The Death of Bill Gates

[Super Toast]

Buy 62 000 000 000 chocolate frogs. Or go mad. Maybe they're the same thing, in retrospect.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

BATHE IN MONEY!

Wait... first I'd go to/buy Florida.

Then I'd have Ninja lessons.

 

[HotFezz8]

10 million bottles of apple sourz

 

[Mr Snuffles]

If Bill Gates was to die for some reason right now and within the hour you receive a phone call from his representative saying that you get most of his fortune, what do you do?

Grr, I was misled by the title, I thought he was actually dead

 

[NoNameMcgee]

I would never ever do an honest days work for the rest of my life, and it would be fucking awesome.

Firstly I'd buy everything I've ever wanted, spending a couple of billion on myself. Give some to my family, then half what is remaining and give one half to various charities. Finally put the rest of the money in the bank and live extravagantly off the interest. I'd spend the rest of my life partying, traveling the world, lounging about doing nothing and using my extra free time from not having to work to learn loads of cool things... like other languages, dances and martial arts. I'd also go into space at some point just for the hell of it.

 

[Ashbax]

I'd think it was a hoax. If it wasn't... probably invest it.

its like, 50 billion, you dont need to invest it. You can live off 50 million, let alone that multiplied by a million. Its ALOT of money, mkayz.

 

[Sparrow]

Well, I'd rejoice. With the amount of money he's giving to all those charities, cancer and AIDs would be cured in a heartbeat.

 

[Ashbax]

If Bill Gates was to die for some reason right now and within the hour you receive a phone call from his representative saying that you get most of his fortune, what do you do?

Grr, I was misled by the title, I thought he was actually dead

Same, lol.

 

[Ashbax]

Think "lol, hoax!" and forget about it.

. Some random African businessman is, can;t remember his name.

one of those Nigerian princes we hear so much about? They seem to have to much money they're giving it away.

I see what you did there.

 

[Darth_Dude]

I'd buy an abandoned nuclear silo and renovate it so I can live there.
I might have to move to the USA for that though...

Also: When I saw the title I thought he died...

Already done, but its still an awesome place to live.

 

[Omegatronacles]

Buy a golden house. A rocket car and a tuxedo with a monicle

Simpsons fan are we?

I'll be dull enough to say I'd give a lot to charity. Then pay my student loan, buy myself an apartment building, have it renovated to house only me and a few friends, and fill one of the many swimming pools with money so I could play Scrooge McDuck.
Then buy an island somewhere...

After making sure it's no con, and that there's no catch, obviously...

Do you have any idea just how painful it would be to try and Scrooge McDuck a money pool?

 

[sirdanrhodes]

*George from Phonejacker*
"I just need your bank account details, and sort code."

 

[ethaninja]

Give lots of it to poor people and keep a cut for myself.

 

[Denamic]

Buy a USB powered mini-fridge.
I always wanted one of those, but didn't have the spare money after buying games and paying bills.
It'd be awesome.

 

[Se7enUpMustang]

make sure its not a joke, con, no strings attached get the money and do stuff with it, first being buy new bones because i would have shit them out in utter shock

 

[Absimilliard]

Buy a golden house. A rocket car and a tuxedo with a monicle

Simpsons fan are we?

I'll be dull enough to say I'd give a lot to charity. Then pay my student loan, buy myself an apartment building, have it renovated to house only me and a few friends, and fill one of the many swimming pools with money so I could play Scrooge McDuck.
Then buy an island somewhere...

After making sure it's no con, and that there's no catch, obviously...

Do you have any idea just how painful it would be to try and Scrooge McDuck a money pool?

Valid point. But a) I wouldn't use coins, b) I'd use a couple of fans to make sure the bills weren't in solid piles, and c) totally worth it...

 

[Thurmer]

make an awesome apartment in the city, build my parents dream house, keep like 20mil and give the rest away to charity.

 

[TheSquirrelisKing]

Probably go temporarily insane and become a masked vigilante, funding myself with his fortune.

 

[guyroxorz]

To an extent i'd carry on as normal, finish my A levels, go to university to study medicine and try and form a stable career. I would use the money to ensure that i had a comfortable lifestyle while trying to achieve all of these things, of course a large sum of money would go to charities that i believe could use extra funding e.g. cancer research.