The "Describe a movie in one boring sentence" Game

[Norik]

Alien: A man is startled while eating spaghetti.
Cloverfield: A going-away party is rudely interrupted by a tourist.
The Prestige: A man ties a bad knot while another man gets lots of new hats.

I am just going to say that yours are the best ones.


Dirty Harry: A man gets lucky
Airplane: A man has a drinking problem
X-men: Minorities get revenge.

Thanks man!

Army of Darkness: A man gets a prosthetic hand.
King Kong: An immigrant has trouble adjusting to city life.
Ghostbusters: Three men visit a library, then look at a fridge.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

LOL! Norik, Yours ARE the best!

Shrek: Man has troubles playing well with others
Shrek 2: Man with social issues now has daddy issues.
Shrek the Third: Man is doin well with social issues but is afraid of parenthood.
Eagle Eye: What Eagle eye?

 

[Broken Orange]

Shooter: Man is mad that his dog is dead
Enemy at the gates: Two friends fight over a girl, and one dies.

 

[Norik]

Being Jon Malkovich: A puppeteer gets a new job.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall: A puppeteer goes on vacation.
Up: Am old man and his wife paint a mailbox.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Spirited Away: Girl who lost her shoe gets it back.
Men in Black: Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones flash some people.
Maximum Overdrive: Stephen King gets called an asshole.

 

[NeoAC]

Clash of the Titans: Sam Worthington shows of the same acting range he had in Avatar.
Aladdin: Guy lived on the streets, now he marries into a home.
Kill Bill: Some ***** has a bug up her ass cause she almost got killed.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

The Dark Knight: One really buff dude with an identity complex and a tranny have an all out war. Oh, and some dude gets his face burned off, which is apparently important.

 

[Norik]

Beowulf: A man experiments with bestiality.
Snow White: A woman misses a great financial opportunity to mass produce a new line of mirrors.
Se7en: A man ponders the contents of a box.

 

[samusaran2311]

Pulp Fiction: Samuel L. Jackson interrupts peaceful breakfast

Batman Begins: Billionaire gives himself a sore throat

Battlefield Earth: Jamaicans collecting gold

The Da Vinci Code: Old man does fingerpainting

Usual Suspects: Guy corrects foot problem

Back to the Future: Teen knocks over pine tree

Pirates of the Caribbean: Depp gets a jar of dirt

 

[TheBritish]

Casablanca: After a bad break up, a couple come together to search for plane tickets.
The Hound of the Baskervilles: The sidekick of a great detective looks for a dog.
The Maltese Falcon: A guy looks for a popular statue.
The Sum of All Fears: A data analyst analyses some surprising data.
The Road: A father and son go for a walk.
The Day After Tomorrow: The story of a cold day.
Scream: Teenagers talking on phones.

 

[Norik]

Suburban Commando: Christopher Lloyd complains about the temperature.
Die Hard: City cop examines an air duct very closely.
Godzilla: A large sum of fish are distributed.

 

[brtshstel]

The Hangover: Four men have a hard time remembering how to get on a roof.

 

[NeuroticMarshmallow]

Avatar: Blue people get pissed at the curiously racist military being complete jackasses.
Inglorious Basterds: A whole lot of nazis die and the war ends.
Indiana Jones: A archeology professor continuously fails to keep anything he ever finds.
Twilight: Modern mytical retelling of Lolita
National Treasure 2: And so Nicholas Cage and Diane Kruger live happily ever after proving that you can commit federal crimes and kidnap the president as long as you do it very patriotically.
Physcho: A man in his 30s has serious issues with his mother.

 

[brtshstel]

Role Models: a story about community service and misfit kids.