The Depression test.
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Those tests never do anything for me because I'm the person who always picks the middle ones. If you're a person who picks extremes then whatever the test is, you will come out with whatever the test wants.
Edit: Although I did just get 33...
Edit: Although I did just get 33...
Oh my, yes, let's take an internet test as a professional diagnosis. This is such an excellent fucking idea.
Ugh. Fuck it. I'll give it a go.
Oh, would you look at that. Sixty six. Through a series of vague, bullshitty, melodramatic questions that EVERYONE will only choose extremes on, I have determined I am really fucking sad guys.
Better go commit myself, clearly I am seconds away from suicide. Quick, remove all sharp objects from my immediate vicinity.
OH SHIT TOO LATE AUGH AGH OH NO OH I'M KILLING MYSELF OH this is ridiculously fucking stupid.
Every result claims you are depressed. The only way not to be depressed with this fucking test is to be so obscenely saccharine and cheery you make everyone else nauseous and a little bit freaked out.
Ugh. Fuck it. I'll give it a go.
Oh, would you look at that. Sixty six. Through a series of vague, bullshitty, melodramatic questions that EVERYONE will only choose extremes on, I have determined I am really fucking sad guys.
Better go commit myself, clearly I am seconds away from suicide. Quick, remove all sharp objects from my immediate vicinity.
OH SHIT TOO LATE AUGH AGH OH NO OH I'M KILLING MYSELF OH this is ridiculously fucking stupid.
Every result claims you are depressed. The only way not to be depressed with this fucking test is to be so obscenely saccharine and cheery you make everyone else nauseous and a little bit freaked out.
I'm sorry, but I suffer from server depression (got a 67!), and I too have exams after Christmas, and I too face an uncertain future in higher education - but I've had far worse things happen in life than being 'denied' university education! If thats the most of your problems, then I am very surprised your score was as high a 10!Trivun said:
Who is advocating accepting the results of the quiz in lieu of professional consultation?Monkfish Acc. said:
And of course the test is going to recommend immediate help if someone answers purely with extremes. It would be ethically irresponsible to do otherwise.
No, not literally. However, it is the case that psychiatric illness is generally a matter of degree. For example, it is normal to wash one's hands before eating. However, it is rather abnormal for one to wash his or hands in excess of 50 times each day. Such excess might suggest obsessive-compulsive disorder or a specific phobia.CrashBang said:
I feel sad, depressed and unhappy.
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Seems like you only have to answer that question to know.
OT: 10 - 17 Possibly minor depression
Eh. It said the main thing was i had suidical thoughts but thats not really anyhting big since I've kinda comes to terms with dying. I've suffered from it before, and I almost did try (I have the scar still), but that was awhile ago. I'm not owrried about it now cause I dont have alot to think that makes me that way.
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Seems like you only have to answer that question to know.
OT: 10 - 17 Possibly minor depression
Eh. It said the main thing was i had suidical thoughts but thats not really anyhting big since I've kinda comes to terms with dying. I've suffered from it before, and I almost did try (I have the scar still), but that was awhile ago. I'm not owrried about it now cause I dont have alot to think that makes me that way.
21-35, minor to moderate depression. Seems to make sense to me, I'm generally nihilistic and I have a logically bleak view on everything so... yeah makes sense.
