though...

Also: When I saw the title I thought he died...

 

[NoriYuki Sato]

pay for all of my schooling, buy a house, buy a new car ((that is desperatly needed on my part)), pay off my mom's house, pay back all my debts, shit bricks, make my way around the world to visit all my friends, then settle down. oh yeah, then legally change my middle name to "Maxximus Prime".

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Put the original Xbox Live back up.

Yes. I'm still pissed at Microsoft for removing Halo 2.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Keep 10% of it for myself, put 40% of it into savings and give the rest to charity.

 

[Hristo Petrov]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95fNgx8aCS8&feature=related This

 

[Shapsters]

I'd offer a prayer to dear old Bill to help him get through those pearly Gates.

*facepalm* I cannot believe you went there... I...

LOVE IT! Puns are the best!

OP: I would cry because I like money, I would then go on a spending binge and then lay out some sort of plan so I dont spend it all...

 

[Doomsday11]

Do something amazingly crazy like create a military coup or give all dogs in briton gold teeth

 

[Silent Eagle]

Heh heh heh... Look out world.
But before world domination. I'd have myself a samich. From Hardees,with everything.
I'd also throw money at people,that way they're not mad for getting hit.