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hears an old black and white movie (a classic tho)
12 angry men:11 guys change their minds
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hears an old black and white movie (a classic tho)
12 angry men:11 guys change their minds
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Orange midgets have no union
Shawn of the Dead - Zombies invade, Hungover guys drink tea
Secretary - Lawyer hires a new secretary
Ghostbusters - Scientists get kicked out of University
Event Horizon - Scientist finds his lost spaceship
The Usual Suspects - Police interview a cripple
Shawn of the Dead - Zombies invade, Hungover guys drink tea
Secretary - Lawyer hires a new secretary
Ghostbusters - Scientists get kicked out of University
Event Horizon - Scientist finds his lost spaceship
The Usual Suspects - Police interview a cripple
Ha!s69-5 said:
12 Angry Men - A jury discusses the pitfalls of circumstantial evidence.
The Shawshank Redemption - A man improves his accommodation through the pursuit of tax deductions and judicious placement of posters.
Men in Black - An ethnic gentleman exchanges a public sector job for one in the private sector.
Men in Black II - An older gentleman exchanges a public sector job for one in the private sector.
Gladiator - A Roman takes a convoluted route to see his family.
Running Man - A man performs better than his contemporaries on a reality show.
Casino - An astute bookmaker briefly transfers his business to Nevada before relocating back home.
FIXED! Quadrilogy? What are you talking about there are only three Die hard movies, Die hard, Die hard 2 and Die Hard with A Vengeance...JemJar said:Die Hard error, please reinstall yourself on your sofa and rewatch Trilogy.ANImaniac89 said:
He's picking someone up from a delayed flight
ONLY THREE!!!!
I did once have a nightmare that there was a 4th movie that was utterly terrible PG-13 bullshit, with that douchebag from Mac vs PC ads and the lamest villain since the 1950's. Thankfully it NEVER HAPPENED as far as I am concerned.
Ha ha, some good stuff here, I've got a few alternatives:
Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2: Woman overcomes a painful marriage by wiggling her big toe and takes her child back after a long, messy custody battle.
Die Hard: Police Officer's marriage saved after deaths at a stressfull office christmas party
Pulp Fiction: African-American legitimage business owner deals with death of employee, the vices of his girlfriend, and develops distrust of law enforcement on a day that ends up being one big pain in the ass.
Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2: Woman overcomes a painful marriage by wiggling her big toe and takes her child back after a long, messy custody battle.
Die Hard: Police Officer's marriage saved after deaths at a stressfull office christmas party
Pulp Fiction: African-American legitimage business owner deals with death of employee, the vices of his girlfriend, and develops distrust of law enforcement on a day that ends up being one big pain in the ass.
eXistenZ - Stuff may have happened, or maybe not.
Cloverfield - A camcorder is taken on a nausiating trip through a city.
Primer - A bunch of guys discover time travel is confusing.
6th day - Arnie tells someone to go **** themselves. Cloning nearly makes this happen.
Austin Powers - An egomaniac fights a madman.
Mission: Impossible - Despite the name, the mission turns out to be possible.
Minority Report - Guys get punished for things they haven't done.
I could go on, but I think that's enough for now.
Cloverfield - A camcorder is taken on a nausiating trip through a city.
Primer - A bunch of guys discover time travel is confusing.
6th day - Arnie tells someone to go **** themselves. Cloning nearly makes this happen.
Austin Powers - An egomaniac fights a madman.
Mission: Impossible - Despite the name, the mission turns out to be possible.
Minority Report - Guys get punished for things they haven't done.
I could go on, but I think that's enough for now.
I rather enjoyed IV.... I'm not really sure what more you want from a Die Hard film....Treblaine said:FIXED! Quadrilogy? What are you talking about there are only three Die hard movies, Die hard, Die hard 2 and Die Hard with A Vengeance...JemJar said:Die Hard error, please reinstall yourself on your sofa and rewatch Trilogy.ANImaniac89 said:
He's picking someone up from a delayed flight
ONLY THREE!!!!
I did once have a nightmare that there was a 4th movie that was utterly terrible PG-13 bullshit, with that douchebag from Mac vs PC ads and the lamest villain since the 1950's. Thankfully it NEVER HAPPENED as far as I am concerned.
Die Hard IV - A man has trouble connecting to the internet whilst a rival has comparative ease.
28 Days Later: A dude wakes up in a hospital and has a really bad week.
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels: "Guns for show, Knives for a pro."
I-Robot: A guy tries to fix a bug in some computing software.
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels: "Guns for show, Knives for a pro."
I-Robot: A guy tries to fix a bug in some computing software.
What do I expect? WHAT DO I EXPECT!!! From a Die Hard movie? Well how about some R-rated content for a start:Dark_Lemon said:I rather enjoyed IV.... I'm not really sure what more you want from a Die Hard film....Treblaine said:FIXED! Quadrilogy? What are you talking about there are only three Die hard movies, Die hard, Die hard 2 and Die Hard with A Vengeance...JemJar said:Die Hard error, please reinstall yourself on your sofa and rewatch Trilogy.ANImaniac89 said:
He's picking someone up from a delayed flight
ONLY THREE!!!!
I did once have a nightmare that there was a 4th movie that was utterly terrible PG-13 bullshit, with that douchebag from Mac vs PC ads and the lamest villain since the 1950's. Thankfully it NEVER HAPPENED as far as I am concerned.
Die Hard IV - A man has trouble connecting to the internet whilst a rival has comparative ease.
PG-13 rating can suck my sweaty ball sack, that is for family films like Indiana Jones, Die Hard is NOT A FAMILY FILM!!!
Fuck that, there is a new rule, the old rule said the third film in a series is always the worst... no, now it is the 4th film in the series made over a decade later with is not just the worst in the series but ranks as one of the worst EVER as it so hideously under-performs.
Why is my life back to front? I saw violent 18 rate Die Hard film on VHS when I was 11 or 12, now I'm in my 20's and they are continuing the series in a sissified family-friendly state.